>be alone >extreme hopelessness sets in >text a friend

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>>34806271
>>text a friend I made at college to go hang out to drink some beers
>>he refuses

>a huge fruitless effort to drink with people

you are what is colloquially referred to as a failed normie
more pitiable than a robot in my opinion, as you really are pained with lonliness
a natural robot is merely irritated when his tendies stream is disrupted

>>34806271
I remember when I had friends in middle school, I had like 5 of them and called them all and they would always all turn me down

Kek I've stopped trying when I was 15

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>>34806330
I literally filled in ones of those questionnaires about your robot level and turns out I'm a "cyborg", a fucking menage a trois of failed normieness and robot attributes.
>tfw can't even be good at sucking

>>34806271
Thank you for justifying my never putting in effort to connect with people. I would just get rejected anyways.
One time (freshman year) a girl I knew from high school was back in town and she said she would talk to me and then I waited for like two hours and she texted me back that she didn't want to anymore. Then another time I was taking the same class as a girl I knew from high school and texted her a week before the midterm if she wanted to study sometime, and she said she was going to be busy all week. Both instances were thoroughly platonic.
Fuck roasties, fuck normies.

>>34806415
>tfw use layers of irony on /r9k/ to hide crippling depression

your not alone...

at least you didn't spend like 2 weeks chatting with a girl you liked and even picker her up one night night to take her home and then getting ghosted...

I want to die as well anon.

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>>34806271

>actually trying to contact people
>actually trying to convince yourself that you're a human being worthy of companionship
>not reveling in your own loneliness
>not feeling the true depths of despair until you pass through the eye of hopelessness and into the cold unfeeling truth of existence

come on dude you're not even trying