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Stay hydrated diarrhea-kun!

>>34886533
drink lots of tea with lots of lemon!
and I don't mean in cans, i mean actual green tea

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This doesn't look to healthy

>>34886463
Why do you guys ONLY care about sex? Have you ever done drugs?

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>>34886463
>posing as girl in chatrooms
>indian guys say stuff like that to me
Ugh.

>>34886509
what chatrooms do you use?
I use omegle but it seems to have died off

Painkillers are what I've been abusing lately, And the occasional adderoll. But if you want something more organic that kind of gives the same feel and it's legal, look up stuff about kratom. I've tried it before and it was actually a pretty nice buzz. Made me very happy and social.

>>34886435
You just aren't smoking weed right.

Get a gram and a half of DANK not shit weed and load it all in a blunt not finely ground but broken up nicely and smoke it to your face as fast as you can

Usually gets me more fucked than most pills. It's almost as strong as a mild Molly when I do it that way

...or just do Molly

>>34886715

If you smoke it as fast as you can, doesn't that make it run/canoe?

wheelchair chad that must be rich
op can't inb4 you insufferable cunt

>>34886371
Life is rng. Life was never about fairness or equality. Hell, you can be chewbacca and get a gf.
You either have something or don't. Some of us will never experience happiness because they got the wrong diceroll.

>>34886371
Jokes on him he had to settle for a shitskin

>Be me in HS
>Go to school with this girl, she's a history teachers daughter, fat, pasty, tumblr short curly haircut
>Total SJW
>Cries at the drop of a hat, accuses an upperclassman theatre tech (because of course she's in theatre) of bullying her, then being sexist, and eventually rape
>Orbits around the hipster types, they clearly don't want her around
>Starts a gender equality club with SJW teacher
>No one shows up, they srop announcing meetings
>They have to hire a new theatre tech kid after she presses legal charges against the original one

She was two years below me and she ended up recognizing me a couple years later at community college, I stopped going to the cafeteria at all to avoid her. She was still peddling that story about being "raped" by the theater tech guy as if I'd give a fuck

lol monke wearing clothe xD

They bitch and I be quiet because women have more power than men

Stop pooping around and hurry up and get into med ya massive fag

>>34886236
Right now I can't seem to even focus on my career. I want this gril but what do I SAY?

>>34886331
You won't have to say anything once you're a doctaaa.

Just hit the books senpai

>>34886211
I thought this was a nebula at first glance.

Fucking sickening. Women should have chemotherapy directed right at their pussies.

>>34886211
It looks overcooked.

>-Robot
KHV with literally no friends or acquaintances
>-Cyborg
Virgin with no friends
>-Fembot
They don't exist
>-Normie
Anybody with friends, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or an active social life.
>-Chad
Attractive, confident guy who girls flock to
>-Stacy
Any attractive girl with an active social life
>-Roastie
Fembots

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>>34886190
>Robot
Bottom of the social hierarchy fellow who has had zero contact with females other than family members, lives with mother or is some kind of recluse and rarely lives the house. Zero friends or acquaintances, zero social skills, usually hikkikomori or homebound most of the time.
>Cyborg
Socially troubled, few social skills, yet more normie-leaning than the robot. May have had contact with females other than family members and maybe even girlfriends, but is considered reclusive, weird, off-putting and odd-acting to the normies. Can't relate with either normies or robots completely.
>Fembot
When real, absolutely hideous, hamplanet, horrid (usually young) women who have no chances at getting not even a normie to settle for them. Will usually be bitter and have tumblerina tendencies.
>Normie
Normal fellow, usually happily under Chads and Stacies in the hierarchy, oblivious to the existence of the robot, plenty of contact with the opposite sex, healthy circle of friends and family, makes friends with ease, and has an all-around satisfying life if not for the fact that their tastes in humor and media tend to be shallow and immature. Not as attractive or as alpha as the Chad, though.
>Chad
(Most) Attractive male, usually rich, good at sports and charismatic. Gets women with ease and has a major ease in attracting big and agreeable social circles in either friends, family and work. The kind of men that women fantasize about, tall, muscular and square-jawed. May have a toxic, cocky personality, or be more cool and laid-back, depending.
>Stacy
Female Chad, the kind of woman that all the men she knows (maybe even her father) fantasize about, has as much ease making friends, growing social circles and influencing people as a woman can get. Usually rich, may be, much like the Chad, either bitchy and toxic or sweet and friendly despite being somewhat spoiled.
>Roastie
Filthy sociopath, inherently toxic female(1/2)

>>34886603
...who has fucked too much with too many men and got herself a bad reputation as a slut. No qualms about temperance, lives in complete excess and distributes her cunt to whatever man (maybe even woman) who happens to look somewhat attractive and smell good. Has ZERO attractive value other than sex and knows it, and will end up either being and/or making someone's life very miserable when she ends up married. Usually heavy drinker or drug abuser.

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>>34886183
(You) and I both, OP.

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>>34886183

I usually just make a thread if I have a story or point to make. Otherwise I just engage is meaningless banter or call people retarded.

>>34886183
Tell me smt personnal about you anon

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>tfw you'll never walk down the toy aisle at Wallmart and be excited to go home with something new

>>34885903
>mfw when I found a severed pig's head in the kitchen
Fuck that shit.

>>34885903
>get dragged to a some random peoples house
Why did our parents do this? The exploration part was fun though.

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well for starters you could start by stopping to self diagnose yourself with shit and fuck off back to tumblr you dense attention craving special snowflake

>>34885863
>search google on how to treat depression.
>ask /adv/ or /r9k/ about your problems.
>profit
?????

>>34885879
This.

>>34885863
Also, general self improvement meme stuff. Just googer it tbhh

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>>34885797
DON'T YOU DARE POST LEWDS OF TOMOKO EVER AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER

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>>34885797
made for bbc's

>>34885814
I am going to jack off to that pic. And there is nothing that you can do about it.

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>>34885787
Go get your own answers for your job faggot

>>34885816
but I've never done either of these things

>>34885787
>Name a time where you exhibited outstanding leadership?
This one time in Arma 3. Beyond that, I've been a pathetic loser, even in virtual battlefields.

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>>34885762
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>bore too late to explore the world

no this time period is pretty good if you're not poor

>>34885794
I am neither rich nor poor, but what I can get from life doesn't interest me unless I have enough to simply have fun all day doing and building stuff. Unless the near impossible happens I will just die a wagecuck

good luck lad. Save your money, dont spend like a serviceman and buy a house quicker than all your peers. Most of all, be safe.

good luck bro

kill some muzzies for /r9k/

Do what you're told anon it's not that bad. Never ask why.