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oh no
bird end up okay r-rgiht

>>35039300

Are you going to fake your way into the jobs or are you just filling time?

I'm <25 with worthless qualifications and NEETdom, but that just means I have to get different qualifications.

Til then just get a job teaching English to immigrants.

Its a long haul, but if you take it one step at a time and don't give a fuck about what other people think you can get what you want from this life eventually.

>tfw just want a mature gf to take care of me but have to get successful first or else even older women would never be interested.

>>35040034
woops * > 25 *

>>35039873
Yes, actually.

dfgdfdg

My life has finally started to work out, I still suffer from problems but I completed a BS and am doing a masters degree in an engineering field.

I don't really qualify as a neet anymore, it was a terrible experience(though I admit I am still kind of a lazy piece of shit).

I'm moving out next month to live on my own, still a neet, but family supports me cause I'm mentaly ill. I guess it will be nice for a while, i hope...

Pretty good. I've been exercising more recently and jogged for 8 min straight yesterday at a pretty good pace. Mostly have been walking and jogging for 30 minutes, switching between the two, but I hope to be able to jog at a 6-7mph pace for 30 minutes soon.

26 here. I'm working a warehouse job that I got through nepotism. Not a bad gigs but tedious as hell. I'm completely burnt out. Nothing even remotely excites me anymore. My schedule is
>wake
>work
>vidya
>fap
>sleep
>repeat.
I need to get rid of this empty feeling.

>Tfw still can't get a gf
>tfw still can't finish my PhD

I started to get psychological and psychiatric help for my crippling social anxiety.

Let's see how it goes from now.

>>35041608
Don't go to a therapist, I gave that meme a good solid chance and it was awful.

The medications work wonderful, though.

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>tfw will never be middle class
>tfw poor for eternity

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>>35039300
25 this year
Just about to get my second job now I'll be working abroad
Waiting for the visa to be issued
Doing pretty well I guess

>>35043072
G master race. B and L are good runner-ups.

my entire fucking office was sweltering, some faggot made the whole thing smell like cabbage, and someone was listening to some godawful thing that interrupted the silence with a nasal, monotone voice saying dumb shit about stock prices.

>tfw when 24 and still only making 4k/year

Fucking ending me. How am I expected to move out of my parents house making this shit money.

Well into my second year of job hunting. Had a few months stint as a research fellow, but nothing long term. But none of that is really important.

What's really worrying is how over the past, I don't know. Three, four years? I've completely gone off life. In my teens/early twenties I may have been miserable, but I knew what I wanted. Mainly a gf. Now there's nothing. I don't want a job. I don't want a relationship. I don't want to play video games. I just want to die.

Maybe it's time.

>>35043433
>4k

whoops I meant 40k.

>>35043479
Where the fuck do you live where you can't move out on 40k?

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>>35039300

>How's everyone holding up?

Not good.

I can't go anywhere in public anymore without being constantly reminded how much of a social failure I am

>>35043538
Fucking Maryland.

The original state.

>>35043632
http://www.rent.com/maryland/hagerstown-apartments/2-15889

Why not just move here? Maryland is small as fuck, I can't imagine the commute would be that bad to wherever you currently work.

>>35039300
>tfw turning 30 this year
Fuck lads

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26 kv neet here on bux

uuhhh, im surviving i guess. feels bad knowing im fucking ISTP, and like in terms of average income ISTP's average less than 16k a year, fuck this personality type

im on the 7th? day of no fap and over 2 months of vegan diet. its okay i guess, lots a bit of weight, cant complain really

honestly ive been losing my grip on reality lately, cant really tell whats real or whats not. im seriously starting to think everyone here is a fucking actual paid for robot by some company and im one of the very few people who was conned into believing this is actually a place for social isolates and the like to congregate

i have schizoid pd which apparently is related to schizophrenia, but i dont suffer any hallucinations or hear voices, but still

ive felt like there are people trying to kill me lately and its been giving me mass anxiety. like yesterday i couldnt sleep the entire day i was just on my bed having a panic attack

LOL some days i feel super depressed and suicidal, other days i feel fine and lovely. what a fucking meem

well meem'd god, eggs dee xd

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>How's everyone holding up?

