>>34800604 how much did they pay you to do this.

>>34800928
>how much did they pay you to do this.
they who?
this what?

>>34800604
What do you think of The Sopranos?

>>34800604
what do you think of Italian americans?

I am one

>>34800604
What's your original name?

>>34800604
>zero results for reverse image search
Damn. Anyone have more/name?

The only things that come to mind when I think of Italy are pasta, the mafia, the pope, people that yell, big families, and girls that want a big family and yell. How accurate are those to actual Italy?

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>>34800604
>mfw im ethnically Italian but born in U.S. and never been to Italy

what are Italian women like? every Italian woman ive seen are very friendly cute as hell desu

>>34801038
Not Op, but...
I think that you're Italian if you were born in Italy. ''Second generation'' italians, even if they fit into the meme italian idea americans have are not really Italians, in my opinion. Nothing against them, but the US encompass such a huge number of cultures and ethnicities that it is hard to discerne one. Someone born in America is just an American.
>>34801074
Not really accurate, desu. You're thinking of southern italians. The more you go to the north the further away from your picture you get.

>>34800604
What's your favorite type of coffee?

>>34801095
>Cute
Yes, I guess they're.
>Friendly
Italy is basically normieville. They want Chad as much as all the other women on the planet.

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>>34801011
>What do you think of The Sopranos?
Never watched. Cool final scene, once you get it, I guess

>>34801038
>what do you think of Italian americans?
I think they got the worse from the two countries/cultures

>>34801069
>Damn. Anyone have more/name?
only pic related, sorry mate

>>34801095
>what are Italian women like?
full of moles, mostly entitled and annoying

>>34801074
>How accurate are those to actual Italy?
You described Southern Italy perfectly, but that's Africa.

>>34801131
I enjoy a strong espresso or a macchiato in the morning when I have to focus and study. Usually, the more concentrated the better, and without much stuff in it. It ruins the flavor.

I'm sorry if I'm answering too, amico. But two are better than one.

>>34801074
Pretty acurate.
They don't really yell on purpose it's just that their language is very musical like.

>>34800604
Where's our tits and timestamp

How common are busty girls

What's the best Italian music album of the decade in your opinion?

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Why do you call us nords "snowniggers" as an insult? It feels forced and lame to me.

Call us Iceniggers instead. Now that is way cooler.

a nice country, great foot. i went there when i was 18 and 20.

>>34801234
I would say probably 30%. I don't know how it is in the south though.

>>34801243
yeah italian women have the greatest feet

>>34801223
>Where's our tits and timestamp
Do you REALLY think that was a pic of me?

>>34801234
>How common are busty girls
Common enough, but busty often comes with sag or dozens of moles. Very often.

>>34801237
>What's the best Italian music album of the decade in your opinion?
I don't listen to Italian music sorry

>>34801242
das ice cold muh nega

>>34801237
>Implying we made decent music lately
The last thing I enjoyed was De Andre's, at least he was trying to say something (even if he was too much of a leftist for me).
The rest is just normie-tier trash for parties and foreign music.

What was Rome like in the 50s a couple years after ww2? My granpa moved to the US during then and I haven't asked what it was like then (there is a language barrier)

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>>34800604
Italy suck in wage wars, also betrayed the most cool country in europe

>>34801304
Daniele Groff's Variatio 22 was good

>>34801306
>What was Rome like in the 50s a couple years after ww2?
How the fuck would I know, I was born in 1980

Why is France so much better than Italy?

>>34801306
Poor, basically destroyed. Everything that wasn't Italian and was American was cool. People were still fighting about who was a fascist and who wasn't (like today, desu). At least that's what I got from films and stuff, I'm way too young.

>>34801331
From history class m8

>>34801348
>like today, desu
like LITERALLY today

>>34801348
>>34801349
Also, Democrazia Cristiana (Christian democracy, a centre-right party supported by the Americans) took the power (mainly because it was supported as anti-commie) and the economic boom started. So a lot of money going around, appearing and disappearing, people becoming very rich with not really legal means, industrialization, stuff like that.

>>34800604
Did something happen recently around Bologna and Cesena, as in, some disasters or something?

Someone I know around that area didn't connect for a whole month, and that is the first time he did that after three years.

I'm genuinely worried, but I can't read newspapers in italian.

Don't seek info, just tell me if something went to the national news or whatever

>>34801401
Thats interesting I'll probably look up more about it.

