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Iktf all too well

What I'm doing is just opting out of the bullshit that is modern life

I'm going to be a farmer

>>35041381

Pick a job that requires a specialized skill that doesn't take overly long to learn and doesn't require certification (i.e. not rocket scientist, doctor, civil engineer) and interests you AND pays at many levels of skill (i.e. don't be a writer or an artist or a musician cause only really really really skilled writers artists and musicians make money).

Find people who know that skill and ask them to teach you. Search for them online. They should own a small business, work on their own, be semi-retired, or do consulting. Email them and try not to be an autistic faggot.

Being a little bit of an autistic faggot is alright cause they will feel a little sorry for you.

Look up associates degrees in your local community college, especially for medical stuff. Many of them have internships as part of the training program so it's literally required for you to network to pass.

Clean for 6 years from a pack a day (12-15 Chicago bags/foils of dope) addiction. Fuck this thread. Enjoy your depressing existence you junkie.

>>35041442

Criticise me all you want, but your were still far more of a horrendous junkie than I'll ever allow myself to be.

You're just envious that you don't have the self-control to dabble anymore, because of your addictive physiology.

Sucks to be you, bro.

Just because you'll be back on the wagon after one fix, doesn't mean the rest of us can't indulge in moderation. Thanks for the bump senpai.

>>35041501
hehe

orgin

Hell no, I wanna fuck pic related. Who is she?

I want to be a girl so bad that I think about killing myself every day to escape the pain.

You know what else bothers me though? Stupid fucking trap bait threads that won't fuck off.

>>35040579
nope.
I'd miss my penis.

There's nothing subtle about that. Any girl would realise right away what you're doing. Your lack of awareness makes me think you're a normie.

>>35040199
>trying desperately to get revenge for all the years he was bullied as a child
>doesn't think he'll get laughed at and called a creep

once a loser always a loser, beta cuck

>>35040199
I think throwing concentrated H2SO4 on her face is a pretty sure way.

>>35040125
Because modern "Christianity" is unbelievably bastardized and watered down.

>>35040125
>Tend to be more traditional and antifeminist
Absolutely disgusting. Stop falling for /pol/ memes.

Last church I was a member of had no women my age.

>>35039575
Pretty much is me and a few fellow robros have been pilling bots for months about traps and HRT

>>35039575
Can I join if I get P on some days and J on others?
Also what's up with the broken english on that pic

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>>35039575
Feels bad man. I'm diagnosed aspie & I suspect schizophrenic, and have a hard time accomplishing anything. Maybe someday....
>in the meantime, read >pic related

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oh no
bird end up okay r-rgiht

>>35039300

Are you going to fake your way into the jobs or are you just filling time?

I'm <25 with worthless qualifications and NEETdom, but that just means I have to get different qualifications.

Til then just get a job teaching English to immigrants.

Its a long haul, but if you take it one step at a time and don't give a fuck about what other people think you can get what you want from this life eventually.

>tfw just want a mature gf to take care of me but have to get successful first or else even older women would never be interested.

>>35040034
woops * > 25 *

>>35038975
Well save up the money you don't spend on a girlfriend and buy a hooker every once in awhile is not bad of a backup plan.

Im already there

I just fuck whores no interest in relationships

why would i live in sorrow over not having a gf i have my hand

>4chan tag
no thanks

>>35037842
why did you feel the need to tell me, its not FUCKING NORMAL KEKEKEKEK, heres a you

These tags are dead. No hot babes. No cool dudes. Don't bother.

who is cat is this

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>>35037630
>Trap hate general

Now this is a thread I can get into!

start the bullying boys~

I saw two the other day. Both on the bus. And both homeless.

Is this their collective endgame? They were relatively young.

yeah, i start thinking that theres no way ill fulfill their expectations of me and that once they get to know me theyll see how boring i am

>>35037284
Couple times
it's a nice feel until I remind myself that I am narcissist and sociopath

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>>35037284
Yes. My gf always has a crush on me since I first met her 7 years ago, but I never understood why.
I'm a fat fuck, and I'm not rich or skilled in any particular Chad field.
She's thin, cute, and nice. She's been hit on by countless orbiters and Chads, but she always turned them down.

When I asked why she loves me that much, she just tells me that I'm an amazing being, and loves me for my values, convictions, thoughts, and behavior.
So I guess I'm just super fucking lucky. I'm considering to put a ring on her.

Also, we discovered we have a lot of rather unusual fetishes in common, and she gives numerous and quite divine blowjobs. No fucking gag reflex.

>>35037247
>not contributing himself
>use dank
Holy shit !! I have cancer now

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>>35037247
originalgo commitment

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who /enlightened/ here? originally so

>>35036462

Iktf

Tfw no charmingly damaged r9k gf that lives within an hour or two of me

>>35036462
live in Georgia? I mean anywhere in Georgia and I will drive to you and take you anywhere you want to go

>>35036462
New Jersey here

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>tried Lua coding again
>failed on the easiest spots like brackets
I hope in LFE will be much more flexible and advanced code-writing language without such stupid formalities

>>35029598
OP, you didn't you wait ?
Can someone make a schema of what the world is ruled told by Tsuki ?


To the anon I saw on the little Jew thread; the surpise is that we're going to have an Imageboard for /r9k/ and robots on Tsuki is website.
But its not done yet.

>>35029598

Just FYI if you don't know yet, Tsuki confirmed he will kill himself on the first of July.

My pleading with him didn't help.

>>35026425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD_R8K89Z8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_tS18cp0HQ

careful i got addicted to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTzOg6VISzc
Just blasting some synth.