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1. tell the most cute and beautiful thing about your mom
2. dirtiest thing you wanna do with your mommy
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>>35021520
1. Fuck you
2. Off yourself
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>>35021541
not cool
calm down hothead
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Sauce me on that image op
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>Thanks for taking me to this restaurant, anon!
>You'll have to leave though or else Chad will think I'm with you.
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*do a 180 and walk away*
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That will be $8.50 pal
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>>35021410
No problem thanks for paying for my dinner and gas money to take you.
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>See a female of high genetic quality
>Develop the Urge to impregnate her
>Remember i'm a male of very low genetic quality
>Cope by downing myself in memes
What did god mean by this?
I bet she's gulping down chad thundercocks semen as we speak.
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>>35021353
>waaaaaaaah i can't fuck stacy
your life is so hard :(
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God had a higher purpose for you, Anon. He didn't just want you to be fucking girls left right and centre like some normie. He has big plans for you.
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>>35021389
Where in my post did i say my life was hard retard?
You need to sharpen up on your reading comprehension skills roastie
Probably has something to do with the gallons of chad cum you swallow on a daily basis, studies show that semen can actually affect your mind.
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SJW or Stacey gf?
>Physics lab
>SJW lab partner, I can tell from the blue hair and oversized glasses
>solid 7/10, if she didn't have the fucking hair and piercings
>has weeb and nerdy interests
>also supports libfag causes
>Parenting class (it's an elective)
>Raising a fake babby for a week with a Stacey
>8/10. Blonde hair blue eyes slightly tan. You know the type.
>interests include watching shitty shows like The Bachelor
>had an instagram post of a MAGA hat
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>>35021330
Refused huh?
Havent heard of that band in ages
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>>35021330
>implying either one would let you be their bf
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>>35021487
As "Chad" of me as it sounds, I have been flirting with the SJW at the beginning of the semester. I viewed her as below me, so I didn't care what she thought of me. I regularly make fun of her in lab and mock her libfag beliefs, although I do it in a way where she thinks I have the same views as she does. She sends snaps me regularly about random things outside of lab and uses emojis.
I got partnered up with the Stacey in the parenting class. I thought she was a dumb cunt so I treated her like a child. To my surprise it fucking works. I make fun of her all the time, although I really push the envelope of what I can get away with. I've bordered on calling her fat, but she always does this fake "shocked" gasp and tells me to stop.
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Rare /r9k/ girl nudes thread.
This roast beef hasn't been posted in 2 years so I am opening the vault for it to continue existing for years to come.
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We need more of these kinds of threads.
These whores only exist on this board to serve us sexually and they don't give up enough of the goods.
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Ariel nudes aren't really rare but I have been missing the pic of her shaved pussy for quite a while if anyone cares to contribute.
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Better unload all these roasts. Wouldn't want them to be lost to the halls of time like so many other femanon nudes.
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uh oh im doing another liquify thread
http://anymaking.com/fun-liquify-photo-maker-effects
upload your face or someone's face and mix it around
show me some funny stuff
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>>35021249
dumping some i just worked on
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>>35021286
frigorigno
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>>35021311
dumpington
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I can't stop watching...
It's mesmerizing...
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kek
Reminds me of that scene from requiem to a dream
ASS TO ASS!
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>>35021248
>Its gif
Notsure what I expected seuoudly.
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>>35021248
>le newfag western art
fuck off nigger
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moving back in with abusive father, the fuck do i do to convince mom its stupid idea 2017-02-21 03:14:07 Post No.35021217
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>be me, 15, faggot father becomes addicted to mental health medication, starts abusing mother and berating her more than he ever did. before this, he was a distant silent faggot that just worked and laid in bed while mom did house work, and occasionally got in big fights with her, but now its an all out screaming match with a grown ass man who acts like a child and this stresses me out and makes me have a mental breakdown
>he leaves, and we move into my grandparents house. now, im 18, my mom is an emt, and my dad got off pills when he moved in with his parents after he left, and he has had 3 jobs since then and has quit/been fired from them, and he is jobless atm looking for a job
>my mother, in some stupid fucking stroke of genius, decides now is the time to get her tax return and move us out into a house on our own. my grandparents dont know about my father, and they will surely disown her when they find out
>went to dinner with father this christmas, it was awkward as fuck, and he was weird and back to his old retarded ass self before drugs, but i dont trust him, and i fucking hate him still
>so my mother wants to take me, my sister(13), and my brother(25 with no job and no education who plays xbox all day), and a retarded asshole father who got addicted to drugs and abused us all, who also has no job, and move us into a 3 bedroom house.
>i would also get stuck sharing a room with this lardass 25 year old jerkdick who plays xbox all night long and is loud as fuck and makes it hard to focus. i am starting comp sci in about 3 months and cant fucking deal with this hit
>why, fucking why is my mom so retarded!?
