>sex is actually real >women allow men to put their penis

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>huskies are actually real
>huskies allow you to cuddle them and spoil them forever and ever

>you'll never ever have a husky

>>34933001
>go in public for the first time in a while
>see actual human female at breeding age
>nice legs and face, short, petite
>statistically it's likely she has literally had a penis in her vagina
>she has moaned while having a human male penis thrusting in and out of her sex cavatie
>she has sucked a dick

It's really hard to believe when you just see them standing there normally. Normies really ahve sex?

>>34933043
fucking hell dude, it's like gods are walking among us

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>>34933001
>even a girl like this thinks she is too good for you
I hate them, /r9k/. I hate them so much.

If a woman has ever had a penis inside them they are trash and serve no purpose but to be cumdumpsters.

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>>34933001
>you never even held hands with a girl and you're 24.

>>34934268
does holding hands as good friends count?

>>34934288
>does holding hands count as holding hands?
hhhmmmm really activates those neurons

>>34934288
If that person was a girl (and you're straight) or boy (if you're gay) then yes. However it had to happen after 16.

>>34934288
Fingers laced or palms crossed?

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>>34934325
>>34934320
yes and i think our fingers were laced??

She woulda been my gf by now if I wasn't SUCH AN AUTISTIC FUCK

sigh end my life

Also im 20

>>34934377
>She woulda been my gf by now if I wasn't SUCH AN AUTISTIC FUCK
What happened?

>>34934390
>lacked confidence
>didn't realize how into me she was
>wasn't flat out drunk so I couldn't talk like a normal person

Back to /r9k/ I go

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>>34934219

>Just lower your standards!
>Stop being so picky!
>Date a chubby girl!

>>34934431
>>didn't realize how into me she was
What were the signs?

>tfw will never touch a penis

>>34934464
>>tfw will never touch a penis
that's gay bruh.

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>when you realize that even boring, bland, fat, unattractive people have had sex
>sex is not something that happens solely between attractive porn star types
>most people have had sex
>most teenagers have had sex
>the girl who serves you your coffee in the morning has had sex
>the fucking balding guy on his mac computer in the corner has had sex
>the slightly depressed looking businessman has had sex
>even the homeless guy begging for money has had sex
>almost E V E R Y B O D Y around you has had sex
>you haven't

>>34934464
touch mine if you're a qt fembot

most likely you're a faggot tho, kill yourself

>>34934377
WOW man fingers laced huh?? That's more intimate than I've ever been. You're 20 though so you have time on your side.

t. 26 year old kissless virgin rapidly approaching wizardhood

I want to have sex ree holy fuck i jusr want to stick my penis in a vagooger

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>>34934502
If anything, it does make you feel special and my ideal gf would be secretly pleased to know I'm virgin just like I would be secretly pleased that she's virgin.
It's good to know you still have that opportunity.

>>34934505
>touch mine if you're a qt fembot
What's the catch here? Is there a time limit for touching it?

>>34934614
>I want to have sex ree holy fuck i jusr want to stick my penis in a vagooger
Get a hooker then.

>>34934673
Too scary for me. I will not get over that

you people think sex is the end goal. when you couldn't be further from the truth. if all you want is sex, then you won't get anything.

>>34934712
fuck off with your trite normie "wisdom" you fucking cunt

>>34933001
I think I've high-fived a girl at one point in my life. Am I still a robot?

>have a cute gf
>sometimes lose my erection after putting a condom on

its not easy boys

>>34934712
Easy to say that when you have been having sex since the age of 16, fucking normie. It like if I went up to a homeless guy and said "you people think having a house and not being pennyless is the end goal. when you couldn't be further from the truth. if all you want is a roof over your head, then you won't get anything."

>was a virgin 9 months ago
>used to think sex was something magical I will never get to experience
>got a gf
>literally have sex 1-4 times every damn day
>it's great every time
>now I view sex as something as basic as eating
>mood is a lot better, fewer suicidal thoughts
>more confident and more attractive then before
have you guys ever tried beeing yourselves? really worked for me

>34934776
Shit bait not even worth a (((you)))

>>34934833
you might think it is bait but in fact it could not be more true.
I was a virgin at 21 because of my insecurities and 4chan memes. I finally managed to overcome them when I met the right girl. Could not get it up on the first 6-7 tries tho, thanks to my severe former porn addiction.
now I have sex twice a day on average with my gf and it's bretty good.
you just have to be yourself my man

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>>34934736
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE

OUT OUT OUT


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34934776
>>34934932

fuck off normies

why even come here when you have gfs and sex?

>>34934760
Fuck you bitch fuck

nonvirginfag here

learn to see women as second-class citizens, and all your anxieties will fade away. PUA helps a ton if you are a robot trying to get laid.