>>34801417
>Did something happen recently around Bologna and Cesena, as in, some disasters or something?
Last big disasters in Italy were Berlusconi losing power and a huge earthquake (but not really in the Bologna-Cesena area). They probably just don't want to talk you anymore.

>>34801417
Not that I'm aware.
A couple of days ago there was a huge clash between students and police at Bologna university, but I don't think that's that.
>>34801430
Surely an interesting time of our history. It was a real mess because the war ended weirdly for us and we had one of the biggest communist party of the western world.

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>>34800604
I got called a spaghetti nigger at work by a shoplifter. I also get confused with being Jewish :(

Itslian Americans are still Italians...they're certainly not African American

do you have quality bread?
what is your favorite kind of sandwich?

>>34801452
Alright thanks.

Don't worry, that person didn't talk to anyone I know that knows him too for the same time period. Something is up, but it's at least not some earthquake.

>>34801527
>do you have quality bread?
yes
>what is your favorite kind of sandwich?
chicken, avocado and pesto

>>34801530
Maybe he was just robbed and killed by some romanian or albanian, it happens all the time here

>>34801115

Not him but also italian american, it really does suck I would be an outsider to real italians no matter what even though my blood and my surname comes from there. Not even a southerner either, veneto and piedmont region. Maybe I can at least visit some day.

>>34800604

Full of angry manlets who are embarrassingly romantically aggressive.

>>34801553
no idea what manlet means but I can confirm the romantically aggressive part

>>34800604
di dove sei?,sei una tipa?, pls respond

>>34801527
Yeah, there are a lot of different kinds, basically every region has one.
I personally like a piadina (soft, flat bread) with ham and squacquerone (soft cheese). Very simple but tasty with the right ingredients.
>>34801550
I'm from Venice. Sure, come visit. It's always interesting to explore our roots.
>>34801553
Maybe in the south. People in the north are usually quite tall.

>>34801577
>di dove sei?
non te lo dico
>sei una tipa?
ma ti pare

I am OP and I also want to tell everybody I am not this guy >>34801597
Jesus Christ mate you're boring as fuck.

>>34801597

Have you been to verona? That is apparently where my dads side came from. Right near lake garda. Olive oil business that came to america.

>>34801641
Hey friend I'm trying to give more insightful answer. So at least our foreign viewers can have an unbiased report on our country.

>>34801667
Fuck the foreign viewers, don't make 'em come here, we're full

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Italian girls a cute

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>>34801653
Yeah, it's a pretty nice city. I went there a couple of times.
>>34801682
I don't think they want to live here lol I'm just answering to their questions at the best of my capabilities.

>>34800604
e che board frequenti? io /fit/ e /pol/ are u redpilled? ti piacciono i trans o sei degenerato da 4chan in qualche modo? are u an oldfag? qualche riflessione su sti auistici che non hanno mai viso ne vedranno mai una fica? scusa se ti tartasso, ma >tfw non posso parlare di 4chan a nessuno nel mondo vero

>>34801701
I fapped many times to this girl. Didn't know she was Italian. Source?

>>34801727
>e che board frequenti?
/tv/ e /r9k/
>ti piacciono i trans
no
>sei degenerato da 4chan in qualche modo?
4chan mi ha rovinato la vita
>are u an oldfag?
37 anni
>qualche riflessione su sti auistici che non hanno mai viso ne vedranno mai una fica?
io di fica ne ho vista eppure mi sento oesattamente come loro... non mi sento di giudicare

>>34801544
nice, I often make or order similar sandwiches here in CA
>>34801597
by ham, do you mean a dry cured ham like prosciutto, or a more modern, brined ham?

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>>34801778
Prosciutto cotto, pic related.

>>34801774
non so vez,io oscillo tra toally chad, dripping in pussy and total robot autist, e anche pare di me si sente come loro e li trova pure profondi, voglio uscire da qui ma non riesco...tu ci sei mai riuscito per un po?...i wanna make it bro

>>34801774
>I fapped many times to this girl.
STOP
SHE'S MY WAIFU YOU CRETIN

>>34801774
>source

Dat nose

>>34801880
>tu ci sei mai riuscito per un po?
una, due settimane al massimo. non di piu'
>tfw /r9k/ non accetta lettere accentate
Odio questo posto

>>34801900
>STOP. SHE'S MY WAIFU YOU CRETIN
nah, I'm about to fap to her right in 5 minutes

>>34801915
that's not a really strong and reliable source, is it

>>34800604
they're pale niggers
almost as bad as australians

>>34801158
>full of moles, mostly entitled and annoying

who cares post more Italian qts

>>34800604
Ti identifichi anche tu come un robot o come me vieni qui solo per goderti lo spettacolo?