>grandpa is in the hospital again
>got my license so I could go see him more often since his health is failing

>coming up to a stoplight
>it turns yellow
>I misjudge the distance @ 65MPH and skid into the middle of the intersection slamming on the brakes
>3 people are glaring at me from across the way
>panic, keep going

>trying to merge onto highway during the evening
>bunch of assholes are out, won't let me in
>have to continue to the next exit and loop around twice because nobody would let me in
>got lost
>had to call my mom to give me directions

a 30 minute drive took me almost an hour. why am I so bad at this?

>>35039300
howdy fellas

>16$/hr fulltime
however
>job gets cut in august
>40k in debt from useless degree
>had a chad youth so no gf no problem
>stuck at parents house
>trying to learn SQL
>go on escortbabylon and contemplate fucking prostitutes but just end up jerking off to avoid wasting the money

in a perfect world, i get a job making around 40k+, can move into my own spot, pay off student loans aggressively and then i dunno. I believe its possible, just gotta put the work in. When my job gets cut i might take a vacation to thailand for a lolipalooza

>>35044624
not that it helps now but the decision to go/stop for a yellow light shouldn't be a distance thing, it should be a "how fast am i going right now" thing

going 65+ means you should probably just floor it and get through that intersection unless you're like way far away from the light itself (like, much further than you'd need to be to normally be making this kind of split second decision to stay/go)

>>35044825

16 is decent money you;re making 5 more than me im not in debt tho

>>35044624
as long as you cross the line while the light is yellow you're good

>bunch of assholes are out, won't let me in
of course a beta cuck can't merge onto a highway. listen anon you force yourself in front of someone. if they hit the back of you it's 100% their fault in all cases. so the last thing they'll do is hit you. they might honk at you for merging in front of them but that just means they're fucking assholes.

losing my mind from doing nothing all day (neet 10 yrs)
lost my will to play games / watch movies / anime
just sleeping most of the day, sometimes too lazy to turn on computer and looking at chans on my phone...

shit sucks, i dont think i can pull myself out of this rut by myself

>>35044887
thank you for the tip

>>35044958
in my state, the merging vehicles yield the right-of-way to the highway cars, so if I got hit it would be my fault

>>35043072
A

but i convince her to wear a ponytail and play tennis

>>35039300
>graduated with honors
>have worhtless ba degree
>Applied for ENTRY LEVEL reporter job recently
>discovered company has history of hiring h1b's for that job
>guess it kind of makes since since it is a Korean language Christian television station.
>wasted my time writing the fucking cover letter, but at least I can include it in the monthly work search record I have to provide every month or two in order to continue collecting my unemployment insurance
>reporter, another job Americans wont do

>getting a background check to see if my arrest record was destroyed, so maybe I can teach English overseas
>Incident that led to my arrest involved both stupid violent niggers and angry stupid police.
>Luckily the officer that arrested me signed my petition for factual innocence, so it should be purged from state and national records.
>kind of floored he signed off on it since my innocence or guilt couldn't be proved. Have no idea why he signed that shit I sent him. Guess I wrote a good letter
>i researched and took care of all this shit without a lawyer, but I'm still a loser and live at home and don't have any friends.

>>35044985
i don't know what state that is, and yes those cars technically have right of way but unless your state has some real fucked up laws, 99.9% of the time if someone hits the back of your car it IS their fault even if they had the right of way. people will not hit you if you pull into a large enough gap. just put on your blinker and edge in front of them.

>>35044991
do you have debt? how is this not original. jesus

I hate being useless. My last job was a few years ago and I quit after having a panic attack and embarrassing myself. Fuck me, why can't I function like a normal person? All I want is to be able to interact with people without sperging out.

>>35045086
Sperg desensitization job trajectory:

1. Overnight stocking (10-12/hr)
2. Merchandising (16/hr)
3. Sales Rep (40k?)

4. ??

>>35044624
Because normies are assholes and drive like shit. I make sure to cut them off and drive slowly just to stick it to them sometimes.

>>35045121
>Overnight stocking
I could maybe do that. What do I tell people when they ask about my 3 year employment gap, tho?

>>35045226
the best thing would be to lie. say you were in south america for the peace corps or something. make sure to do a lot of research because they will ask about that for sure.

34 yo college drop out.

Own software consulting biz, had a shit year last year, this one looking like ~120k+ . office on wall st. Work like 15 hours a week.

also 6'4 with stacy gf and in decent shape. Just had a great weekend skiing in killington with friends.

>>35045085
no debt. I went to CC for two years before I transferred to a public university and I lived at home. Mommy and daddy aren't totally penniless.

