>tfw no beard bf

>>34920654

>No qt beard to stroke
Why even live

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>>34920654
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP LOVING EVERYTHING I'M NOT

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>>34920698
>ywn stroke your bfs beard while you watch star trek tng together.

>>34920746
FML
at least I can stroke my own beard

>>34920777
Kek aproves my homo feelings

>>34920654
i love my beard, it can be a pain in the ass to get dry though.

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>tfw no bread bf

>>34920713

beardlets btfo

>tfw the hair dresser asks if you want to keep the beard
>you reply yes
>savor the thought of saying no because itll grow back anyways

beardlets btfo

>>34920654
>Want an alpha bearded Chad bf
>is frumpy looking fembot
>iwn brush his beard while I give him a handjob

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ATTENTION BEARDLETS
You have been blessed with your choice of full thick facial hair, as long as it falls on this graphic. So anon, take your pick.

>>34921068
I choose pencil

I'm 19 and I've never shaved before in my life. I only have peach fuzz. I wish I could grow a beard

>>34921068
Hit me that that anchor famalamadingdong

>>34921103
>tfw 21
>skinnyfat
>look 14
>patchy """"""beard""""""
>almost no hair on neck and cheeks, no connectors, only have a decent stache

>>34921103
You might be able to eventually actually. I know a bloke who couldn't grow one until he was about 24. Now hes a bit insufferable about it though

>>34921103
>>34921172
Be patient it'll grow in one day and then it's a damn pain in the ass to keep it decent looking

>>34920654

are you fucking gay my dude?

>>34921068
Hulihee master race reporting in.

>>34921222
Would you believe me if I said I wasn't?

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>>34921216
>it'll grow in one day
It better.

>>34920746
this is weird because I have a beard and someone to stroke it as I watch star trek tng.

>grew a mustache
>suddenly Indians are very nice to me and very friendly
Have I unknowingly joined the Pajeet Brotherhood? I mean I like having new friends, but is the mustache seen as a sign of greatness in the Hindu faith or something? I just don't get it.

>>34921263
fucking no my dude

>>34921267
Ah yes, a fellow patrician. If only I knew that feel.

>>34921273
I've been needing to shave my shit, maybe I'll go with a nice mustache. Fully shaving would be too weird. I haven't had a bald face since I was 15.

>>34921308
Well I am just going to say im not a dude or crossdressing degenerate and leave it at that senpai.

>>34921344

LOL I'M A GIRL XDD

I'M A FEMANON

>>>/soc/

my beard is better

>>34921363
That's why I was reluctant to say. You asked

>>34920746
I am this feel but am the boy.

>>34921383
But are you Chad? Then it doesn't matter.

>>34921435
I'm 6'2 and 180lbs. Not bad looking

>>34921407
Don't bother, they ask and then chimp out when you give them an answer they don't like.

Been growing my beard for about 18 months. At about 8 inches now

>>34921483
>im not like the other boys here. dont worry Femanon, I got your back. :)

>>34921483
*wheezes*
I'M HERE TO DEFEND YOU M'LADY

I HAVE BROUGHT MY LANCE

>>34921483
MI LADY IS THEI FEELING HURT

>>34921483

cuck spotted

you fucking memeslut

>>34921407

Bullshit, timestamp.

Also, you really do belong in /soc/ or somewhere else filled with normies and women.

>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>inb4 you are an ERPing man

>>34921434
stroke my beard anon

Beards are great until you kiss or get it anywhere near your genitals.

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>>34921647
>>34921578
>>34921566
>>34921541
We are reaching Tumblr levels of triggering here. Good job anon.

>>34921711
Just to compare it to mine.

>>34921200
I'm 26 and I still can't grow one. Then again I have northern european genes and my facial hair comes in as white hair.

>>34921716

But normies and "femanons" need to go.

>>34921782
Exactly! Just like all the cis white scum must leave Tumblr! Glad you understand anon! Catch you at the trump protest :^)

>tfw beards can turn ugly beta chinlets into normal looking people or average looking guys "hot
>can't grow one
JUST

tfw no sweaty, bearmode, beard bf (gay) to share sloppy drunken kisses with.

>>34921820

Exactly. /r9k/ is a containment board for robots only. SJWs stay on Reddit, Tumblr, and /lgbt/.

>>34921820
Anon be nice, this is supposed to be a safe space.

>>34921909
Not its intentions actually. That's just what the virgins here have tried to do. The board has no dedicated subject

>>34922033

/r9k/ has been the sanctum of autists and sadboys forever. Ever since I started posting in 2011 that has been the case. The board culture was established long ago and this is a place for robots. If you want a board you can freely post on and do some attention whoring, go to /b/.

>>34921068
beardrollin

>>34921068
rolklijawihfaiwfgu

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>mfw youll never get this man meat