>That'll be 19.99 plus tip :) What do you do?

Give her the tip

>>34806115
>What do yu do?

Start fucking her

>>34806115
>tfw legit scared that whenever i order pizza,a hot girl will knock on my door to deliver it.

>>34806115
Give her a tip of $19.99 in all pennies and provide no tip.

No speaka Chinese, here's a 5

Send her the fuck away because that is most definitely worth nowhere near $19.99

I mean at least be realistic.

>>34806179
Fug. Giver her a payment of 19.99***

>>34806115
Pay $19.99, take my pizza, and eat it.

>>34806115

>plus tip

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA american'ts

i'll give you the tip of my dick bitch now get in here

>>34806210
>i'll give you the tip of my dick bitch now get in here

no

Whip out my penis and threaten to pee on her if she doesn't give me the pizza for free.

>>34806172
This is relatable to me originally.

>I can give you another kind of tip

>>34806223
too bad

>rapes you

>>34806172
>middle aged guy delivers it
>it's cold

fugg

>>34806115
>T-tip, hahaha, penis!

>>34806115
because im chad, i would invite her in for a drink and probably fuck

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>>34806115
...I would love to give you my phone number cutie...and even more take you on a date...It would be also great if your mother could come along.....the three of us would have several very exciting events....I have a room...that is largo enough for the three of us...we could all play house...I will be Daddy...you can be my little hot daughter and your mother can pretend she is the hot neighbor lady we both want to have sex with !!! ..... That is exactly what I would say to her...what could it hurt??

>>34806115
*unzip dick* and say "take all the tip you want"

>>34806588
Haha, you, l like you :)

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If I had a penis I would giver her the tip. But for now all I can do is deal with the wound between my legs in shame.

>>34806115
Give her $20 because i hate change and say thanks.

>>34806789
This screams "illiterate facebook post". Please drop dead.

>>34806115
>y-yes m-aam..
>give tip
>take my time watching that sweet ass walk back to her car longingly
>fall into deeper depression & eat entire XL stuffed crust meat lovers pizza by myself

>>34806346
>>rapes you
Stopped reading right there.

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>>34806982
Jelly much ?
..shall we rumble....
...I gotta right anna left for you...

>>34807072
are you kidding? can't believe i wasted all this time writing all the rest. i will be rused for the final time.

Tell her I didn't order a pizza because I eat clean. And then fuck her while she 'mires muh gains.

>>34807121
>i will be rused for the final time.
Stopped reading right there.

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>>34807155
nice digits bee bee gee

please be my gee eff i will buy you steam gaems

>>34806115
>What do you do?
give her the tip ofcourse!

but trap her in my soundproof house, proceed to anal rape her for a whole afternoon no lube! then she will wake up in my private dungeon where she will live a life pure anal rape every day.

>>34807167
>i will buy you steam gaems
Started reading right there.

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>>34807189
god damn gold-digging whore reee

>>34807209
Good read right there.

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>>34807310
it gets even better tho

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>>34807209
>>34807378
Some more reading.

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>>34807209
>>34807378

Damn, this girl is getting BTFO so many times, i'm starting to feel bad.

then I remembered all women are whores and I smile again

>>34806115
ask for her number?

origi

I ordered a pizza, not Chinese

>>34807390
>>34807378
Got to go to bed right there.

>>34806115
Give her $20 ofc

>>34806115
i'd give her my tip if ya know what i'm sayin'

in which i mean i would suggest that she get a better job

give her the tip of my dick

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>>34806115
This is actually a dangerous job for a woman tbqh

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/02/08/dominos-delivery-woman-kidnapped-raped-at-gunpoint-after-antioch-delivery/

>"hey anon, remember me from hs?"
>"y-y-y-yeah, how d-do you do?"
>"I'm fine, anyways that will be $18.50"
>"h-here you g-g-go."
>"aww. no tip?"
>"Who the fuck do think I am, a cuck?"
>"Lol, stupid roastie."
>closes door
>"She's even beautiful then before."

She makes my heart go doki.