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>>34806276
>company
normie

>>34806276
Is this the THICC thread?

Lol I feel it when my sisters bf is over I sometimes want him to gtfo because i'm tired of him being in my house

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>>34806271
>>text a friend I made at college to go hang out to drink some beers
>>he refuses

>a huge fruitless effort to drink with people

you are what is colloquially referred to as a failed normie
more pitiable than a robot in my opinion, as you really are pained with lonliness
a natural robot is merely irritated when his tendies stream is disrupted

>>34806271
I remember when I had friends in middle school, I had like 5 of them and called them all and they would always all turn me down

Kek I've stopped trying when I was 15

ur genetics are broken
GG

>>34806157
why does it look like you have little nipples surrounding your big one?

>>34806188
>>34806189
This pic is ancient, retards

>>34806141
Who are you even trying to bait?
I'm pretty sure most of /r9k/ wants a white gf

>>34806366
Most of /r9k/ hates the modern white woman, they want a special snowflake whitey that's been in a basement for 18 years with no exposure to the outside world.

desu I only like thin white women, maybe its because I'm thin and white.

That blond is 10/11

I don't know man, women go for all sorts of shit.

What matters most is you liking them they'll. Maybe they don't like you back but it's definitely a huge motivator in them wanting you and choosing you as the person they want to be with

>>34806134

>Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Exactly. It's telling how women seem to hone in on judging males by things males have no power to change, while they present themselves to be judged on things they can change (body shape can be changed through surgery, so can facial shape and it can in enhanced with make up.)

It's like women's entire conscious exists to rationalize her lust for Chad. Her inability to go against mating instincts makes one question if she's even more self-aware than the animals in the jungle.

If you are working out that hard, you should be able to eat a pizza without calamity befalling you.

Give her the tip

>>34806115
>What do yu do?

Start fucking her

>>34806115
>tfw legit scared that whenever i order pizza,a hot girl will knock on my door to deliver it.

>>34806077
use metric system nigga.
it will not sound as short, you can say you are like 1500 mm.

Lol, that's what you get for trying to improve yourself manlet. Stay in your place

It's alright man. You wouldn't have wanted to be with that shallow bitch anyway

If you are a true robot
>lots of awkward standing around and drinking, watching roasties get with the chads then going home alone to fap then sleep

If you are a budding normie
>meeting new people and girls, possibly getting laid

>Walk into normie house
>Lil Uzi and other horrible trap/pop will be blaring from someone's shitty portable Beats speaker
>4-7 Chads standing in tight circles
>You will try to join them and be completely left out of the conversation because you don't already know them and they want nothing to do with you
>A few Stacies will be drunk and may start grinding on the Chads but most are already there "with" someone
>You'll make small talk with someone you know for a minute
>He'll join the Chads
>You'll pretend to be texting on your phone while getting drunk and depressed

t. been to house parties
They're not crazy shindigs like in movies. It's all social posturing.

>>34806011
lmao, that's what I said my first time. I though I was out of here for sure. Good to see you're optimistic

>>34805996
If valentines day gets you down you're underage.

>>34806013

Why? Literally every adult normie in a relationship celebrates Valentines Day. Every robot has to see the bullshit everywhere they go even on the internet.

yo holidays are not real they are imaginary
some dude said yo this day is special and so now it is?
nah fuck that every day is valenties day ya feel me big pimpin

>>34805907
>Life is a vexatious trap; when a thinking man reaches maturity and attains to full consciousness he cannot help feeling that he is in a trap from which there is no escape. Indeed, he is summoned without his choice by fortuitous circumstances from non-existence into life... what for? He tries to find out the meaning and object of his existence; he is told nothing, or he is told absurdities; he knocks and it is not opened to him; death comes to him - also without his choice.

Anton Chekhov, ward no.6

>>34806231
That just makes me feel like suicide is the only logical thing to do. Maybe I'll work up to it one day.

>>34805907
Don't be afraid to do it anon. Have the courage to break the cycle!

>lovable

cool. that's a useful trait to have when i run into the 1% of the population capable of loving.

>>34805876
Empty words when you consider how others view you. What matters is what you can do or what you are and If you aren't atleast passable in social skills, height, fitness and income, your personality means jack shit.

>>34805876
what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen cum dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their fucking load in you? what would you do?

>>34805782
What do you want with Donny?

>>34806041
I believe he has knowledge of something that will make my anxiety lessen. it honestly probably will just make it worse but maybe I'll get a friend out of it, who knows.

>>34806380
Stop being so vague and just spit it out.

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>>34805761

I have not tasted pussy.

I would buy some pussy. Seems like a hardcore drink.

There is an energy drink named Bawls so

have you tried meditating though

>>34805670
Don't worry about it lol

You've fallen into the pseudo enlightened ideology which is totally wrong. You can't stop desiring things - it's what the movement of life is all about; if you were never moving to something, life would be static and dead.

You can still want something without investing unrealistic expectations in it like depending on a relationship to "save you" or to derive your self esteem from.

Your "ego" is just your sense of self, which you will always have. Different people attach different meanings to the word "ego" which is where the confusion comes from - what is meant by becoming egoless or whatever is that you lose the heaviness of stories, labels, and sense of attachment to things like nationalism or the "feeling" of being insulted.

How do you fix it? Stop trying to fix it and it will go on its own. You're trying to solve the problem with the problem itself.

Your dad wasn't a beta cuck
He stayed to provide for you

>>34805575
>your mom is a woman
>being surprised when she acts like a woman

>>34805575
>Mfw at 19 I found out she had cheated on my father since I was 7, my older brother had already known since he was 9