>tfw graduating with a comp sci degree this spring

Just starting to internalize the realization that I'll have to find a job and stick to it for more than 4 months
fugg

>>35045421
all you have to do is show up and be mildly competent. it's really not that hard.

>>35045340
please get out normalscum

>>35039300
why do normies not understand how to take video in proper aspect ratio

>>35045466
I used to be a robot. Lost virginity at 19 to my brother's ugly fat friend and secretly banged her for 2 mos. Then lived with a girl and my friend and started banging the girl, lived with her for a 2 years, was "in love" and then just drank my face off for 10 years while banging random whores from bars, going on ski trips and trying different drugs.

Met currently gf last summer, things are going well, might even marry her. Feels good.

>>35045340

>No kids

How empty and pointless.

>>35045520
>I used to be a robot. Lost virginity at 19 to my brother's ugly fat friend and secretly banged her for 2 mos. Then lived with a girl and my friend and started banging the girl, lived with her for a 2 years, was "in love" and then just drank my face off for 10 years while banging random whores from bars, going on ski trips and trying different drugs.
this is the definition of normalscum, normalscum

>>35045546
One step at a time. I'm looking to a have a large family and move out of the city. I'm one of 4 brothers so finding a girl who isn't a total materialistic skank was step one.

>>35045520
>I used to be a robot
>proceed to tell us how much of a normie you are.

>>35045443
I know, had 3 internships that went well but half way through each one I got bored and basically just "waited" it out so to speak. The thought that I'll have to commit to one job and be continually working for the rest of my life so that I could support myself haunts me... I just really like having lots of free time but I also hate myself for it since I'm just being useless and wasting my time doing nothing productive

>>35045520
Im 29 and still a virgin you asshole. You have nothing in common with me. Get out.

>>35045613
I guess I haven't ever or will be never be big enough of a loser to accurately portray myself as a robot. Not sorry.

>>35045643
Is that just due to you not trying to get laid or you're just completely petrified of pussy?

>>35044991
journalism degree?

>>35045624
>Reply to Thread No.35039300
>[Spoiler?]

Working as a whole sucks. If you don't like your job, you're not getting paid enough, and even then you'll still find it unfulfilling and wonder where are all your time and dreams went.

Find something you're decent at within the business that hires you, and become irreplaceable or get a job where you automate your entire manual batch process life and show up and get drunk at lunch. I have a few friends that went the latter route. Your income will cap out around 140 when you get old plus inflation from now but I guess it's alright.

I was tired of working for people and wanted to see how I could do making my own hours/paying my own bills / having employees. It's been an eye opening experience and now I can't really get hired by employers who want "all good soldiers" because I suck at getting in early and don't really like working on stuff that bores me.

>>35045643
also 29 and virgin, does not bother me at all tough.

Been very philosophical lately, trying to find my place in life and trying to understand how normies work. I just don't get it, why do they want children, why do they want to go in debt for some inane reason like material wealth.

Why don't normies want free time?

I live in an Eastern euro shithole so i need to wage, a family connection got me the job somehow, i don't hate the job, but i hate normies i need to work with.


Also normies at work hate me because i have a very high work etchic for some reason, i guess it's the centuries of slave genes.

The normies are taking brakes all the time and have a long lunch, so the work day that should be 8hrs max goes for 10--12 hrs everyday.

Call them out on that, say don't they understand if they just loiter around all the day and do no work the firm will go bankrupt eventually.

They just don't care and look at me like a madman for actually trying to do work while at work.

i just don't get it.

>>35045736
no, political science.

If I had to do it over again, I don't know what I'd do, but I think I'd just keep working at the grocery store I used to work at or get a basic bitch business degree.

>>35045739
That's basically my goal, I want to own my job but I know I'll need to slave away for a period of time to get me started. Ever since high school I only had summer jobs and one factory job that I had for around 2 years and all the money I ever made went to pay for tuition and bills, also managed to buy a shitty car that i'll have to replace most likely this summer or next year if it lasts that long. I guess it feels kinda good that now I'll finally be able to make some money for myself.
But then there's the whole thing where I'm a 27 year old friendless virgin and time is running out... I guess one thing at a time.

>>35039300
what type of bird is that? thanks in advance

>>35045834
Yeah, it doesnt really bother me that much. I just want normies to get out.

I'd like to be wealthy though. More freedom. I don't like living in crowded apartment building surrounded by poor idiots. I like nice things.

