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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdEb2hQNoi8


Why don't you robots accept god?


Makes life much better when you don't have to fear death.


25 years of being an atheistic heathen. Believing in the jewish/freemason idea that we are nothing more than a cosmic accident. When there is proof of a creator. There are many videos, mathematical, and picture proofs we were created
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>>34933855
CRUVELETS BTFO
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>>34933855
>that image
Wot is refraction?
Wot is gravity?
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How high above the water is the camera?

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Why not just get a 2/10 fatty gf? The. You wont be lonely. Looks dont matter in relationships after 3 months.
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>>34933820

Chubby is fine but don't go overboard.
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her hugs are probably very soft and comforting
im in
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>>34933820
Dem tits tho. Fatties ain't all bad.

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There is no god but KEK, and Jynx is his messenger.

Shadilay

69 KHV in heaven, edition
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>>34933777
I CAN FEEL IT

I CAN
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dont believe jynx

hes a flase prophet
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>>34933781
Shadilay, Brother. How has Kek helped you, today?

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>tfw the gf said she'd be willing to try almost anything w/ u when u asked her for anal
I'm in boys
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>>34933631
Anal is overrated. I like the pleated meat sheets.
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>>34933631

Why does eating burritos all the time make me fat? They're filled with chicken, beans, rice, pico de gallo. These are all heathy things.
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Goo in her Poo, dude

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>wake up in the middle of ngiht
>see pic related standing over you

wat do
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>>34933624
Blow my twink cock pls.
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i do the hokey pokey and i turn myself around
thats what it's all about
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pls be my gf

originale desu

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Where do you fall on this?
I think I'm delta+
>inb4 everyone says gamma+
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>>34933341
In public, gamma -
At home, Delta +
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>>34933341
I'd say gamma+ but I'm not some philosopher or composer or something (though the latter does seem interesting), I just don't really give a shit.
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>>34933341
>tfw epsilon
fyug

Describe your current state with a picture. pic related
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maniacal laugh
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>>34933338
I never really think that much on it.
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>>34933338
o-or-origin-anal?

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>liking ass over tits
Why?
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>>34933286
because ass is where the puddy at nigga
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>>34933286
my alien waifu doesn't have tits
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I don't really know. I mean I like both but rather have a girl with no titties but great ass than a girl with great rack but no ass.

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at this point in your life would you even be able to fuck a woman even if she were served to you on a silver platter?
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>>34933199
unless it's my waifu, no
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>>34933199
I don't know. I would have to try and see if I can do it.
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I don't think it ever was a possibility, it's one of the reasons I never pursued women.

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>sex is actually real
>women allow men to put their penis inside a vagina

>you never even held hands with a girl
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>huskies are actually real
>huskies allow you to cuddle them and spoil them forever and ever

>you'll never ever have a husky
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>>34933001
>go in public for the first time in a while
>see actual human female at breeding age
>nice legs and face, short, petite
>statistically it's likely she has literally had a penis in her vagina
>she has moaned while having a human male penis thrusting in and out of her sex cavatie
>she has sucked a dick

It's really hard to believe when you just see them standing there normally. Normies really ahve sex?
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>>34933043
fucking hell dude, it's like gods are walking among us

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>Look up the chaddiest of chads from HS
>Is a director at a bank making $360k a year at 31
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Normies gonna normal
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>>34932885
Kill them all, Pepe. All of them.
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>>34932885

>get picked on by chads in high school
>get called nerdy, pretentious: "you're so weird anon"
>now make 180k a year at 25 y/o (working in big brand marketing)
>chads are all college dropouts / retail workers
>always drop buy and splash cash in front of them

Hopefully that balances the scales a bit anon. I'm still a complete shut-in outside of work though.

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>tfw blackbot
>tfw realize if all black people disappeared the world would be a safer place
i don't know how to feel about this bros
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>>34932860
>remove all blacks
>world becomes safer
>dangerous people still left

>instead of removing blacks, remove specifically dangerous people
>world has become a safer place
>no more dangerous people left

There's the easy way and then there is the right way, OP.
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>>34932905
so you... do want all blacks removed?
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So do you like My Hero Academia OP ?

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>REFUGEES ARE BAD XDDDDDD

Explain this top tier waifu then.

>Mfw no qt refugee gf to pull a sinking boat filled with 18 people by her teeth for 3 hours while swimming in open sea to escape war
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They come with men and don't want to fug you
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>>34932809
Most of them are degenerate, if countries like Sweden are to be believed. The ones who legitimately work and don't want trouble are fine by me. These are the people we should be focusing on, including those who know a skill (plumbing, carpentry, etc.) or something that'll make them not feed off the welfare state that many countries have became.


Also fuck your Sharia courts if you want them so badly then go back to bombistan.
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>>34932809
they are 99% men.
the 1% women they bring with them are not allowed to leave the house/refugee shelter.
so the ones you'll meet are 100% male. mostly teens/young men looking for trouble.

If you have a vagina it might make borderline sense to want these people inside your country.
if you happen to have a penis: importing fit tanned machos by the millions is not a good idea (tm)

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What is it about asian women, that makes them so submissive?
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>>34932767
life is fucking terrible
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>>34932767
petite/small bodies, facial structures that very closely resembles a child's, etc.
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>>34932767
The prospect of a rich, noble-blooded husband.

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Friends, I've taken the true redpill and ascended to full boghood.

I used to be a neet virgin robot who was depressed and always anxious but no more.

>Wake up refreshed every morning
>8 hours of sleep without any sleeping drugs
>Take a 2 mile run and meditate 30 min
>mix up exactly 100mg in 1ml methamphetamine
>Plug it in my rectum while reading something like Mann/Kafka
>Eat a nutritious self cooked 1k calorie breakfast
>Go to work and do the best job out of anyone every day
>Eat full lunch, dinner, and drink 3L of water only, no trashy sugary juices
>Completely quit smoking with no cravings
>Acne is gone and stopped biting my nails
>After work read books, do yoga, and help an old ailing family friend
>Bedtime rolls around, fall asleep without problems the second I hit the bed

This is the key to a healthy and productive life. I can run a 17 minute 5k with a normal heartrate every weekend too and I'm confident, content, and caring throughout the day. Take the whitepill
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Coffee is fine too.
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Long term methamphetamine usage physically damages your brain.
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A being this high doesnt do such shit

I hereby label this shill

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