>she has no fallback plan if my dad leaves, ive told her he has no job and this is a stupid idea and to just wait, but she wont fucking listen and says she hates living here, and its not even that bad here
fucking WHY!? WHY ARE WOMEN SO FUCKING STUPID R9K!? WHY DONT THEY JUST FUCKING USE THEIR BRAIN? WHY DONT THEY THINK? WHY IS MY MOM SO DUMB!? REE-
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>>35021217
Explain the comp sci situation. make it clear that there will be no Xboxing.
Alternatively, GET A FUCKING JOB, PUT OFF UNI, AND WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE SECURE BEFORE YOU START UNI.
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>>35021217
Didn't want to quote that thread whoopsie.
Anyways, what the fuck do I do /r9k/? I don't know how the fuck to go about this.
Should I just keep living with my grandparents? I like my grandparents they're chill and the most functional parental figures I've ever had. It's a nice neighborhood here too. If they leave too, my brother goes with them, and I get to have the den to myself at last and have peace, like I've wanted for 3 fucking years. I'll also get to study my comp sci and do programming shit in peace too.
But, I'd have to get a job and pay rent part time, and I don't know how to do this shit on my own. Plus, my mom would not be able to fucking set up doc appointments and do my insurance and shit either. I'd be emancipated. Fucking scared as shit. My life is coming to the point where I have to make big decisions now.
The fuck should I do? Should I give my dad a chance and leave this fucking house or stay and get a job and go to college at the same time and get emancipated? If I go with them, I at least won't need a job and can focus on school( kind of.)
fuck im scared
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>>35021279
I already have the grant.
I can't make her FUCKING LISTEN! And my brother is a fucking borderline psychotic scary fuck when he's angry. He's a narcissistic little twat. The one time I told him he was a bit too loud, he fucking sat there and argued with me for 3 fucking hours. All because I fucking asked him to stfu.
Also he smokes weed all night too.
There's no way in hell he'd respect my wishes and shut his fucking mouth. I have to rape my ears with ear plugs to get fucking sleep. My fucking ears are raw and shit and noise still bleeds through them. it hurts like fuck.
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Are you willing to give up loli and other degenerative fetishes to have a girlfriend and a vibrant social life?
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No dumbass, I can't get a gf
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>>35021130
Thats not how it works and you know it.
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>>35021130
i refuse to give up on the league of legends initiative in order to have a nagging shit producer and annoying normies pestering me every 15 minutes with pictures accompanied by text, telling what they're doing, as if i give a damn
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Women are physically and intellectually inferior to men
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then why am I weak and stupid?
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>>35021136
>then why am I weak and stupid?
you are a woman?
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I like women more than men because 1. they never bullied me growing up and 2. my mommy loves me.
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who /cool/ here?
I'm really cool
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>>35021084
You can't fool me. I see the bulge, bro.
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>>35021084
you cool you no timestamp
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Cool as fuck. All the squares are jealous and I'm like, "God, it's the 21st century, get with the times". Being so hip can be hard sometimes, you dig?
How to stop being fat after being fat your entire life. I'm 26,27 in a few months and never been skinny. How to change?
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>>35021033
Start off with eating fewer calories. After a while of that, introduce some exercise in. Start off slow and build your way up.
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>>35021033
Stop eating crap, and eat less.
Work out to feel better and look fit.
Green text you what you eat in an average day OP.
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Literally just eat less and do HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) on an incline treadmill, in the pool or on an exercise bike. If you're fat then don't go running or you could ruin your knees.
It's that simple. There are resources everywhere, dude. Just look up HIIT fat loss programs.
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Some of you seem confused about what qualifies you as a robot, so here is a friendly reminder that if any of the following apply to you
>have ever had a female friend
>had sex
>believe in any religion
>enjoy friendly banter or small talk
>held hands with or kissed a girl
>have an active social life
>graduated from college
>have a well paying steady job
>are self sufficient and don't depend on your parents
>are a girl
>are motivated and ambitious
>trust the government and believe in the political system
>think women are people
then you are a normie and you should leave this board and never come back.
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Bump so more Norman invaders see
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>>35021021
Also add
>feel connected to life and not like you're just watching a movie
Dissociation is one of the biggest aspects of robothood
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>>35021021
>held hands with or kissed a girl
>makes me a normie
okay mr wizard man
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Really don't know what to do, bots. My depression has been steadily getting worse and worse, from the point of happiness just being fairly rare to a complete lack of motivation and borderline suicidal thoughts.
Nothing makes me happy anymore, nor is anything fun for more than 30 minutes to a few hours at max to me, so I don't even have anything to look forward to, I just wake up and fucking go through the motions at uni, go home, watch some Youtube videos, have a panic attack or two usually, and go to sleep. How the fuck do I fix this? I don't want to live like this, without being able to have a reason to wake up every morning.
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Someone answer this guy because it's the same for me
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>>35021012
Bump
Come on this is /r9k/ I know there has to be others like this
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I don't think there's much you can do, I'm also completely apathetic towards this "life" that everyone around me just happily toils away in
This would be nice to feel.
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Go to a gay bar then.
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>>35020871
He's a big guyhe's a big guy
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>>35020889
>>35020905
Sorry, female required. Faggots burn in hell.