Some of you seem confused about what qualifies you as a robot,

Bump so more Norman invaders see

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>>35021021
Also add

>feel connected to life and not like you're just watching a movie

Dissociation is one of the biggest aspects of robothood

>>35021021
>held hands with or kissed a girl
>makes me a normie
okay mr wizard man

>>35021021
>>35021285

Boy, do i have a place JUST for you
>>>wizchan

Bye now, dont let the door hit you in the face on your way back.

>>35021514
>held hands with or kissed a girl
>makes me a normie

Yes it literally does you fucking retard

>>35021708
This is our board, not yours, Chad.

>>35021763
>Yes it literally does you fucking retard
Oh boy, I kissed a girl at age 9. I guess I'm just normie mcnormiesson and everything is sunshine and roses

>>35021763
>This is our board, not yours, Chad.
No actually sweetheart, this is the ROBOT board.
You are a VIRGIN (and a salty one at that). There is a board for (YOU), entire website matter of fact.

Now go there and never ever come back unless you are ready to act like adult about MUH VIRGINITY. Nobody gives a shit you never used your dick as a man should so bye now.

>"friendly reminder"
>here's this brand new list of shit I just made up

:^)

>have ever had a female friend
never
>had sex
once, from a hooker
>believe in any religion
nope
>enjoy friendly banter or small talk
not at all
>held hands with or kissed a girl
no
>have an active social life
no
>graduated from college
no
>have a well paying steady job
no
>are self sufficient and don't depend on your parents
no
>are a girl
no
>are motivated and ambitious
no
>trust the government and believe in the political system
no
>think women are people

but most of you lonely virgins will end up making friends or having sex. i will almost certainly never have sex again or have a friend. you still long for society, you aren't even a robot you are all just unhappy people. if you want friends or sex there is obviously some vital part of you that wasnt smothered. you children in longing are the real imposters. get the fuck off my board.

i held hands once in high school and have a female friend i see like once a year. that is it, but...

i
guess i'm out of here lads. if the true robots prefer the company of interracial cuck posters, gay posters, furries, anime freaks to the shared misery of a failed normie... very well.

i don't know where i'll go.

i know where i can get a gun.

i guess this really is goodbye.

i'm sorry.

i'm so fucking sorry.

>>35021897
>but most of you lonely virgins will end up making friends or having sex.

is this a joke? you don't even need to be ugly in order to be rejected from society. being undesirable is branched path

>>35021021
I'm willing to bet most of you "muh tru robot" faggots are underage. Thinking that women are superior or inferior is the mark of a man obsessed with them.

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>all these normies in this thread
>actually justifying it and acting like OP is the bad guy

God damn this board is beyond saving

>>35022032

when you go decades seeing pair bonding and wild hookups happen, seeing your peers be the most promiscuous generation in history, peers who are your intellectual and/or moral inferiors even in physical appearance, when you lose full touch with all non-superficial aspects of your culture and media and family

fucking up at every step and running out of choices

buildin' up all that cortisol in your brain

it's not surprising you end up with unrealistic views on that massive chunk of humanity that you simply do not exist to

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>>35021021
>>have ever had a female friend
Yes

>>had sex
No

>>believe in any religion
No idea desu but mostly no

>>enjoy friendly banter or small talk
No

>>held hands with or kissed a girl
One kissed me in the cheek only once

>>have an active social life
No

>>graduated from college
Yes

>>have a well paying steady job
No

>>are self sufficient and don't depend on your parents
No

>>are a girl
No

>>are motivated and ambitious
No

>>trust the government and believe in the political system
No

>>think women are people
No

Damn. But I feel so at home here. Pls let me be a honorary robot.

Pls

>>35022156
>seeing your peers be the most promiscuous generation in history

Our generation is having less sex than previous generations.

But otherwise you're right.