>>34801991
>Ti identifichi anche tu come un robot
ormai si. non posso dirlo, perche non sono vergine, ho un lavoro, non vivo con i miei... ergo automaticamente sono un normie per loro. ma la mentalita e', e a questo punto rimarra' sempre, robota.

>>34801982
>who cares post more Italian qts
two girls have been posted in this thread, none of them was Italian

e' proprio vero che questa board e' piena di normies

>>34801991
che figata, ben tre italiani su /r9k/
io pure sono un normie nel mondo e agli occhi dei robot qui....ma nel privato sento un profondo disagio ed una sorta di incomunicabilita' auistica (ogni tanto penso per meme) tu sei un robot?

What's the worst italian city/town?

>>34802128
>io pure sono un normie nel mondo e agli occhi dei robot qui
quelle sono due cose MOLTO differenti

>>34802128
>che figata, ben tre italiani su /r9k/
piu' di 3, ma apparentemente molti di questi non appartengono a questa board

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>>34802152
>What's the worst italian city/town?
Rome

>>34802154
sono parecchio disfunzionale professionalmente, per il resto ho chiavato una 50ina di tipe a 27 anni, ho un bel fisico e leggo molto, spendendo almeno 2 ore al giorno a fare shitposting, so u judge...

>>34802152

naples by far

>>34802283
>parecchio disfunzionale professionalmente
quindi sei solo un pigro del cazzo. Fumatore e sinistroide, scommetto. GTFO my board, cancer

>>34802316
no, ho smesso ero, canne, paglie e sono pulito da 1 anno mi rimane da eliminare 4chan e poi ce la faro'....pigro lo sono anche se sempre meno, di sinistra neanche un po'

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>>34800604
Italy has the highest average IQ in Europe.

I guess that proves Mediterranean superiority over Nords.

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>>34801982
Since no one is doing it I'll post my oneitis.
>>34802152
Naples, but >>34802171 is doing a great job at ruining rome too

>>34802171
>>34802171
What's wrong with Rome? :(

>>34802433
It's huge and dysfunctional. Beautiful city, ruined by an incompetent major.

>>34800604
Sei un polentone come me?

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>>34800604

S.Ecc.za BENITO MVSSOLINI,
DVCE d'ITALIA e dell'IMPERO

>>34801068

Finocchio

>>34802613
Wow, nice trash

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>>34802613

DVCE! DVCE!! DVCE!!!

A NOI !!!

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>>34802644

Fascist birthday cake

DVX, MEA LVX

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>>34802644

Due Popoli,
Una Vittoria

the amalfi coast is one of the most beautiful places ive ever been to in my life

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>>34802653

ONORE AL DVCE

>>34802678
Glad that you liked it :)

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>>34802678

way better than that, the villages around Como lake

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Saluto al DVCE !

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in 1937 everyone knew that Germany was the country to not to have as enemy

What is Como like?

It's where my ancestors immigrated from.

Do you break your pasta in half before cooking, yes or no?

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Buncha fuckin pick pockets and gypsies.

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>>34802780

currently is infested with rich Russians buying the nicest houses by the lake

>>34802780
It's a pretty nice city, but a bit boring I think. Really comfy though.
>>34802811
No, you don't break spaghetti in half.

>>34802780

Why did our ancestors leave beautiful italy for the shitty "new world"? This shit sucks!

>>34802879
I would actually prefer to live in some big city in the States. Italy is just boring, full of normies and conservative old people and basically without any aesthetic cyberpunk places.

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>>34802811

best pasta is "cellentani" type.
spaghetti is so Neapolitanish...

Siamo quattro ma diomerda che ci fate voi qui

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>>34802879

we managed to lose in every war since early 1800 and the only wins were useless.

no wonder unemployment and devastation made lots of people leave.

btw guys like Ferrari, Agusta, Olivetti, did not migrate.

it took the "Britannia yacht" event in 1992 to destroy everything decent was left.

>>34802992
Olivetti was a great man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ3YqEVeqHg

>>34802879
mine left because they were peasant villagers and thought moving from one shit box on a mountain to a shitbox near nyc was a better option

>>34803083
Living the dream lol
Anyway,italy is a huge shitbox,probably they were right

>>34803111
Italy is beautiful and has a rich and wonderful history.

Tell me all I need to know about South Italy

>>34803210
Too bad it is full of Italians

>>34803221
raped by north african arabs

>>34803229
I-is that all?