I'm very careful with my money. I have some. I could probably live better than I do, but it seems frivolous. I drive an old car I really like. There hasn't been much in the way of games or technology that I want to blow my money on. I own a CRT television. I don't even have the latest console. My computer is several years old.

I feel like I'm missing out on real life though. I don't want kids, but I wouldn't mind being some sort of playboy or something. Guess I should just save up for a hooker and drug binge in thailand or something.

>>35045944
A quail maybe?

>>35045944
>>35046038
is this bait? it's a turkey you fucking retards.

>>35046038
>>35045944
Nevermind, that looks nothing like a quail. It's p cute tho whatever it is.

>tfw no lil bird buddy walking around my room

Turned 25 in January. I graduated with my master's last September. I'm still unemployed though.

I ended up graduating in September rather than June last year because I continuously put off writing my thesis that I wasn't able to turn it in on time. Not only that, but over the summer I had a very good friend cut off all contact with me suddenly without ever giving me a reason.

After how horrible last year was, I just don't have the motivation to do anything anymore. I don't know what kind of job I want, so I haven't applied to any single job since graduating. I lie to my parents and tell them I'm still applying. I don't want to try dating or making new friends anymore because I'm just sick of people hurting me. My Dad at one point asked me what my ambitions are, and I told him honestly, "I don't know".

So now I spend day in and day out doing nothing but browsing the internet, and occasional playing fighting games with my one buddy who still lives in my hometown. I keep waiting for the motivation to better myself to arrive, but it's not there anymore.

>>35039300
Dude just today i looked at a job at a factory, to my fucking horror it requires 6 months experience. Now i dont know what to do im truly fucked i live in a very rural area, and the only alternative is good paying Indian ran casinos. but they wont hire me im white.

To any faggots that think native Americans are poor people you should feel sorry for. FUCK YOU i hate them and you, they wont hire whites! They literally have job listings in the newspapers and they say Indian preferred, which means they only hire people that are members of a tribe. I hope they all fucking die!!!

God damnit robots im fucking raging

>Stay up all night
>Go to work the next morning and feel like shit
>"That was awful. I'm never doing that again"
>Work tomorrow, 6:30 am
>Sitting here getting ready to stay up all night again
Why do I keep doing this to myself?

>>35039300
>25
>NEET since graduating high school
>wake up at noon or later every day
>addicted to vanilla wow private servers, cartoons/anime/movies and porn
>literally cant do anything without having youtube or music playing in the background so i dont have to be alone with my thoughts-- I bring my phone with me when i brush my teeth, shower, go to the bathroom, etc
>terrible diet, nothing but ramen and frozen pizzas
>live with divorced mom, only see my dad a couple times a year and its really awkward because he has a gf with a kid
>no social media or real life friends (duh) but youtube and twitch fills that void a lot better than actually dealing with a real person
I swear to god time is speeding up bros, I feel like I blink and a week goes by

>>35046559
Just apply.

At best, you'll get the job. At worst, you'll add to the pile of applications some normie has to go through.

>>35046635
Because you're incapable of self-improvement and you know it.

>>35046687
I did once when i was younger, never got a call, indian friend of mine got a job at the same casino instead of me.

That moment on i hated Indian tribes, and decided fuck them all, at this point im so pissed at the benefits they receive, and the free shit they get that i hate them all.

>Free car tags
>free child care services
>free food
>free hunting fishing licenses
>free money from tribes
>free houses built for them "they have waiting lists" but still wtf
>they get free reimbursement on utilities in alot of cases
>they get to open casinos whites do not, hell whites are never hired for anything
>they act better than everyone
>they white guilt, they brag, they want more

Day of the rope when?

>>35039300

Medschoolfagg

Residency application match rank list finalizes tomorrow. Eggsciting times.

Other than that, just more of the same day to day shit. It's tolerable, I guess.

>>35046865
I have known of old white couples that live on land for their entire lives like 40+ years, then the tribes claim its their land. Somehow they then start charging these people to live on land they own!

I have known people who are forced to move because of this also.

>thought things were going ok with a girl at work
>sperged out a little today
>called me out for being tard

feelsbad, going to drink the pain away

>>35046559
6 months experience is basically no experience required. If you can present as someone who's not a complete fuck up, it should be fine.

>>35045855
Try to become an analyst.

>>35039300
About to turn 30. 2 and a half years ago I thought I could straighten things up in my life, I had saved a bit of money from days of wagecucking while living with my parents and decided to finish my degree and become a functional adult.

