Former robot here, used to be here almost every day from 2010-2014, then took a break, and in 2016 became a /pol/ack. I am banned from there for a bit so you'll be stuck with me for few days.
What's going on in here these days??
Back in a day, this place had daily suicide threads, ">tfw nogf" threads, "women are whores" and all the other stuff, but it seems this place has really mellowed out by now.
the normals took over. all the real robots either killed themselves or just lurk now.
>>34934675
this.
it's a sad fate, really
>>34934675
>real robots either killed themselves
damn, makes me feel like a survivor there
I think some of them became /pol/acks too, I believe. Still running into same old same old MGTOW speak.
>june 2015
>tag along to some normie bar downtown with my only friend and his friends
>wearing basketball shorts and a T shirt
>when we get there security doesn't let me in cause formal wear only
>no money to take a cab
>wait outside for 5 hours until the group i went with is done and go home with them
>>34934576
Holy shit hahahaha that is ridiculous how does a 21+ year old man who is not a drug addict not have money for a cab? Im glad the memory brings you pain bc that is fucking humiliating
>>34934621
>how does a 21+ year old man who is not a drug addict not have money for a cab?
i was spending all my money on pot at that time
>>34934576
Why do Americans always dress like shit?
Who /could have been good looking/ here
>had good genes
>had a strong jaw and high cheekbones as a little kid
>years of mouth breathing ruined that forever
My face is so fucked up now and my teeth are a disaster.
Why couldn't my parents just tell me to close my mouth
>>34934530
> Strong jawline
> Thick neck
> "Beautiful" eyes and eyebrows
> Very expressive face
> Too fat
> Teeth are crooked; breath smells like shit
Oh well.
>>34934530
if i lost a bit of my gut and put on some muscle i'd be an 8-9/10
my hairline is receding
If you had 24 hours before you died, What would you do?
>you cannot extend your life past 24 hours no matter what you do
>>34934433
>If you had 24 hours before you died, What would you do?
Kill myself
probably dig as far into dark net as I can, it's not like I have anything to lose.
>>34934433
pass 10 bucks to God to make it 12 hours.
>In club with friends
>Dancing
>Girl Wants to go for shots
>Known her for two years
>Recently slipped that she used to have a crush on me
>Wants to go for shots
>Head back to dance floor and don't try to look for others
>Eventually find friends by fluke
>This cycle happens multiple times
>Her dancing getting more seductive as time goes on lots of grinding and feeling
>Eventually make a move to make out
>She pulls away
>Says something but it is lost on me with the noise in the club
>Recieve [pic related] few minutes later
>Some other messages saying she'd like to talk in morning. Will post after.
>Message her today
>Lets just be friends :)
2/3 pictures
Got to make lots of jokes about it but I'm somewhat upset. Didn't sleep last night and stayed up listening to music and smoking.
a good way to get friend zoned desu,
most people get friend zoned after confessing love or legitimately asking them out, not by a mixed signal. A mixed signal offers the chance to say it was their fault.
3/3 Images. She seemed to frame the message in such a way that I was heavily suggesting it even though I felt led on.
Still like her as a friend but it will be a bit awkward now. I'll probably end up avoiding her most of the time now.
>You need a ride, young boy?
What's your response?
>horse girl
Noooooooooope
>>34934368
>What's your response?
Push her off and run away
>>34934368
Yeah and maybe you can take me home on horseback afterwards.
Hello /r9k/
I'm going to leave for some time
When I come back I want many replies ITT
Bonus points for 2D.
Where did you go, anon?
Originalmemes
>>34934330
OK, I hope you will be satisfied with a cute thread when you get back anon!
>>34934330
I like comfy 2D threads a lot, thx anon senpai
How you holding up lads? Another friday with me mum
australia is the normie homeland, planning to move to america soon.
bump alsdjfggbss
Falcunt meet me at coffs bp
Go to another board and bring something back.
From /aco/.
>>34934319
From [s4s]... whoa
>>34934376
now that is something that REALLY makes you think
>>34934319
He likes her big.
>be hot white girl
>tons of guys in line to date you
>fuck thirteen or twenty of them
>get bored
>start fucking big black guys for money
It seems like the right way to go!
>be hot white girl
none of them are
>tons of guys in line to date you
fuck=/= date
>start fucking big black guys
almost all of them are manlets
They are drug addicts or degenerates
>>34934347
>none of them are
THIS.
they're all 2/10 and I wouldn't even THINK about any of them getting ANYWHERE near me because I only deserve 10/10 goddesses
uhhh, does she have slightly elevated cheekbones? EW. INTO THE TRASH
>>34934347
Prove it negro
Would you let your girl take a dump on you?
i'd beg her to go a week without shitting while stuffing herself and then have her go on my nose or cock
then she'd jerk me off with it
I would maybe possibly consider piss but shit is completely out of the question.
>>34934665
why piss but not shit?
Can we have a thread about things you deeply regret?
When I was a teenager, I used to cut my arms and legs because I was edgy and obsessed with death metal. Now as an adult I'm full of scars and deeply regret how retarded I was.
Hopefully they won't disqualify me from the military but if they do then I have no idea what to do with my life. Shit sucks
I wasted my youth on Call of duty. I graduated HS in 09 and never got a job because Mc donalds wouldn't hire me because the Mexicans always got their cousins in. I never experienced love or a relationship. Never had "bros" just Xbox friends that came and went. I failed community college because Pre algebra was too hard for me. Tfw my body is eating its joints and my knee is bone on bone. Sounds like sandpaper when I walk and cracks a lot, sometimes lose balance because my hips give out.
I want to go back to the last year of HS, It may have been shit but at least it was much better than this
I spent my teenage years inside my house
literally wouldn't leave the house for 8 years
I'm pretty sure it fucked up my body's growth cause now I look deformed
I regret it deeply, so many years wasted
>>34934175
I regret not blowing my leg off with a shotgun last year
>Having conversation with friends
>Casually mention a girl which I was trying to talk to
>"Oh yeah Anon? You're in luck, she's actually a pretty close friend of mine. Do you want me to set you up ona a coffe date or something?"
I never had a gf before. This girl seems to be a pretty sweet person, altough she has an average body and somehow below average face. I want to invest in this but it seems like our pastimes/habits don't quite match... What are your thoughts on practice gf's? Is it morally justifiable to get one?
>>34934168
Been there, tried it, we didnt click. Dont force yourself into a relationship, it wont work. Go out with someone you actually find attractive.
>>34934168
>altough she has an average body and somehow below average face.
Are you better?
>I want to invest in this but it seems like our pastimes/habits don't quite match...
I wouldn't mind it, as long you have the same mindset.
>What are your thoughts on practice gf's?
It's a disgusting thing to do.
>Is it morally justifiable to get one?
Well, it's not that much different of a casual relationship, so according to society, it's OK.
But I believe it's pitiful, dirty and not moral at all.
>>34934200
I have low standarts and I geniunely think she looks nice. The problem is that she doesn't smoke and doesn't drink much, and I do both of those and more.
My hesitation is that I don't want to wreck her feelings in the long run, but I guess I can say I'm attracted.
Trips decide what the (You) will be replaced with this time
>>34934148
YOUR MOTHER
e-ee-e-e-e-eeat that
>>34934148
NOTINHG U FUACIRNF
>>34935693(me)
Organic
really makes you go reeeee
>>34934060
>really makes you go reeeee
>normie couple
There's nothing good or bad about it.
Whos bitch is this?
The dude is very handsome to be honest.