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>>35071848
If a long term relationship, kids, and marriage are what you want what's stopping you?

>>35071870
I would explain, but I don't have three hours.

>>35071870
I don't meet the normie criteria and have less than average looks.

Dude, no one here pees in the shower because no one here takes showers.

>>35071850
Nah I like the feeling of warmth and isolation while in the shower. Also yes I pee.

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>>35071830
Last time i was in a hotel who had individual showers but collective toilets.

Guess where i peepeed

>>35071824
You should make a list of what make you want to kill yourself. It's easier,OP.

>>35071824
I got one for you

(you)

>>35071824
The waifu revolution. Another 15 years or so until eternal bliss.

>>35071771
I wouldn't know, I started browsing /b/ when I was 11.

>>35071771
Yea I cannot relate to anyone and I may be a necrophile

>>35071771
Spent all my formative teenage years here. I'd probably socialized a lot

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>tfw unironically buying a surface pro 5, scorpio and surface phone this year
>tfw spending more money on PC hardware this year than linux faggots will spend in a lifetime

>>35071807
>not stealing all this for free while having linux

Are you leggit that retarded?

>>35071678
>Sonygger
sony phones are objectively superior though

>>35071646
he* won't do it (dump her)

>>35071646
Honestly op tell it too him like it is... that what I did and it worked kind of... it made him pissed but it put him on the right track to getting himself away from that parasite... So maybe that what you should do... Ok tho up to you op

>>35071693
yeah, i did try that yesterday and it seemed to work. mostly because she'd been saying catty shit to me all day and i told her off for it

i've just got this feeling of dread for him because i've seen this shit before and it'll ruin him no questions asked

one time i walked a 5 years older girl home and she was **overall nice to me**
yeah pretty much the only time in my life when i was so physically close to a grill
and i think she did this only cuz she felt bad for me, but whatever at least i grabbed a boob

>>35071701
i was counting for a bj tho

Bought me a pair of shoes and a jacket.

I mean, they were just cheap 20 dollar walmart shoes, but it was such a nice thing to do because my other ones were literally held together with duct-tape and super glue. I nearly started crying.

My aunt bought me a really nice jacket and I won't wear it because it's too fucking nice and expensive. I don't deserve stuff like this but I can't give it back. I keep it in my room in a box with all my other sentimental articles.

>>35071615
There is

If i told you what is it, would you take it?

>>35071615
Actually there is. An autistic friend of mine was in therapy. They gave him some pills and he started to go to parties and almost even had a gf. Later he refused those pills and said that he didn't feel like himself and didn't like it.

So yeah, pills are scary.

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>>35071615
Its been here all along waiting for you anon

I'd take it right now. i already went into the woods tonight with a shotgun but was unable to pull the trigger because i was scared it would hurt a lot for a second. if i had the pill i'd swallow it right this second.

>>35071591
I would use it to murder someone.

Would swallow it right this GODDAMN second and I'm not even depressed or anything.

Because a painless death is very hard to achieve.

>>35071530
>talking to cute girl on skype call
Get the fuck out of here normie.

>>35071540
>normie

not anymore i think she just lost all respect for me like every other girl in my life

Just say the fucking name OP

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I think I found you OP

I'm in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85y-N5GJa9g

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>>35071698
hehe i'll neber tell

>>35071411
Sure sounds Iike it.

>>35071411

Sorry anon, I'm tired and I'm bad at holding conversations, bye

>>35071411

>Trying

She already did it at least 5 messages ago.

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hepls pleas

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HELPE SPONSPOOPE STRAGULING ME

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wads gion on hre

>>35071356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntWieh7YIgY

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Sounds like some good shit. Would watch.

>>35071356
>implying that Alex Jones isnt being paid by globalists to be as controlled opposition.

Sounds like a medical issue. I prescribe marijuana.

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>>35071318

walk around in your room, wash your face with some cold water, take a few deep breaths and massage your chest area. try to sit in a chair until it gets better.

if your heartache is figurative, tell us about it. what's bringing you down, anon? perhaps getting it off your chest will help you sleep