I've already taken twice as long as I was supposed to and have burned through practically all my money. I'm still just as incapable as I was the first time I washed out though this I'll probably get that mostly useless degree.

Now I know I have absolutely no future and will have go looking for a job. I think there's a chance I'll kill myself on a bad day rather than do it.

>>35046865
Just apply and flood them with paperwork.

Yeah, I know there's lots Injuns that act like ghetto scum

>>35046865

Fuck the teepee niggers and their liberal enablers
>borders don't exist, just one race the human race
>this is sacred Indian land, it belongs to them you evil white racist!

i am 36. i live alone and basically never leave my house. a few years ago i started trying to force myself out of the house once a month to try a new thing - welding class, lectures at the local university, etc.

a while back i got the idea that maybe i should date. i just hated everything about it, and it just made me very aware of how little i know about what other people think and do with their time.

i had to put down a dog i loved, and i watched my only brother die of cancer. but attempting to date was the worse, most depressing experience of my life and i've never regretted doing something as badly as i regret that.

>>35047280
What sort of bad experiences did you have going on dates?

>>35047493

The part where you have to jump through a woman's hoops to get her to meet you then deal with her shit

>>35047515
Yeah. Was courtship always as dehumanizing as it is today? I can't stand feeling like a trained seal trying to impress someone

>>35044618
what are you on bux for?

>>35047515
>The part where you have to jump through a woman's hoops to get her to meet you then deal with her shit

What? You find someone that wants to hang out and do something you both agree is enjoyable.

It either happens or it doesn't. It's not some obstacle course.

Often just talking to someone is a great way to find out if they're crazy, not right for you, etc.

That's the freaking point.

I want to kill myself so fucking bad holy fuck life should not be this awful. What the fuck am I doing? What the fuck am I going to do?

My life is practically half-over at this point but lacking in anything worthwhile. Can't stop having existential crisis' while at the same time dealing with possible homelessness.

Might just check out, robots. You have to know when to fold em, right? For the purpose of illustration imagine a sad, wistful pepe staring off into a sunset to the left of my post. This implies the potential goodness on the horizon contrasting with the intuitively negative value of death.

>>35041220
When you make it go for heavy lifting. Like a runners high second wind but a stronger euphoria

Been sorta homeless for like 6 months now but I HAD $$$ saved up. Lost every single ID from being truck driver, getting dwi, not being able to bail myself out til I got time served, and finding company had thrown all my shit in truck away, laptops and all. Couldn't rent hotel, took a while to get IDs back but homeless kina fun for me BC it's not too bad an area- I just get drunk all the time. Found shed to live in, take showers at shelter. Fun times about over tho, getting low on money.

>>35046230

Sounds a lot like me anon. I hope I'll get a job soon though. I won't like losing all my free time, but I need to have an income.

>>35047842
I'm not even enjoying my free time anymore, I'm going insane from boredom. I get the feeling my parents are getting more annoyed I haven't found a job yet, so maybe if they cut off my NEET bucks it'll finally motivate me.

>>35039300
27 lost my digital marketing job after the first 3 month evaluation, they kept the girl I teaching seo and sem to her as she didn't know it for a position doing this shit for a digital marketing company.

I could be studying to be a enrolled nurse but I pushed back the offer to study because I thought the new job was going well.

>>35048588
>27 lost my digital marketing job after the first 3 month evaluation, they kept the girl I was teaching SEO and SEM to. As she didn't know it for a position she needed to know it for company.
>I could be studying to be a enrolled nurse but I pushed back the offer to study because I thought the new job was going well.

>>35047771
I already lift heavy I'm just working back up to what I used to be at.

32 cyborg here.
> gf is 4 months pregs.
> ex's giving me shit over visits to my daughter
> whole family sides with ex-
Still doing fine despite problems and shit but life ain't easy now.
Just holding there i guess.

>>35046682
25 and also NEET since graduation high school. I actually start training for my first job today, in about 35 minutes.

WotLK>Vanilla

26, 5-figure bank account, own business, sexy ltr gf, studying for professional certs, own place, baller car, good looks, getting fit, work whenever, lolwut? umad?

5 years ago i was a broke drug addict who masturbated to porn all day in parents' literal basement and posting on here. literally forgot about this shithole until all the news about 4chan recently. i wont be back, but i will say...

life's what you make it fagets, you give yourself excuses and then blame others. take responsibiltiy, set goals and fucking go for them.

