>eat healthy breakfast >finish morning run >come home

A quick bash to the fucking head will cure him from being a total fucking cunt.

>>34919294

No, I've attacked him many times before, but that just gave him more proof that I'm a weirdo loser who can't handle the banter and goes into autist rages. I'm too tired and sad to be violent anymore.

>>34919271
>>eat healthy breakfast
What did you eat OP?

I would have stripped butt ass naked and flashed my hairy ass at them.

he ridicules you for being weird because he knows youre insecure about it.
embrace it.
be vocal in your weirdness around him.
escalate your weirdness around him until it makes him uncomfortable.

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>>34919325
>he doesn't shave his boy butt

>>34919271
ignore them
get buff (or at least thinner)
and just be you. like ignore chad, get a job, move out, say "fuck you" to him, and surpass him.

>>34919271
Just humiliate him back.
You have nothing to lose, he has everything to lose. He has friends, you don't. Ruin his social status by saying something so strange his friends have to question him. Make him taste what humiliation is like, and maybe, just maybe, he will learn some modesty.

Tell him to move out then

Get buff enough to break your asshole brother in two and get your revenge. You have purpose now, OP.

>>34919271
>do everything right
>Normie uses Taunt
>it's super effective!
>fuck everything up
So close, yet so far OP.

>>34919271
You need to get revenge, anon

>>34919271
Flip it on him.
Say your tryin to improve your health and maybe join the military' or just trying to be healty.
Then say how much of a shitty brother he is that would rather him (you) stay fat so he can use you as a joke for his fake friends.

Destroy his fucking stuff. Just take all his money and break his shoulder.

Your brother is propably a failure to but he doesnt want anyone to notice so he calls you one

>>34919578
sounds a little autistic desu

>>34919445
this. make a reference to him being a pedophile or something.

>>34919445
You should have respond, "At least I don't jerk it to gay porn all day bro :^)".

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WELL THE JERK STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNIN OUT OF YOU!

>>34919271
"lmao at least i don't pee the bed in my 20s bro"

>>34919423
>and just be you
get out now

>>34919843
What's the difference? You're their number one best seller!

>>34919445
>>34919717
>>34919776
>implying OP's brother's friends would believe a weirdo like OP for no reason
>implying they wouldn't side with OP's brother
>implying they wouldn't just burst into laughter upon hearing OP's desperate attack
>implying it wouldn't make OP more of a weirdo to them
stop giving terrible advice

>>34919271
Your only option is to seduce and fuck his sister, girlfriend, mom, cousin, aunt etc.

>>34919843
kek

46545646

>>34920719
It's not terrible, it's banter.

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>>34920677
come on, join my normieness ;)
it'll be fun, i promise. there'll be so much booze and girls, the music is hammer, come join the party man.

>>34919271
Laugh and say "Hey, gotta start somewhere right"
Self deprecation is the best and most confident humour

>>34919271
so we have two thing - you're fat and weird. i dont know about your weirdness but about fat - just try to see what you did there. you fucking run. you ran and you did it, i hope, not a first and not a last time. and he laughts of you about that. but you just run. if you had a confidence to run, being fat, why bother about anyone's opinion about you, being fat. if you see this huge blob, sweating, trying to make another mile - you dont see a willingness or some else, well seing qualities of personality. you just see a big blob running, where every part of your body shaking like lady gaga's ass, and i'm telling you - you looked like a real piece of shit. sweating and shit. but you decide to fucking did it. what could be more ashameing than that. you did it and it was a step up to something. and h's an asshole. how you can be ashamed about your will to be better. fuk da shit man. do your shit and rise. like batman.