>>34934988
I've been here for 5-6 years now. the fact that I've been fucking a girl for 9 months will not undo the brain damage and addiction this site have caused. I'm here forever

>>34935036
Only works if you are attractive.
>>34935114
Fuck off normie cunt.

>>34935114
>brain damage
Hahahagahaha you fucking idiot

>34935114
B-b-b-but you just said being yourself fixed everything????

>>34935209
no, it improved a lot of things. very far from fixing things
>>34935175
i think i'll stay.
brb fucking my gf

>>34935245
Classic normie. Now all you need to finish your "normalfag who comes on r9k to feel better about himself starter pack" is some good old ad hominem and just world fallacy bs

>>34935357
no u
faggot
bloxxx

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>>34935379
>normie gets bfto
>all he can reply is "no u"

>>34935407
no u got btfo im calling the police
my feeling are really hurt now
feed me more delicious (you)s

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>>34935441
Sure thing friendo
orig

>>34934219
>Be kv
>Fat fembot says she would fuck any virgin just to prove that our standards are too high
>Gives me her email address
>Immediately stops responding when she realizes Im totally willing to drive 8 hours just to hook up with her

>>34934454
lower your standards more.
>b-b-but i'm special!
no.

>>34935481
Yup, normies love their just world fallacy bullshit.

>>34935190
>what you're exposed to has no influence on brain development

>>34935519
>it's unfair that a random girl 8 hours away didn't fuck him to prove an irrelevant point
when it comes to who you fuck in life, the world is p. just. you get unlimited chances.

>>34935581
No, my point is, normies take every opportunity to blame the guy, thats why the love saying "just be confident bruh", "lower your standards" and "just b urself"
>when it comes to who you fuck in life, the world is p. just. you get unlimited chances.
Nope, the world is not just in anything. It is a fact, there is no point trying to deny it.

>People have sex lives
>Women allow men to sleep with them repeatedly
>People sleep with a lot of other people and that's a given

>You had sex once 8 years ago
>And never since and not by your own choice

I mean honestly you're supposed to move somewhere after loosing your virginity, not just loose it and then have nothing happen at all after that, and the craving is a lot more worse after getting a taste of it. I loose erection halfway through fapping from time to time and just stop because it pales in comparison to real sex that much.

It's overrated lads

>>34935674
>I have sex a lot lads it's nothing special, why would you want any of that it's overrated, I know because i get so much of it I can feel that way

You're either just upsetting people for fun or then you are just really honestly that fucking stupid

>>34935653
At least you got a taste fucker

>>34935705
haha I guess he really is a fucker. since he has fucked women, unlike you.
get it?

>>34935653
>had sex
Normie, you are not welcome here. Get the fuck out and kill yourself

>>34935705
At least you can masturbate and get off to porn without being constantly aware how it's not the real thing and you want the real thing so bad

I don't even get properly hard anymore, I just can't, I need a woman and not this!

>>34935697
Not really, you need to take a step back lad, think about it, it's only an orgasm that you can give yourself anyway. There's plenty of other things that people miss out on that they can't replicate.

>>34935779
>implying i don't feel that
I hardly look at porn anymore because it's so bad

>>34935784
Yup, just really that fucking stupid it is.

>>34935784
I'm not the guy you replied to, but for me, it's not the sex itself, its what lack of it implies.

>>34935754
Yeah ahaha he really did have sex with a girl

When will society accept that sex is a human right?

Or better worded, when will normies and stacies stop pretending it isn't and that they are not aware of what it is doing to people?

>>34935811
Trust me mate women aren't worth the hassle. Get a pro and be done with it.

>>34935831
Never. Plenty of normies agree that sex is important to a healthy life. But if you don't get it it's your fault.

>>34935850
>Woman are not worth it, get a woman though because that is worth it

>>34935831
If they had it their way, we would all be corralled and gased like the Jews. They consider us subhuman.

>>34935863
>just world fallacy the post
You normies are so predictable.

>>34935873
you are subhuman
a very defining characteristic of a human is the ability to find a mate. since you have proven that you are incapable of this most basic task, I guess we can agree that you are not really a normal human being.

>>34935893
I was quoting them but yes that is what they believe

>>34935942
Nice job pointing out the obvious.

Just be yourself man
It's nothing special dude, really bro it's not worth the hassle bud

>>34936021
Kek
original posterino

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>>34933001
How many of you are MGTOW masterrace?

>>34934776

haha, love this bait. upvote for you, squire!

>>34933041
POST MORE HUSKY LADY

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>>34934776
>have you guys ever tried beeing yourselves?
It's hard to be yourself when you're ugly sperg.

>>34933041
r u a girl

also originality

>>34935760

>anon told me to kill myself

>guess its time to kill myself

>>34935816
If sex was abolished, and no longer existed (or had ever existed), what would you want in life?