>29
>NEET
>live with my mum
>can't drive
>Dropped out of high school & college
>no ambitions or goals
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>all the people here are either fat single mums, heroin addicted men or old people too old to leave
>no art, culture, music
>only entertainment is petty crime and drinking
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life

It doesn't get better.

>>35039300
My mother in law convinced my wife to get another investment property that she will pay half for.
>Tfw still havent paid off first home or first investment house
>Tfw wife is pregnant with our first baby
>Tfw meeting mortgage payments is going to be tight despite my new promotion because she will stop working soon
Anyone elses significant other shit with finances?

31 and back in the office after 6 weeks of working from home due to surgery recovery. I hate this job but it was more tolerable when I didn't have to come here. I need my skull caved in with rebar

Anyone else feel like trying to get your life together is pointless? I think of all the work I would have to do, and how it could ultimately amount to nothing. And even if it did amount to something, that could be taken away so easily. Get a job, lose it; meet a woman, she cheats; etc. I've dug myself into such a hole that climbing out just seems futile.

>25
>have been trying to deal with tranny feels since I was 5
>literally two decades of trying to find a way to not feel this way
>tried drugs, sex, working out, taking test, even conversion therapy
>transition is last hope, just started female hormones

Why didn't I do this when I was 13

Why did the entire world lie to me, why did I listen? I'm going to look like shit and kill myself

>>35039300
Being unqualified doesn't matter.

Just lie.

Deep secret here. Almost every job or profession can be learned in a week or two.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Waldo_Demara

Dude pretended to be a doctor and performed real surgeries just by reading the textbook beforehand.

>>35049254
I know its hard but its at least worth trying.

>>35049042
Can you tell me why you put yourself on a hamster wheel day in, day out trying to achieve these goals?
Is it material wealth? material possessions? a partner?

I just don't understand how people can wake up go to work to do something they don't like and then look forward to like 30 hours of free time on the weekend.

I'm 25 years old and i'm still trying to come to grips with the fact that I'm an intelligent ape. An ape with hearing, seeing, thinking. Why am I this?
I see people who communicate with ease, buy their food with ease, perform their job with ease, have sex with ease and it boggles my mind.

The 3-day-a-week job I've worked at for almost 3 years is still as hard as it was on my first day because I am constantly thinking about how it feels so un-natural to be me; to be human.

Also it was my 25th birthday on Monday. I have no friends. Gonna book a doctor's appointment tomorrow and get on anxiety meds.

>Working a decent job
>manage to pay my car for about a year
>Realize that getting numbers is actually retardedly easy
>Realize that girls are just as awkward as me and I can say alot of dumb shit and get away with it
>Same thing with Chads, they're legitimately into dumb shit and I can bust out facts about fine art, vidya, math,and cooking to blow their minds
>in shape

Jesus dude, 2 years ago I wouldn't believe any of this but fuck.

>>35045340
Post pic of office liar

i shudder at the fact i'm supposed to have a family a wife a car a house a job.
But i have none of that I'm a NEET without the NEETBUX
How the fuck am i supposed to compete or go anywhere when there's 20+ super over qualified faggots applying for one job and 200+ barely qualified faggots applying then above all that i'm competing against buddies sons who ask daddy for a job and get it no questions asked.
so really i guess the only option is to become homeless and die.

>>35049233

Yep. Every day.

>would have to work impossibly hard running backwards 10 years to try and catch up to where I'm "supposed" to be
>If I went to university I'd be 12,000+ in debt
>I'd have nothing to show for it except a useless qualification that wouldn't allow me to get a job any more than I do right now (none)
>I'd be in my mid 30's and worse off
>too old to get a relationship
>looking to enter the dating scene just as women are looking to leave it
>too inexperienced to handle any kind of relationship
>have no status so women wouldn't want me anyway

>the act of getting a job is hard than the actual work
>companies expect you to be the 2nd coming of jesus, speak 10 languages and have work experience from before you were born
>your life is nothing but an economic unit of production to be exploited for the benefit of someone else
>you work just to be poor
>and have to thank them for the opportunity
>women will cheat and leave you for a better man like they're trading up for a better car

>in the end you're still going to die
>nothing ever matters

Someone please kill me

t. original poster

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>>35039300
>28
>may out me into cyborg status, but recently married my recluse spergo gf of 7 years
>got a decent office job that pays better, but it's boring as shit
>none of my high school/college friends talk to me anymore
>money keeps me steady, but too much debt to start saving for a house
>car falling apart
>want kids but can't afford them
>wife and I work different schedules, so we basically get an hour of two of vidya/tv together then go to bed
>insane phobia of watching her age
>losing my own hair

I just always feel 4 years behind on everything. Having no dude friends to talk to is kind of a bummer too. I can fake enough small talk with the normies to blend in, but I can't build beyond shallow relationships.