>>34803229
>sicily is the entirety of southern italy

>>34803221
It's basically shit. Beautiful scenery, primitive people. You know the meme italian yu see in films? It gets truer the more south you go. Northern italians are basically normal first world people.

>>34803269
>the Arab gene stayed confined in one city

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why are italians so good at art

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Why the canals?

>>34803379
it's easier to get your mother from one place to another on water

>>34800604
According to niggers they are the niggers of europe.

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>>34803339
You may like my oc then anon :)
>>34803379
I was born there. I don't know, that's just how the city is. The original inhabitants fled the mainland after the fall of the Roman Empire, and after years and years the first settlements in the lagoon evolved into the Venice we know.

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>>34803427
irish are the niggers of europe

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>>34803111
>huge shitbox
>>34803223
>Too bad it is full of Italians

well --
* Masons everywhere
* the biggest Communist Party in the Europe (34.9% voters in 1976); currently a least two different Communist parties still exist
* at least a dozen different kinds of Mafia (Camorra, Ndrangheta, Sacra Corona Unita, and so on)
* at least a dozen different kinds of niggers (gypsies, albanians, polski/ukrainski/formerjugoslavski, beggars...) plus sandniggers, chinks
* lots of pseudoLutherans (waldensians, pseudobaptists, vague mormonism, and so on), a vast archipelago of imported religions (jehova's witnesses, moonies, buddhism) plus trendy pseudoreligions (veganism, ecologists, animalism)
* astonishingly large percentage of perfect touristic places destroyed by abusivism or bizarre (and short-lived) industrialization
(I'm stopping here because post size limits).

and -you know what?- Italians have been never proud of italy because its "unification" only happened for some bizarre political whim of Piedmontese Masons in the 2nd half of XIX century.

>>34800604

Do your gypsies have bears? I was reading an Italian novel translated into English and there was a line was that it may have been a bear that killed someone, and that they would check the gypsies.

>>34803505
Yeah, there are bears in Italy. I don't think European bears are as big as grizzlies though. I don't know about their relationship with gypsies.

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>>34803486

a few good things:

1. no limits on alcohol - as a 7 year old I was sent at 9pm to local supermarket to buy a scotch whisky bottle for my father's birthday. No one complained.

2. sports: on Sunday afternoons, you can go on your balcony and shout "ARRRRRGGHHH!! GOAAAAL!!!!" like an obsessed on acids, and no one would call cops. Maybe someone replies shouting "FAGGOOOOOTTT!", and someother shouts "GOOAAALLLL!!! GROWWWWLLL!" as well.

3. when answering the phone, you can use NSFW words: "hey, retard, how do you do? does your gay butthole still hurt after you heard about yesterday's third goal?" - not even grandma would have to complain.

4. trains: if you're late, you'll catch it anyway. Nuff' said.

5. people love to laugh at anything. If someone is coming to beat the shit out of you, you may escape your fate shouting something like: "hey, if you deposit a turd on that shitcolored car, no one would notice".

6. while on fb and tv people show themselves as SJW animal-friendly feminazi anti-racist, you can kick the shit out of your dog while shouting "hey, fat niggadog gaydog jewdog, stop asking me for more violence!" - people would stop by to watch you, then positively comment and even applause.

7. smoking is prohibited almost everywhere, but noone will ever enforce it. Ever. Anyways, if someone sees you smoking, be fastquickready to answer "sorry, I have no more cigarettes, this was the last one".

8. people rarely feel insulted by anything. If you actually want to insult someone, tell him "hey, fanboi, your iPhone is a shitty last-year turd".

9. no matter how furious your enemy is - if you tell him "hey, that's a bar, let's have a coffee" you will be in peace with him until two mins after sipping those Italian strong coffees.

10. everyone thinks that McDonalds, Chinese restaurants and similar shit is a gay thing for retarded faggots. If you want to have a real dinner, you'll find pizzerias and trattorias and osterias every 100 meters in every city.

