who /peeintheshower/ here? how do non shower pee'rs feel

Dude, no one here pees in the shower because no one here takes showers.

>>35071850
Nah I like the feeling of warmth and isolation while in the shower. Also yes I pee.

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>>35071830
Last time i was in a hotel who had individual showers but collective toilets.

Guess where i peepeed

>>35071901
>Also yes I pee
welcome brother

Does anybody else just piss all over themselves in the shower?

If I pinch my urethra half-closed, I can spray my face with my own piss.

>>35072053
ya took it a step too far

>>35072077
You should also take that step, Anon.

You will never go back.

>>35071830
I am unable to piss in the shower. I am unable to piss in the toilet without mechanical aid. Why do I even live.

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>>35071830
>be me
>drink some beers
>fill 4 of them up
>take a sniff
>hmmmm...
>take a deeper sniff
>let the aroma of the pee fill my lungs
>mmhhhhmmm
>decide to give it a taste
>tastes like flavourless tea
>finish the rest of bottle

If you decided to serve that to someone and add some herbs to it you honestly can't tell the difference. Try it my dudes.

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>>35071830
>tfw /poopintheshower/ to save time and water

who here /diapers/