>>35045226
If you're in the USA, night shift stock doesn't really give a fuck. Unless you're applying for some crazy union sort of deal, but I'm pretty sure all night stock unions are dead. At least on the East coast. They hire ex cons and spergs all the time for night stock.

t. former night manager

>>35045226
I got hired to an overnight job at a grocery store at 26 with no work experience at all. It's not stocking, but putting up price tags, which is also entry level; they didn't have any stock positions at the time. Your employment gap won't matter. It will be a physical labor job, though, so be prepared.

Taken the week off work to do research for Master's dissertation. Managed to finish testing a day early so just going to chill, listen to music and read manga for a couple of days now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_sjj4A_ew

>>35049407
>How the fuck am i supposed to compete or go anywhere when there's 20+ super over qualified faggots applying for one job and 200+ barely qualified faggots applying then above all that i'm competing against buddies sons who ask daddy for a job and get it no questions asked.

You're looking at the situation from an incorrect point of view. This isn't realistic that every (or even most) position you apply for will have 200 applicatnts. More like 20... and 3-5 of those will be serious about it. Typically. Just apply dude.

25 and make 13.50 an hour doing IT support in a warehouse. Still live with parents, still a virgin. I have like 20k in the bank saved, but not sure what to do with it. Only thing i pay for myself is videogames, 95% of money just goes to savings. I feel like a little kid.

>>35039300
29 here, turning 30 in August. Life is not so bad. There is a certain sense a freedom that comes when you accepted you will never be a normie. I do some part time work and spend the rest of the week being comfy.

I really better get a full time job next year though

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>>35046935
>>sperged out a little today
>>called me out for being tard

Can I get some greentext story on that?

>>35050310

finance a car, if you can keep up your savings you'll toss out maybe 200/300 a month and still have that 20k just in case you need to bail yourself out. and then you can travel across state lines if you get bored enough, I have like 4K and I'm comfortable with that. With 20K I'd just keep doing what I'm doing but maybe go to a nice restaurant or something on occasion. Maybe take a megabus (~$20) somewhere and fuck around.

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>>35047742
This is THE quintessential /r9k/ post.

>>35045520
>I used to be a robot. Lost virginity at 19 to my brother's ugly fat friend and secretly banged her for 2 mos
You have never been a robot, never. I don't really understand why you would even want to pretend you have been one since being a robot is not a good thing. You should fuck off from here.
>>Then lived with a girl and my friend and started banging the girl, lived with her for a 2 years, was "in love" and then just drank my face off for 10 years while banging random whores from bars, going on ski trips and trying different drugs.
Unironically a chad, most normies wish they were as succesful with women as you.

Feeling a bit unwell today. Have work tomorrow, don't really fancy it. Trying to get enough rest to be in decent order by then. Had intended to go to the gym tomorrow but decided against it. Ate too much too really, as a comfort. I hear there's a storm on the way. I'll cross my fingers that for the second time in living memory it's actually a UK 'storm' that prevents anything from happening, beyond getting slightly damp.

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26, dead inside. Not sure what's real or not. Just going through the motions praying to get fired everyday from my job, can't stand it anymore. What's the point, I'll never get a GF or start a family and at this point I'm not even sure I want those things anyways.

What should I do robots?

>>35043072
H as long as she stays pure and 2d, women are disgusting.
congrats anon, that sounds like an adventure.

>all these normies with gfs/wives and children
Good for you for making it, now get out.

>>35050856
What do you mean by finance a car? Buy a new car? Im literally not knowledgable about anything related to the real world.

I graduated with honors with a worthless degree just like >>35044991

That was four years ago. Mine was journalism. I didn't want to go to college so I chose the easiest subject.

Now I'm NEET. I don't even want to be apart of this current world of journalism. Not that they'd want another white guy anyway.

>>35051146
Hit the gym, devote your life to it...see what happens

>>35044991
Journalism wages are at an all-time low. It's a terrible job market unless you're incredibly social and outgoing, have an online platform / portfolio (including twitter etc) .

>>35051829

you can buy a decent used car or even a new car with 20K, but that's all 20K gone in an instant.

