hey robots, can you teach me the science of relationships?

Depends on the kind of relationship you want.

>>35001071
Do you want a bitch to bend to your will?
Do you want love?
Do you want to settle?

Settling is OK, practical even in some cases.

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>>35001071
>>35001100
no no, i dont want a relationship, i just want the to know the details on how relationships work, best ways to keep one, how things progress, etc etc

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>>35001100
I want someone who loves me, cares for me, needs me and believes in me.
And who will put up with my depression at times when it gets too hard to control.
(in return getting my undying love and dedication)

>>35001144
Physical attraction being key. From there, can you sustain a long enough conversation over a long enough period? Then, once the guards are down and gloves are off, can you survive the need to abandon that shit.

>>35001153
Love isn't like that. Most likely, you will fall in love with someone who fits none of those criteria. If you find it at all.

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>>35001244
but about responsibilities and knowing what is mature when going through a relationship? What about marriage, when is that a good idea?

>>35001051
call your girl "sweetheart" and "dear"

>>35001328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

>>35001371
i didnt hear one bit of that piano

>>35001461
It was a shit version, wasn't it?

>>35001272
>love isn't like that
I mean, it's like that for me and my gf. Rare, but possible.