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>>35001700

You made me laugh :^)

Thanks friend

>>35001700

>thought I was 5'11
>measure myself
>5'9
>new guy starts at work tonight
>we're the same height
>grill - "wow chad how tall are you?"
>"6'1"

?????????????

Uh, is there a point to this thread?

pretending. because atleast if you pretend you get the perks.

just fake confidence

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>pretending to be a normie when pretending to be a robot is starting to be popular amongst normies
just wait.. they will come tu us in stead

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>>35001718
>Universal Basic Income turns everyone into robot NEETs

>>35001609
It's the same thing with R9K girls like agatha and emily too desu. None of the R9K waifus are below average in looks at all

>>35001660
what about that one whore who looks like a 12 year old boy.

>>35001609
>There's this weird trend with women where they think they're attracted to men who are shy.
confirmation bias my friend. Up here in the north west the trend is outspoken and confidant, they want a manly man, but mid east where my brother is they seek reserved and sentimental.
>I say "think" because they're not actually attracted to men who are shy
in fairness a truly shy person would shoulder most of the work on the female and most aren't keen running the relationship like that.
As for what might be causing the trend in your area it could be that shy can equate to not being a blowhard which say you live in Boston I'm sure girls there would see a guy not going alpha male ego stroking try hard 24/7 as "shy"

Gross

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>>35001472

IF you aren't memeing, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the, uh, beholder.

>>35001472
so you just like a different kind of chad
fucking roastie

>>35001411
I haven't seen you on here in a few weeks. Where have you been or have I just missed your threads?

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>>35001491
I've been posting, but not under Shuten or Eto. If the OP's image is called [any number].jpg and is of a lewd anime girl, then that's probably me posting.

>>35001572
Oh guess I just missed your threads then. I remember seeing a lot of threads with eto in them for awhile and then they stopped all of a sudden.

Don't.

You're only here for affirmation anyways, but don't. It would be a waste of money to you

>>35001370
what the fuck are you selling anon?
is it pretty stable

>>35001370
where do you live and what are you selling? also, how many hours a week are you working, how old are you, and how long have you had the job?

the fuck?

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>>35001232
>/r9k/ - ~4, 000 hours
>/co/ - ~2, 000 hours
>/ic/ - ~800 hours
>/wg/ - ~300 hours

Kill me famalamadingdong.

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>>>/pol/ - ~5,000 hours
>>>/r9k/ - ~3,000 hours
>>>/b/ - ~6,000 hours (I don't go on anymore and haven't for a while)
>>>/s4s/ - ~800 hours
>>>/fit/ - ~1,000 hours
>>>/out/ - ~800 hours
>>>/k/ - ~600 hours

>>35001232
>/r9k/ - 5000
>/b/ - 3000
>/a/ - 20
>/gif/ - 12
>/d/ - 20
>/pol/ - 4
>/wsg/ - 4
>/v/ - 2
>/vg/ - 1
>/lgbt/ - 4
>/s4s/ - 1
Assuming this is actually time browsing not just on the site and each board.

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>doing 16/8 intermittent fasting
>those last 2-3 hours of the fast

The urge never goes away anon, that's the problem. But, the food does taste better the longer you wait to give in.

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>>35001207
>5'11", 138 pounds
>constantly thinking about food, have to exert all of my effort to not gorge myself every day
Feels bad man, I just want to eat forever

Depends on the kind of relationship you want.

>>35001071
Do you want a bitch to bend to your will?
Do you want love?
Do you want to settle?

Settling is OK, practical even in some cases.

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>>35001071
>>35001100
no no, i dont want a relationship, i just want the to know the details on how relationships work, best ways to keep one, how things progress, etc etc

>>35001050
>eating pussy at all
GROSS

>mount and do me

>>35001050
Requesting gif of chrissy master pussy licking movements

Hello CNN, NBC, etc.

Don't go to Helgen tomorrow

Rey come back to WWE

Cruiserweights need you

>>35001020
you're not cucked
you're pathetic and undeserving of love
just like me
accept it and move on

>>35001020
That sucks anon. From my experience long distance relationships never work. They are only good for feeling wanted for a few months before being herartbroken when she moves on.

>>35001053
that was unkind are cruel. just because anon wasn't particularly masculine this time doesn't mean he is unlovable. he thought he could trust this person with his greater insecurities. you are only making things worse for him

>>35000999
This is true anon, one day you will become a vagina too

also checked

>>35000000
speaking of checked

>>35000999
It's only "beautiful" because we're programmed to think that

>>35000770
is it lain themed?

Discord is bad and you should feel bad

>>35000896
No, it's robot themed.

>>35000910
negativity is bad!

YOU want to experience ahegao? It's not some kind of fucking mystical experience, It's literally just your orgasm face.

>>35000648
>is it possible through masturbation?
Yes just make a weird ass pleasure face as you come and have webcam on if you want to see it so fucking much.

>>35000648
I thought being uncut was suppose to make sex, blow jobs, and jerking off better? Why did you list it as a negative?