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>Would you prefer being a great artist, musician, writer or actor? Why?
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Musician. Because I don't care for fame and would love being able to express my creativity, and no better way to do so imo
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Writer because I like writing desu and I'm garbage at acting, singing, and arting.
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>>34920679
Writer. That way I could live an exciting life through the things I write without ever leaving my bedroom

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>tfw no beard bf
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>>34920654

>No qt beard to stroke
Why even live
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>>34920654
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP LOVING EVERYTHING I'M NOT
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>>34920698
>ywn stroke your bfs beard while you watch star trek tng together.

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What is the best breed of dog to practice giving blowjobs?
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Okay this woman actually has a pretty face but she ruined it with her body.
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>>34920605
god id love to squeeze those love handles while slamming her from behind
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me.
> . . .
...originalkmt
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Does anyone else only self insert as the girl in porn? I literally can't cum unless I do this.
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I self insert as the toilet.
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I don't self insert.
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I also do not self-insert

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Tfw bought 1 lb of perfectly marbled boneless rib steak for $8.
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>>34920353
>perfectly marbled
to what standard
>boneless rib steak
typically is a misnomer and doesn't actually mean the "rib eye," it's a different cut, it might include the outer rib fat cap that's full of subcutaneous fat and higher amount of collagen = tougher cut of meat
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>>34920402

My standards. I baked it at 375 Fahrenheit and it's rare and tender, it pulls apart so easily like butter.
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>lb
>"rib steak"
>fahrenheit

why is this allowed?

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are any of you talented in any way whatsoever?
do you make music? art? writing?

post it here, other anons follow/share/like/give constructive feedback. collaborate. ask eachother questions.

>inb4 you can't be a robot if you're talented

being talented doesn't fix being ugly or weapons grade autism.
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>>34920259
I've been trying to draw from imagination. What do you think?
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i would but i don't want to be connected with this shithole, least of all this board
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>>34920295
is your name mcdonalds? CAUSE I'M LOVING IT

you must be quite attractive, anon

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Post your stats

>Gender
>Height
>Educational accomplishment
>IQ
>Income
>race

My stats

>Male
>5'4
>dropped out of hs
>sub 90 IQ
>$0/y
>Obviously i'm black

Sometimes i get sad that i have pretty shit stats relative to rest of the population but i remember that my life is a short as the snap of a finger relative to the age of some things in the universe, my sadness and suffering is as insignificant as that of the ants i sometimes crush due to inconvenience.

Might just end up becoming a criminal sometime in the future.
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>male
>5'10
>dropped out of college
>no idea what my IQ is desu
>$0/y
>white
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>>34920218
Male
5 11
Bachelors degree
150
$25/hour
White
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>Gender
Male (male)
>Height
5'8"
>Educational accomplishment
High School Diploma
>IQ
Probably average at best.
>Income
10.32/hr
>race
white

I want to die.

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Who else here haven't talked to a female for more than 5 years? I'm beyond salvation.
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>>34920130
Sounds like less hassle to worry about and more time to work on yourself, OP
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>>34920159
I'm too old and unmotivated to do that. All I want is to live as a neet for the rest of my life.
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the only female i rarely talk to is my mother and even then i only give her brief replies like "sure" and "okay"

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I lost my virginity to a whore today.

felt empty and dissapointed.
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>>34919900
i'll put as much effort into a reply as you put in your post:

ok.
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>>34919900
Nobody cares a bit and it isn't even true bye
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>>34920167
hiring a hooker is extremelly easy.

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>Hey fembot, you hungry?
What do?
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>>34919885
why are you even my house, i don't even like bananas
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*feels his arm*

wooow you're so strong anon i can feeel your muscles
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>fem"""""bot"""""

ohhh boiiiii

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Whats the worst song you have ever heard
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OOOUUU by young ma
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that shitty nae nae song
it literally has 25 words
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>>34919704
I could not agree more anon

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Checking into rehab tomorrow - how much you think I'll drop for
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Can you rephrase the question?
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Depends on what exactly your are going into rehab for. Alcohol rehab is generally cheaper than other drugs because it mostly is just counseling. Heroin rehab is expensive as fuck because they have to supplement the heroin with strait Codeine for a bit while they are trying to ween you off of it all together along with Counseling as well.
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>>34919471
How dirty u think they gonna find in me? I do a lot undetected shit....

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>eat healthy breakfast
>finish morning run
>come home all sweaty and tired, but feeling good
>see normie brother has friends over
>brother says, "See everyone, Anon thinks getting fit will cure him from being a total fucking weirdo."
>everyone laughs, including your mom who just walked in
>tfw so embarrassed have to eat 5000 calories of junk food to feel better
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A quick bash to the fucking head will cure him from being a total fucking cunt.
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>>34919294

No, I've attacked him many times before, but that just gave him more proof that I'm a weirdo loser who can't handle the banter and goes into autist rages. I'm too tired and sad to be violent anymore.
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>>34919271
>>eat healthy breakfast
What did you eat OP?

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So Im a black guy right but I have no respect for hip-hop/rap as a genre of music and as a damn social media icon. I hate the fact that this culture has fused with black culture and that we are ultimately forced to be this dumbass race that loves violence.

My mom bigged up Jay Z and Beyonce for being black rich people who came up through "rough" times. Even though JayZ was a fucking drug dealer and uses his illegal bullshit to become rich and Beyonce was spoonfed success at birth. I have no respect for these people, I respect honest hard workers who got there success legally and on their own but She said I sound like a racist bitter guy.

I will not defend my race's horrid behavior cause they make me look bad and I am tired of being apart of a race and stigma that is the lowest on earth.
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>>34919210
Well at least you aren't stupid.
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>>34919210
Congrats OP, you actually have a brain.
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>>34919210
Good job, but thst means nothing. You know how ignorant blacks are, you cant even get a word in to your mother without her yelling at you. There is very little chance anything you say will change other blacks, unless they respect you enough, or didnt follow the trends as they were raised

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I want to have sex with a non normie. I was told this might be the place to come to find more interesting males. The conversations with someone with Autism I find more interesting. I only know some online though. Where would I go to find a potential boyfriend/sexual lover who has Autism without it seeming like it is a weird fetish. I mean people can say "oh i like blondes or redheads or girls with big tits" so surely it is okay to say I like guys with Autism. Any REAL advice?
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But wouldn't you rather fall in love instead?
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>>34919339
I would yes, so maybe I should not have started my post with saying " I want to have sex" I guess I'm just feeling horny right now. I just want to know how I go about dating someone with autism - Do you guys even like the idea of a "normal" girlfriend ?
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>>34919407
Yes, but not really every guy here has autism

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