So by financing it, you're agreeing that you'll pay a percentage leading up to the car's value.

So if the car is $19,000 and you agree to pay it for say 6 years, you'd pay ~$263 a month for the 6 years (unless you refinance which will push your end date back, but you can lower the payments). If there's a economic crisis going on and your bank starts flipping out you can just drop the money and go about your life, or tell the bank to fuck off while they try to repossess it.

>>35039300
> hitting the 20 mark

If hs was any indicator, the next 5 years are gonna speedby real fast and cucky

>>35051829
new or used. take $10k of your money and use it for a down payment towards a $20-30k car of your choice, getting a loan through your bank or the dealer to cover the rest, which you will pay off monthly over time.

i just did the math at a local Ford dealer, you can buy a 2017 V6 Mustang with a $10,000 down payment and pay about $325 a month and have it paid off within 3 years.

>>35049189
What job desu?

Offices are fucking hell for non-normies. The gossip, the stench of food, the lack of fresh air, the bright fluorescent lighting. Absolute hell.

I turn 25 in September

am I allowed here?

>>35047545
Women have been given too many opportunities and too much freedom. They crave submission yet are no longer pressured to give into this craving and settle down young. So they spent their peak years using their good looks to get jobs, promotions, dates with Chad and then realize far too late that nobody wants a used up hag whether she's submissive or not.

>>35046635
Because your brain demands to be compensated for the nine or so hours of absolute hell you put it through during the day and therefore you stay up until 1am jerking off and eating junk food so it won't go postal and leave you shouting about the new world order on a street corner in downtown Austin.

>>35046803
Fuck off teenager / student

>>35039300
Tfw 25, live with mom in RV, no job, no money, no car.

I do have a 8/10 gf, I have no idea what she sees in me. I'm not ugly or awkward just poor and live in the boonies. So I spend my days here and not doing anything else except simple shit. Cooking, clean. I do go out occasionally and get trashed with friends tho.

Expecting 1100$ back in taxes. Just waiting for that. Probably going to going back to heroin. Need at least 3 grand for my license.

>>35052385
Market research analyst. Luckily it's a small company so I'm not usually bothered, I just miss working from home. The pay is shit though so I'm looking to get into a new and more hostile office environment soon because cash is king

>>35052592
Which city are you in? How much do you earn?

That sounds like an absolutely disgusting job and makes me glad I work in data entry.

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>>35041072
>I don't really qualify as a neet anymore,

Do you know what NEET stands for you fucking retard?

It stands for "Not in Employment, Education, or Training".

You're not a NEET because you're in college, and you were never a NEET the entire time you were getting your BS.

>tfw 27 this year and nothing has changed since I was 21.

This is how it ends bots.

Should i start donating plasma for extra cash? I hear you can make around 250 a month.

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>>35052798
>read this post
>suddenly can't remember if I'm actually 27 or going to be 27 soon for like a good 7 seconds

I'm done for lads.

>>35044991
>but I'm still a loser and live at home and don't have any friends.

Like most /pol/tards, if it can cheer you up.

>>35054255
Everyone in /pol/ is employed and making fucktons of money. It's kind of frustrating, honestly.

>>35049965
>my recluse spergo gf

where do you obtain one of those

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I did a pretty good job of hanging in there for the last several months.

Got shitfaced and cried myself to sleep last night. I think I'm triggered from turning 27 last week. Couldn't stop thinking about how i wasted my youth.

>>35049254
I hope you realize you're a 100% biological male suffering a mental condition. You don't genuinely believe you're a female consciousness that's been given the wrong body at birth, right?

26 here, unemployed, "studying", and dumping or being dumped from every fucking relationship i get into.
So, is anyone here already embracing the possibility of being single for the rest of your life?

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>26
>in and out of community college since 09
>never had a gf don't have friends
>got interview at fast food gig
>"what makes you panda material"
>didn't get the panda express job
>going no where with life

>>35054802
>>"what makes you panda material"

Jesus christ, these kind of humiliating questions should be illegal.

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>>35041478

I feel like getting my masters would be easier if I had some kind of social life/gf. It's hard existing at that level of academics without any support

>>35055214

"I will show up to this shitty job and even do it on time and in return you will pay me virtually nothing"

>>35052364
>2017 V6 Mustang

That's a spoiled high school girl's car. I don't see why you would buy a v6.

Might as well buy an frs or some shit like that.

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>>35054687

>every relationship I get in to

I think this is a pretty open and shut case of reeee.