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How weird is it to be a virgin at 22 really?

I have a job, apartment, and car, I've just never put the P in the V.
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>>34959066

If you've got all that while still being a virgin then you shouldn't care, some people can't function without losing their virginity and are stuck in the mindless cycle of neetdom. You should be proud OP, just look for a nice girlfriend and take things one step at a time.

BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY ME A HUSKY FIRST.
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Not really weird at all. There are a lot of early-20s virgins. But it's a bell curve so I'd get on that shit before things get out of hand.
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The fact that you have a car, job and apartament at mere 22 i s way more impressive than fucking some random slut.

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>I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A ROASTIE
>YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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>teleport behind her
>escape relationship
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She looks like a middle-aged dude
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She looks like she smells like piss.

What is it like to live in the United States? Seems comfy to me.
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the cities are all bastions of nigger degeneracy
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where can i get this shirt asking for a friend
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>>34959036
I'm fairly sure it's a custom print t-shirt.

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HER PUSSY

HER CHOICE
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>>34958985
What happened to her? She's turned into living trash
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>>34958985
Do you disagree?
t
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>>34958995
Most children in pedowood hardly make into adulthood okay. Her childhood was rough.. not to mention the mk ultra.

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Once you're alone with a girl, how do you seduce her?
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>>34958888
Depends on your comfort level with each other. Cuddling is always good. Light kisses on the cheek. If she's responsive go for her lips.
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>>34958888
Touch boob

also

>quints
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>>34958888
Idfk why are you asking KVs?

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I'm getting my tax returns in a couple of weeks.

I'm having trouble deciding between:

>a new phone (Note 4)
>nintendo switch
>xbone (for bluerays, netflix, and to talk to xbl friends again)

My current phone is a shattered Nokia that I've had for over 2 years that is still fully functional.
Wat do?
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>falling for the "technology becoming outdated" meme
get the xbox you newfag
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>>34958847

Fix your screen and get a Switch
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Get an inexpensive and durable phone that performs all the necessary phone-like functions you need.

Put away a cash buffer as an emergency reserve. Then open up a Roth IRA and make deposit the rest.

Hey /r9k/ my oneitis messaged me "Hey" on ig after I added her back. We used to be a pair up until a little over a year ago.
Any advice on how to not fuck this up?
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>>34958805
Be positive and clear your head
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Presume you're going to fuck it up and you probably won't.
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>>34958818
>clear your head
I'm a butt boy man anything an autismo can digest?

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hello fellow neets, robots and wizards!

are you interested in watching movies, anime or youtube together?
you are invited to join the public stream, vote on what to watch,
promote your own stream, or just lurk, whichever you want.
join us, so we can all feel less alone out there.

rules: no girls, no normies.

discord: https://discord.gg/h58zE
public stream: https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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we're watching pineapple express right now, join for dude weed lmao
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join for shitty hospitals
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cumandjoinuswelonlyyafaggets

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Do you use discord anons?

How do you stop feeling like an outsider
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>>34958601
post your discord op maybe we can be friends!!!!!!

i feel like an outsider too
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>>34958624
Not him but I also feel like an outsider.
Gray#0952
If you'd like to talk you can add me.
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>>34958601
Join a fresh new discord and become a regular so you can make others feel like outsiders later on. That or be the regular until other people join and eventually overtake you.

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What is worse.

Being ugly since birth until you die.

Or being handsome/cute as a kid and then become ugly when you reach your mid 20's(or before) until you die.
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>>34958577
Doesn't the latter work that way for everyone.
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being ugly since birth

because you will never ever feel cute
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>>34958577
I can only tell you what it's like to be a handsome child, a handsome teenager, a hot man and a fit daddy. Pretty fucking awesome.

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I want to pay 1 or 2 girls to have pictures taken with me. In these pictures it should look like we're having casual fun, at a party/club, in an apartment, whatever. It should be clear that these girls are into me, but not too obnoxious that it looks fake like the attached pic. I will then post these pictures on instagram. Not too often, and of course with lower value pictures in between, as to make it look more natural. I have quite a lot of girls from uni following me on instagram. My value will increase this way, and it will help me getting real girls in real life. The only thing I need is the girls. I have the money to pay them, and I can't imagine there are no girls who are willing to do this for money, but I have no idea how to find them.
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>>34958529
It's easier to ask your girl friends to take a pic like this with you for fun. Offering money for it will just make you look ridiculous and a complete tryhard. Also people generally look at these pics as funny party photos, noone will really think that those girls are in mad love with you, just sayin.
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>>34958529
How much are you gonna pay, and for how long?
Where do you live?
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>>34958598
It doesn't matter what the girls who I'm paying think of me, they're just a means to an end. Also the picture I attached is a very bad example, it has to look more natural, but I could only find this one on google.

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>at a party
>everyone dancing to normie pop/rap songs
>decide to put on some real dance music
>grab the aux cord and put on Aphex Twin
>no one dances and people start leaving the dance area

I just can't anymore.
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>Aphex twin
>???
>Look it up

What the fuck is this shit anon?
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>>34958513
yeah how can those normies not appreciate the genius that is aphex twin
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-9UvrLyj3k
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>>34958513
>when they arent intelligent enough for IDM

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Any fembots here? Suck my dick and don't you spit
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>>34958357
Why can't they spit?
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>always spit in his face
>he has to put up with it or I deny him access to my pussy
Feels good to be a woman. I always laugh whenever men think they're actually in charge of anything.
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>>34958476
If you ever spit in my face you'd wake up with 2 black eyes and a broken nose.

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>tested my IQ when I was 18
>135
>tested my IQ just now
>115
Who else /gettingdumbhere/?
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>Still think IQ matters

Shiggy diggy
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>falling for the iq meme
You can make 5 different iq tests on the same day and you are going to get 5 different iq values.
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>>34958328
My IQ was 148 when I was 16. I wouldn't want to test it nowadays I'm sure it's gone down.

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How do i stop panicking about going to the barber?
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>>34958252
cut yer own hair
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>>34958266
No im going today in about an hour, how do i calm down i have a rough idea what to ask for i jsut dislike going in there.
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Dont do it anon. I wen't today and decided to have a bit cutoff and I look like shit now. It's much better to cut your own hair because if it ends up fucked up at least it didn't cost you anything.

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