>>34803563
>1. no limits on alcohol - as a 7 year old I was sent at 9pm to local supermarket to buy a scotch whisky bottle for my father's birthday. No one complained.
>2. sports: on Sunday afternoons, you can go on your balcony and shout "ARRRRRGGHHH!! GOAAAAL!!!!" like an obsessed on acids, and no one would call cops. Maybe someone replies shouting "FAGGOOOOOTTT!", and someother shouts "GOOAAALLLL!!! GROWWWWLLL!" as well.
>5. people love to laugh at anything. If someone is coming to beat the shit out of you, you may escape your fate shouting something like: "hey, if you deposit a turd on that shitcolored car, no one would notice".
>6. while on fb and tv people show themselves as SJW animal-friendly feminazi anti-racist, you can kick the shit out of your dog while shouting "hey, fat niggadog gaydog jewdog, stop asking me for more violence!" - people would stop by to watch you, then positively comment and even applause.
>7. smoking is prohibited almost everywhere, but noone will ever enforce it. Ever. Anyways, if someone sees you smoking, be fastquickready to answer "sorry, I have no more cigarettes, this was the last one".

Where the fuck do you live?

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>>34803432
wew nice anon

did you know the founders envisioned the US as the spiritual successor to the roman republic? so a lot of the buildings and monuments in our capitol are designed to convey that goal

>>34802633
>Finocchio
Are you fucking serious, your last name is a vegetable?

>>34803563

how hot are the women
what are their feet like
do they have big lips

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>>34803692
Yeah, I thought so. Some of your monuments and mansions are basically the copies of palladian villas built around Venice in the mainland. It's still a great style if you want to build symbols of power.

In fact, I studied roman history (classical studies in high school) and the Romans were basically the Americans of today: superpower, a lot of different ethnicities, strong military, strong technology.

>>34803735
It means faggot in italian.

>>34803775
They're pretty hot, I must admit.
I don't know, normal I guess?
Usually yes.

>>34803671

southern Italy, why the question?

when in junior high (scuole medie) a few o my schoolmates took the dog of the school principal and painted it green (real paint) and then partially buried it underground (only its head was out).

also, sandniggers always smoke in the regional trains

I was born in Italy, raised speaking Italian English and Spanish but I only have the most basic idea of how to write in Italian, what with all the accents. Feels bad

>>34803812
Finocchio is a fuckin fennel plant man

>>34803824
Oh I knew that.
Fucking terrone

>>34803828
It's not that hard to learn, just a few words have them and you kinda know were to put them after a while.

>>34803828

in canada, french girls switch from english to french when you fuck them; i can make you moan in italian, if you want me to

>>34803858
I know, but you can also use it to mean ''faggot''

>>34803828

I agree it's quite a complex language but it allows an astonishing expressiveness - not only for its grammar (and its concepts: in English you had "far", but you had to copy "distant" from Latin/Italian; you had "dark", but you had to import "obscure"; and so on).

example: There's a subtle difference between these two sentences, both formally correct and grammatically equivalent:
- "che sia piu' di un'ipotesi"
- "che sia piu' che un'ipotesi"

they both mean "that is was more than just hypothetic", but the second one sounds slightly more optimistic.

to add emphasis, doubt, irony, and so on, you can play with those subtleties (where to place a comma, adding more adjectives or just moving them around).

how many people do you know named Maria/Mary?

>>34803885

in Italy we sometimes use "French" as a synonym for "gay" -- while French people named "the English illness" the homosexuality.

>>34804125
Actually, just one. Mariavittoria. I had a crush on her.

Whats some cool shit to do in tuscany, off the beaten path preferably

>>34804135
What a beautifuI name

>>34804329
Ride horses on the hills.
Eat very nice food in restaurants for locals.
Just enjoy the place, it is really nice. You're also close to other nice places, you can take a train and reach half Italy in some hours.

>>34804357
Yeah, it means Mary Victory. A nice name for a cold girl, unfortunately.

>>34801242
cucks is better

>>34804125

it's the most common name in Italy.
Francesca comes just next.

since 30-40 years a wild bunch of new names appeared because tv and cinema

>>34804378
Ride motorbikes without using helmet.
And without driver's license because underaged.
And it was a stolen motorbike.
And you were a fuckin' gypsy.

>>34801530
>Salve, i'm from around that area, what's his name?
Are you russian?

>>34804502
didn't mean to quote.

organico.

>>34804544
didn't mean to greentext

How popular are blonde men in Italy? Would I get pussy is basically what I wanna know

>>34801530
>>34804502

Or luxemburg/belgium (i don't remember which)?

>>34804631
It depends. Are you a chad? Then sure.
Also remember that there are a lot more blonde men in the north than in the south, it's not that much of a rarity here.

>>34803403
>implying his mother could fit between the buildings

>>34804631
If you get in a club aka "discoteca" you'll get everything you want, but i heard girls are harder to pick up in italy, yet i've never seen any club outside italy so i don't really know.