I was a virgin until 20 and I understand all your feels. What I don't understand however is why you don't get a hooker, as I did. If you live in a country where it's illegal, travel to where it's legal, as I did. I'm married now at 28, if I hadn't fucked a bunch of hookers I probably wouldn't be, as my confidence would be too low.

>>34934647
>COPE

orginales

>>34936205

HERE'S A POST JUST FOR (You)

>>34936227

DOES IT MATTER WHAT GENDER I AM I WANT A HUSKY!

>>34936283
if you were a girl (obviously not) I was going to get a shibe and we could've shared him but if ur not a girl then no.

>>34936303

I don't want a shibe I want a husky. Shibes are cute though get one anyway and take pics

>>34936249
I would be able to focus on more useful shit, like my career or gym.

My hand was made to hold your's OP.

But seriously my vagina is for Chad's penis only.

>>34936327
Then do that now and forget about sex, because it's not in your life. It's basically been abolished and does not exist. Do what you would do anyway.

>>34936387
I cannot do that, I still have the primal urge for sex, not to mention people think of male virgins as subhuman.

>>34936415
You're the one telling you you're subhuman. There's nobody else around and yet that thought follows you everywhere. It doesn't matter how it got there (though probably through someone else who was insecure and trying to push others down to feel better about themselves) but it's there.

Nobody cares, I mean that in the positive sense, and negative sense.
Negatively, nobody cares about your suffering. You're on your own.
Positively, most people aren't devoting hours or even minutes or even seconds of their own precious time thinking "wow that guy is pathetic." They have their own problems.

>>34936511
See >>34935942
Also look into the JK Rowling thing for some more proof how people "don't care".

>>34936533
Yeah, >>34935942 is one of those people who are insecure and making others feel shitty to get a rush of dopamine.

You accepted the label. He didn't do it. But because you accepted it, the thought of being subhuman will stick with you until you shake it.

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>tfw about to have sex with my bf
Why don't you just go gay? Women are gross.

>>34936575
But the thing is he is right, being a male virgin makes you objectively subhuman, we are not even able to get a partner, it just shows how worthless we are, it has nothing to do with opinion or (not) accepting it. We are objectively inferior.

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>>34936584
>Why don't you just go gay?
Because fucking other men in the ass is gross?

I feel like the idea of a gf is like a foreign concept. I can't even imagine having one, so I never really try to obtain the dream. This is partly because of my own faults, and partly just becauase I've lived so long without ever having any contact with females at all. I'm also kind of worried that I could end up being gullibe enough to get divorce raped should a gril actually show interest in me.

>>34934126
more like we are walking among gods

>>34936584
>''just change ur sexuality xDD''
Cancer

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>>34936620
You're letting what others see as worth define your sense of worth.

Again, what is important to you? Do you WANT to be a normie?

>>34936690
See the difference is Telsa could have had a woman if he wanted to. I can not do that no matter how much I try.

>>34936731
Actually Tesla regretted not having wife and family.

I used to wear a cloak and pretend I was a wizard in middle school.

>>34934776
gr8 b8 m8,
el 0rigiNal

>>34936670
>implying you're born gay

>>34936629
Fucking children is disgusting.

>>34936744
Yes, but there is no denying he could have gotten a woman if he really wanted to. By the time he started regretting it, it was probably already too late.

>>34936731
You didn't answer the question tho

What's important to you? Having sex? Getting a girl knocked up and raising kids?

Or are they just something you think SHOULD be important and you wouldn't care if you didn't see it as being a key to success or self-worth?

>>34936216
take my upvote

>>34936853
I honeslty don't care about having a family, I despise kids. The thing is not being able to get a partner is simply proof how inferior I am.

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Why is sex such a big deal?

Why do people who never plan to marry care about sex so much?
Do employers check to see if their employees are virgins now?

I honestly don't get people who put sex on a pedestal.

>>34936933
It's not a big deal. It's a big deal if you haven't had it.

See virgins are rare, on both sides of the board. So when someone finds out that you're a virgin they're definitely going to want to know why

>>34935653
>pales in comparison to real sex that much.
no, it doesn't, you're lying completely.

>>34936929
Other people don't see you as objects to collect. It would weird you out if I said I wanted to capture you and take you home so you could make me feel better about myself, wouldn't it?

You're going to be ok, anon. Someone else isn't the key to you feeling better, recognizing what you like about yourself is.

>>34936973
I'm a virgin and I don't care.
Why is sex so important, does it make you perform better in college?
What's the difference between fapping and sex without impregnation, they're both mindless sexual pleasure at the end of the day.

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>>34934614
I love this kind of posts
They are screams of the soul

>>34937031
>what's the difference

You're joking right. One is mindless mental stimulation and the other (theoretically) is a beautiful physical congress of body and soul

>>34937050
No, they're both sexual stimulation, normalfags just brainwashed you into thinking one is better than the other.

