>tfw no friends
>about to ask a girl out
>noone to hype me up
I need you boys to hype me up right now
WILL UPDATE
>>39614403
Bane?
Was getting a rejected part of your plan?
>>39614403
Swing that dick Anon!
>>39614450
fuck off bro I already have crippling depression and anxiety
Match with her, wut next bois?
Message her and don't get a reply.
>>39614366
>realize she probably accidentally swiped right
>>39614366
why does every single girl look like this these days
>Anon, how come your willy is so much smaller than my one?
>>39614245
Average dick and no balls
>Congratulations
>>39614245
just use my bum as a fanny already.
>>39614245
nah mines about the same
>make an hero pact
>times coming near
>nothing has changed in life
How long do you have?
>>39614219
story time
>be me, be depressed from the age of 7 like suicidal
>decided im not meant for this world and that after high school on my 18 bday id kill myself
>grow up with this plan never thought about after cause this was my life plan
>turn 16 and get this amzing GF
>i still plan on killinself when 18 cause im not meant for this world
>long story short im with this girl for 2 years and she teaches me to love myself
>18 bday roles around...instead of killing myself her and me get fucked up and have great times
>she breaks up with me a few weeks later
>she fucked up my plan for my 18 birthday so now im just floating through like at 19 wishing i killed myself instead of putting my faith in her
>i still think of her everyday
i guess what im saying is that i had a pact with myself but life threw me a curve ball and i ended up not fulfilling my pact with myself onyl to regret it later
idk mane life sucks just wanted to share
if you have regrets just think of this.
People are wasting their lives and going into debt just to pay for a divorce eventually because women are more interested in looks and dick size than money.
There's little for the common man to have any hope in. It's all just societal bullying.
>>39614327
OP here. I too was handed a curve ball but she turned out to be a married woman and has lost interest in me. I'm so alone.
Why is /r9k/ been so agressive lately? Where is that nice and supportive board?
Because a bunch of faggoty normies have invaded for the sole purpose of laughing at us
>>39614216
Chad here and old fag fuck off son this is my board go to wizardchan virgin
It's normies.
It's always normies, most of them just become miserable deluded cult members in one way or another because reality is so shit.
Their hypocrisy finds them out. Most of them are autistic fucks themselves nobody else will listen to so they project their values onto us because we are just a representation of the part of them they hate.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING THERE? GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>39614182
They should die if they are there who cares its their choice and if not fuck them
>>39614182
when is it suppose to hit? the live streams of storms are super comfy.
>>39614182
tampa Fl reporting in
ill keep you updated over the next few days
i plan on just getting really fucked up...hopefully fucked up enough im not scared to go for a long walk during irma
You have 1 second to come up with an excuse as to why you are not wearing a diaper this very moment.
>>39614157
i have self respect
im not degenerate
>>39614167
Basically this, but I'd like to add, I am not mentally ill (as far as I know)
>>39614157
SadIy, I don't have any
>filter any post by or referencing a tripfag
>to be safe filter both of their trips even though I never see them post anymore
>be in a stupid attentionwhore vocaroo thread last night where some fat cankle bitch was asking for money to do vocaroo requests
>one friendly anon says they will do requests for free because they weren't a filthy whore like the OP with cankles
>check archives today and elated to find the friendly anon replied to me in another thread >>39600179
>listen to the voice clip and find it's the tripfag I filtered
Now I'm going to have to filter anon posters too.
>>39614077
Even if you filter something you know it's there being posted because you'll see a hidden comment or thread.
>>39614077
Why do you hate them so much, anon? Did one of them rape you with their girldick?
>>39614199
I bet. OP is a fag.
HAI DOMO, BACHUA YUTUBA KIZUNA AI DESU
>>39613968
i want to violently throatfuck ai-chan
>>39613968
I don't speak that. suck my dick please
me cago en ti, en tu puta madre, en tu abuela hija de puta, en tu descendencia de bastardos anormales a los que les falto oxigeno al nacer y estoy acumulando mierda para cagarme en todos tus muertos, frikazo de los cojones
Does anyone have the greentext where anon dated his escort called Marina, its a big 9 parter
>>39613967
I've got it, will dump as it was worth the read.
1/9
Part the second
2/9
Part the third
3/9
Do boys like it when the bottom they're railing from behind has a flaccid cock? I feel I've been noticing it more and more in art as of late.
because it's gay if the bottom has an erect cock.
Most bottom just don't stay hard when getting fucked. Even when they love it (always) There's no actual stimulation on their dick after all
When will we have the technology to make 3D traps as good as 2D traps?
Did you go through a liberal atheist phase?
Yeah, and now I'm a fascist atheist.
Yes. Im a gay muslim now.
>>39613908
I'm glad I was only 14 when I went through the phase and not a grown man making embarrassing shit online.
I still have friends who unironically watch AmazingAtheist tho.
Come on guys, it's Friday night.
Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k
Why would you say hi and then skip me after you gave me hope
>>39613856
Ah yes, as we all know robots are known for their outgoing and sociable personalities
Bumparoniolio
>Was super hyped to see this, the original actually made me unable to sleep for nights when i seen it on TV as a child on holidays in a hotel
>Normies in audience completely ruined my experience
>phones ringing, burping/kicking seats, bags wrinkling
>laughing whenever anything sad or scary happened
>several anti robot jabs in film like virgin shaming and accepting roasties
>normies in theatre laughing at the MC who has stuttering issues
>niggers SCREAMING when IT appears
avoid it at prime time/weekends/release week if you do intend to see this robros
>>39613835
Why the fuck did people find it SO HILARIOUS when the kids swore? WOW HES 12 AND SAID FUCK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA
and it wasn't even one or two fucking people, and entire cinema erupted in laughter
When was the last time you went to the movies? I go at 10 pm cause i know it will be empty. People tend to be very disrespectuful in the cinema, specially in horror movies
Did the childhood sewer orgy make it in this time?
I can't take it anymore, I'm going to crack. Honor and objective morality (Or at least the belief that morality is objective) are long gone and never coming back. The way things are right now all sorts of degeneracies can be justified and they are. Heroes and chivalry are gone, adventure is dead and society has become a twisted industrialized cesspool of hedonism. Apathy and rejection of spirituality have become rampant. What the FUCK are we supposed to do, I see no possible way to return to how things were. Why did we let this happen, who let this happen?
Anon please stop being such a fucking edgy faggot. Holy shit you are the reason why thing are going downhill.
>>39614133
What was edgy about my post faggot
Fuck off hedonist
>>39613800
It's already too late my friend