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Former robot here, used to be here almost every day from 2010-2014, then took a break, and in 2016 became a /pol/ack. I am banned from there for a bit so you'll be stuck with me for few days.

What's going on in here these days??

Back in a day, this place had daily suicide threads, ">tfw nogf" threads, "women are whores" and all the other stuff, but it seems this place has really mellowed out by now.
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the normals took over. all the real robots either killed themselves or just lurk now.
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>>34934675
this.
it's a sad fate, really
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>>34934675
>real robots either killed themselves
damn, makes me feel like a survivor there

I think some of them became /pol/acks too, I believe. Still running into same old same old MGTOW speak.

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>june 2015
>tag along to some normie bar downtown with my only friend and his friends
>wearing basketball shorts and a T shirt
>when we get there security doesn't let me in cause formal wear only
>no money to take a cab
>wait outside for 5 hours until the group i went with is done and go home with them
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>>34934576
Holy shit hahahaha that is ridiculous how does a 21+ year old man who is not a drug addict not have money for a cab? Im glad the memory brings you pain bc that is fucking humiliating
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>>34934621
>how does a 21+ year old man who is not a drug addict not have money for a cab?

i was spending all my money on pot at that time
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>>34934576
Why do Americans always dress like shit?

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Who /could have been good looking/ here

>had good genes
>had a strong jaw and high cheekbones as a little kid
>years of mouth breathing ruined that forever

My face is so fucked up now and my teeth are a disaster.

Why couldn't my parents just tell me to close my mouth
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>>34934530
> Strong jawline
> Thick neck
> "Beautiful" eyes and eyebrows
> Very expressive face
> Too fat
> Teeth are crooked; breath smells like shit

Oh well.
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>>34934530
if i lost a bit of my gut and put on some muscle i'd be an 8-9/10
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my hairline is receding

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If you had 24 hours before you died, What would you do?


>you cannot extend your life past 24 hours no matter what you do
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>>34934433
>If you had 24 hours before you died, What would you do?

Kill myself
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probably dig as far into dark net as I can, it's not like I have anything to lose.
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>>34934433
pass 10 bucks to God to make it 12 hours.

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>In club with friends
>Dancing
>Girl Wants to go for shots
>Known her for two years
>Recently slipped that she used to have a crush on me
>Wants to go for shots
>Head back to dance floor and don't try to look for others
>Eventually find friends by fluke
>This cycle happens multiple times
>Her dancing getting more seductive as time goes on lots of grinding and feeling
>Eventually make a move to make out
>She pulls away
>Says something but it is lost on me with the noise in the club
>Recieve [pic related] few minutes later

>Some other messages saying she'd like to talk in morning. Will post after.

>Message her today
>Lets just be friends :)
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2/3 pictures
Got to make lots of jokes about it but I'm somewhat upset. Didn't sleep last night and stayed up listening to music and smoking.
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a good way to get friend zoned desu,

most people get friend zoned after confessing love or legitimately asking them out, not by a mixed signal. A mixed signal offers the chance to say it was their fault.
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3/3 Images. She seemed to frame the message in such a way that I was heavily suggesting it even though I felt led on.

Still like her as a friend but it will be a bit awkward now. I'll probably end up avoiding her most of the time now.

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>You need a ride, young boy?
What's your response?
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>horse girl

Noooooooooope
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>>34934368
>What's your response?

Push her off and run away
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>>34934368
Yeah and maybe you can take me home on horseback afterwards.

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Hello /r9k/
I'm going to leave for some time
When I come back I want many replies ITT
Bonus points for 2D.
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Where did you go, anon?

Originalmemes
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>>34934330
OK, I hope you will be satisfied with a cute thread when you get back anon!
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>>34934330
I like comfy 2D threads a lot, thx anon senpai

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How you holding up lads? Another friday with me mum
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australia is the normie homeland, planning to move to america soon.
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bump alsdjfggbss
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Falcunt meet me at coffs bp

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Go to another board and bring something back.

From /aco/.
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>>34934319
From [s4s]... whoa
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>>34934376
now that is something that REALLY makes you think
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>>34934319
He likes her big.

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>be hot white girl
>tons of guys in line to date you
>fuck thirteen or twenty of them
>get bored
>start fucking big black guys for money

It seems like the right way to go!
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>be hot white girl
none of them are
>tons of guys in line to date you
fuck=/= date
>start fucking big black guys
almost all of them are manlets

They are drug addicts or degenerates
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>>34934347
>none of them are
THIS.

they're all 2/10 and I wouldn't even THINK about any of them getting ANYWHERE near me because I only deserve 10/10 goddesses

uhhh, does she have slightly elevated cheekbones? EW. INTO THE TRASH
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>>34934347
Prove it negro

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Would you let your girl take a dump on you?
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i'd beg her to go a week without shitting while stuffing herself and then have her go on my nose or cock

then she'd jerk me off with it
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I would maybe possibly consider piss but shit is completely out of the question.
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>>34934665
why piss but not shit?

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Can we have a thread about things you deeply regret?

When I was a teenager, I used to cut my arms and legs because I was edgy and obsessed with death metal. Now as an adult I'm full of scars and deeply regret how retarded I was.

Hopefully they won't disqualify me from the military but if they do then I have no idea what to do with my life. Shit sucks
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I wasted my youth on Call of duty. I graduated HS in 09 and never got a job because Mc donalds wouldn't hire me because the Mexicans always got their cousins in. I never experienced love or a relationship. Never had "bros" just Xbox friends that came and went. I failed community college because Pre algebra was too hard for me. Tfw my body is eating its joints and my knee is bone on bone. Sounds like sandpaper when I walk and cracks a lot, sometimes lose balance because my hips give out.

I want to go back to the last year of HS, It may have been shit but at least it was much better than this
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I spent my teenage years inside my house

literally wouldn't leave the house for 8 years

I'm pretty sure it fucked up my body's growth cause now I look deformed

I regret it deeply, so many years wasted
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>>34934175
I regret not blowing my leg off with a shotgun last year

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>Having conversation with friends
>Casually mention a girl which I was trying to talk to
>"Oh yeah Anon? You're in luck, she's actually a pretty close friend of mine. Do you want me to set you up ona a coffe date or something?"

I never had a gf before. This girl seems to be a pretty sweet person, altough she has an average body and somehow below average face. I want to invest in this but it seems like our pastimes/habits don't quite match... What are your thoughts on practice gf's? Is it morally justifiable to get one?
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>>34934168
Been there, tried it, we didnt click. Dont force yourself into a relationship, it wont work. Go out with someone you actually find attractive.
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>>34934168
>altough she has an average body and somehow below average face.
Are you better?
>I want to invest in this but it seems like our pastimes/habits don't quite match...
I wouldn't mind it, as long you have the same mindset.
>What are your thoughts on practice gf's?
It's a disgusting thing to do.
>Is it morally justifiable to get one?
Well, it's not that much different of a casual relationship, so according to society, it's OK.
But I believe it's pitiful, dirty and not moral at all.
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>>34934200
I have low standarts and I geniunely think she looks nice. The problem is that she doesn't smoke and doesn't drink much, and I do both of those and more.
My hesitation is that I don't want to wreck her feelings in the long run, but I guess I can say I'm attracted.

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Trips decide what the (You) will be replaced with this time
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>>34934148
YOUR MOTHER

e-ee-e-e-e-eeat that
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>>34934148
NOTINHG U FUACIRNF
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>>34935693(me)

Organic

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really makes you go reeeee
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>>34934060
>really makes you go reeeee
>normie couple
There's nothing good or bad about it.
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Whos bitch is this?
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The dude is very handsome to be honest.

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