>>34937009
I get it you cant really understand, since you havent been a virgin sice you were 16, so you have no Idea how debilitating he is. I see that you are trying to help, but you saying "Someone else isn't the key to you feeling better, recognizing what you like about yourself is." is hypocritical.
>recognizing what you like about yourself is
There is nothing I like about about myself. I'm completely worthless. The fact that no one has ever loved me (and never will) is proof enough of that.

>>34937094
How could your hand ever compare to a warm tight wet vagoo or a nice little pink sphincter?

>>34933041
ayy chill nigga i can hook ya up yanowaamsyeen
dayumm mangg i got mad huskeiz up in dis bitch wer ya at boii

>>34937136

I may be a virgin but I'm also a doctor. I've examined countless vaginas. Very very very few are anything resembling tight.

Maybe right if you have a huge dick.

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>>34933001
A girl once hugged me as a joke. Does that count?

>>34937533

Most are loose enough you could easily fit two of my dicks in at once.

I think this is part of why men are obsessed with dick size. When you have sex with a girl and its like a hotdog down a hallway it makes you wonder how fucking small you must be. In reality women are just loose as fuck. Designed for childbirth as well remember.

>>34937123
Do you legitimately want things to improve? Don't say anything other than yes I do or no I don't.

>>34937678
Yes.
>inb4 just be confident
>inb4 just b urslef
>inb4 just lift brugh
>inb4 just improve yourself

>>34934219
well she's cute as fuck, she is too good for you

>>34937545
Congrats on being a chad, anon

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>>34934776
just b.e. entirely entirely entirely yourself

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>>34937545
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee get out normie

Oregenaldo

>>34937730
Just forget about it bro

>>34938031
Alright, burhhhh

>>34933041
That thread really tore you up didn't it?
It tore me up as well anon, it's ok

>>34934219
Her tits are not too bad for a fat chick

>>34934773
if you fight your enemies, they win. origins.

>majority of doujins have cem in pagina endings
>girl asks if boy will take responsibility
>he says yes

>American porn
>"I'M GONNA RAPE THIS TIGHT FUCKHOLE OF YOURS GODDAMN"
>"OH YEAH BABY SHOVE THAT BIG DICK IN MY WHORE PUSSY"
>ends wit cumming on girls face

Fuck reality.

>>34938530
Fucking this. People complain a lot about girls in jap porn screaming but imo its better than the "OH YEAH YEAH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT" shit westfags do

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>>34934776
>Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fuck cuck duck ruck orignal

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>>34937545
>A girl once hugged me as a joke. Does that count?

>Yes it does Anon.
>You now have super-aids.
>You must now return to Norman-ville.
>To be with your own kind.
>It is the only way.

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Anons, let me guess.

When you deal with people you're overly polite, right? Well, that's your crippling point. Treat people like actual fucking people, not robots (kek).

Once I had this realization my life improved dramatically. I actually have friends now and recently made out with a girl.

Just be informal with anyone and everyone, but also friendly. Insult them slightly, but not too much. Poke at them. Joke around, talk about stupid shit, they like that.

>used to get drunk at parties and start screaming about gassing the jews and shooting the communists
>got into fights with everyone
>called all the girls whores
>thought about killing myself erryday

>I have actual friends now

If I can do it, you can too anons. I'm sure most of you are better looking and are not skellingtons like me, either.

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>>34937730
>>34937678 Here. If you want stuff to get better, you'll find a way. Part of my posts were to help convince myself to improve shit. Just like >>34935942 except I'm trying to get a dopamine rush from feeling like I helped instead of making others feel worse. My dad died a month ago and I'm trying to break free of old patterns of staying up super late and rping /ss/ roleplays on f-list, so if someone else feels better then it's like I don't need to improve myself because I made someone else feel better. Sorry for using you.

I know more about women than anyone out here yet I know that whatever I write will be overlooked and disregarded in favour of explanations that make sense.

The truth is hard to grasp and the explanations that make the most sense to most people win.

It's not because something makes sense or seems logical that it's true

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>Lied about not being a virgin for years
>made it sound like i was actually pretty good with girls
>everyone actually believed it
>ended up getting laid because of my "reputation"
>she's now my gf
Its so easy lmao how can you faggots not figure it out yet?

Sex is not real. Don't let them lie to you.

Honestly I kinda miss being a virgin, once you have sex as a man it's really all you think about.

I know why eunuchs had their own nuts chopped off, it's so they could always have a level head and think about things other than BREEDING SWEET WARM PUSSY MMMMMMMM

i played football in highschool and had the sex with various gfs but secretly i was a dnd and runescape playing autist the whole time
am i a failed normie or a cyborg
>tfw had sex but havent made love

>>34936057
>9gag
Definitely not fake

>>34934219
More please, for the love of god.