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>>34938243
Can't you attempt to rejoin? Your life's not over.

>>34938243
what DQed you desu?

>>34938243
I'm on step 2, but worried because I have some health problems.

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>>34938167
Try taking meds/therapy before you commit suicide.

The only piece of advice I can give you is to seek out a male therapist, not female.

The last female therapist I went to had no ethics, and told my family everything that I had told her, destroying any relationship I had left with my parents. Now I live by myself in a cabin with nobody besides my dog.

I see a male therapist now, he's very understanding. He's giving me medicine, although he understands why I wouldn't trust them.

Best of luck.

Kill a celebrity instead of some normies. That way you'll accomplish something

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>>34938235
Why a celebrity? Why not the people that have hurt you?
>>34938224
I can't get my head around the idea of trying to numb the pain with drugs. If I can't deal with the root problem I see no reason to continue in a fantasy

clubs are akward as fuck if you arnt something speical or know the real people. pretend like you own the place and lick ass on people that looks like they are importent. everyone who is doing the nightlife just want people to think their cool.

go shake hands with the DJ, pretend like you are friends with everyone and its gonna be fun. But if you sit akwardly or stand akwardly you are gonna hate it

been working as a dj for a few years and i have seen many akward robots.

Also if you cant get comfy, just get fking drunk fast

I was invited to a club yesterday.
I spent most of the time in the bar drinking alone and playing on my phone, but got invited to dance at one point. I didn't know how to dance so I just started doing the dance animations for various World of Warcraft characters

>>34938151
Drink a lot and enjoy the music.
Making expectations and pressurising yourself is pointless.

>>34938101
It'll require discipline, which is something you probably lack.

Look into LeapForce and LionBridge. YouTube is still a viable option if you're not a complete retard. Mechanical Turk is slow, but meets your criteria.

Try /r/workonline.

>>34938155
>mturk

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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bump

>>34938035
Karo is that you?

>>34938074
I am no Karo

>>34938154
You look like Karo

>>34937992
>OP attends con with cosplayers
>Hastily takes a picture of two grills hugging
>Too zoomed in and noisy due to neet phone camera
>op upset they won't hug him
>posts about his experience on an anonymous image board

>>34938044
God I wish I could breath the same air as her

>>34937992
>typical latina anime fan girl meets katyusha from girls und panzer
>autistic anon takes a pic

i'll probably marathon Trigun again

I'm gonna go see Trump

I'm a total normal fag

>gf coming over tonight
>when she leaves for work in the morning I will book excursions to go on during my trip to Iceland
>play some vidya rest of the day
>go out to the club with normie friends Saturday night
>stay at friends house after night out
>go to gf'a Sunday morning
>leave hers at night
>go back to work Monday

Feels good man

>>34937953
this thread makes me hate normies more than before

Thank you OP !!!!

son of the beach

>>34937953
Yes you can. Just neck yourself. One less normie - little less hatred produced by me.

>>34937953
Normies are the ones who fucked my up

>>34937894
...

THAT'S how tall he is?

Lmao he's shorter than an asian woman.

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never 4get the nazi man

>>34937894
Honestly I hope that stupid cuck kills himself soon
He is completely cancerous and his rejection by Disney (of all fucking companies) signals his worthlessness

>>34937854
Will you do a flip?
oreg

>>34937854
Are you in this picture?

>>34937854

Can you venmo me some money? You don't need it anymore.

I wonder how those fuckers are able to write 500+ page textbooks.

>500 word essay due in 2 weeks
>still havent started

Could I still finish this on time?

>>34938988
Lmao 500 words can be done in an hour never mind two weeks

>>34939207
im starting to think people fall for this bait as bait

>>34937757
I suffer from intrusive thoughts. But that's the thing. I suffer from them. They're not pleasurable for me.

However, I also believe I'm a sadist of some kind. I often have impulses to harm others. Seems like it'd offer some sort of release.

I feel ashamed about it. I don't want to hurt anybody. I used to be really empathetic, but I feel more like an unstable, emotionless psychopath these days.

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>>34937804
Just act normal and you'll be more or less so.

Still, imagining german planes bombing cities or subhumans being burned alive really pleasures my johnnies.

>>34937757
>Intrusive violent thoughts
Welcome to your early 20s.

>>34937751
Brings me back
Og

>>34937751
What the hell is a moot

>>34937751
I am anon, that's what gives me that power to say that kind of thing even though I'm not even racist in real life, nigger.

you need to cuck the sex devil to banish it

Cuck your schizo gf and fuck the incubus

DEMON KEKED

LMAO@URLYFOP

>>34937520
...you poop before you insert...it's that simple. If you don't have to poop then there's no shit near your rectum.

>>34937691
But what if there's residual shit like, 3 inches into my colon? I've tried using a makeshift enema before but it's a pain in the ass (badum tsch)

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>>34937520
Enema, the thing that's specifically for cleaning out your asshole.