I am going to a club tonight for the first time. I am going with

clubs are akward as fuck if you arnt something speical or know the real people. pretend like you own the place and lick ass on people that looks like they are importent. everyone who is doing the nightlife just want people to think their cool.

go shake hands with the DJ, pretend like you are friends with everyone and its gonna be fun. But if you sit akwardly or stand akwardly you are gonna hate it

been working as a dj for a few years and i have seen many akward robots.

Also if you cant get comfy, just get fking drunk fast

I was invited to a club yesterday.
I spent most of the time in the bar drinking alone and playing on my phone, but got invited to dance at one point. I didn't know how to dance so I just started doing the dance animations for various World of Warcraft characters

>>34938151
Drink a lot and enjoy the music.
Making expectations and pressurising yourself is pointless.

>>34938704

say if you were DJing and some random dude came up to shake your hand would that be cool?

>>34938151
that seems like an awful situation for a robot
i would stay the fuck away

You need to have drinks before going to them or else it will be a shit show

>normies who helps neets

>>34938877
depends on how he acted, if he was chill, sure