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Holy shit I thought nofap was a meme, but I literally feel less socially anxious and more confident.
Why aren't you doing nofap yet bros?
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>>35110888
pic related
also I don't want to activate my prostate cancer too soon
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>>35110888
Because Chad doesn't have to do any of these pussy ass beta "cures". Why torture myself?
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>>35110888
Because I exercise. Same benefits, less Reddit lifehacks.
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The girl I have a crush on has a boyfriend.
What do?
Do I tell her that I like her?
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>>35110887
Unless you're chad, she is just going to laugh at you
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>>35110887
>ywn suck her nipples for hours on end while she grinds her wet pussy on your dick
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>>35110887
Have sex with her boyfriend.
Top or bottom, as long as one of you fucks the other, it's good.
And be real fucking nasty about it, just get in there.
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Got invited to my first normie party tonight by my only friend
>friend tells host I'm coming
>host tells friend that if I come she'll kick him out and all his friends
>friend tells me I can't come
How do I kill them all
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>>35110794
You will never be accepted by other until you accept yourself.
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>>35110825
literal months of trying to make myself feel better about the way I am and tons of progress have been destroyed totally by this one fucking Stacy.
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>>35110794
show up anyways but bring a gun
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Ahem...
FEMBOT!!!!!!
and now comes 300 replies
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>>35110686
hey guys its a "fembot" everyone get in here quick!
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>>35110686
WOW LIKE YOU HAVE AN AXEWOUND?
ON THE INTERNET?
WOW
BUMP
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>>35110686
pls be in London (orig)
I hit my goal weight today. Feeling entirely like pic related and managed to give myself a mild eating disorder in the process of losing the weight. cocoon mode didn't work and I should have known that from the beginning. might as well have stayed fat.
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>>35110666
Probably because you're unhappy because your life is shit and being fat was only one of many reasons your life is shit.
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>>35110666
What the fuck is cocoon mode?
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>>35110749
Literally just doing nothing all day, including eating. Kind of helps you get the food off but it's stupid and unhealthy and usually causes acute depression.
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Alright brothers, this is the current plan of attack.
In the case of a fembot thread, it shall be spammed with imagery of sex-dolls, and posts will follow up.
Females are only good for sex, and nothing else.
They are equal to a measly sex doll!
Spam guro, spam traps, spam ANYTHING.
Do NOT reply sincerely.
Do NOT orbit.
This is a board created for those that have suffered the burden of society far too long. It is a safe space for those that have been damaged beyond repair.
And the normies and roasties want to take even THIS away from us.
We shall NOT tolerate corruption.
We shall NOT allow oppression of fellow ROBOTS.
Seek out the blind, and instead of degrading them, give them sight!
Let them bask in the truth!
We shall protect every single robot at all costs.
WOMEN CAN NEVER BE BOTS, AND THEY REALIZE THIS.
They use us for their cunning tactics, stealing attention like the dirty whores they are, for this is what feeds them, gives them power.
We shall not unironically reply to female-made threads and posts.
The Earth will tremble under our shitposting barrages.
We shall make /r9k/ great again.
Our independence is coming.
Our followers can only increase from now on.
Remember brothers, once a robot, always a robot.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I say we take this to the streets - delete them from the real world so they can no longer bother us here. Who's with me?
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>>35110617
>spam traps
Do not.
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>>35110675
Gladly, brother, but first we must cleanse our homeland.
Our homeland is what gives us inspiration.
It's what keeps us happy when nothing else seems to.
We have been rejected, and we are back now.
I consider every true robot on here a brother and equal to me.
We will not stand for this.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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At a concert. Teen girls are asking me to buy them alcohol
What do? I know I won't fuck them bUT they're the only women in weeks to acknowledge me
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They're only acknowledging you because they know you're a loser who would break and buy them alcohol.
That being said, don't fucking do it.
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>>35110601
Say it's rude to ask someone to break the law when you're not going to give them anything in return.
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>>35110601
Do it OP, but next time put laxative in their drink.
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>finally confronted my shitty hallmates and told them to not be so fucking loud
General small victory thread I guess.
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I bet one (you) that you didn't say 'fucking'
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>>35110600
I think this may be a get tgread
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>>35110600
Obviously. If I was hostile they would probably be louder out of spite.
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What's up robots? Just got the goodnight text from my GF and now I'm gonna troll Tinder.
What are you pussies doing?
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>>35110487
get the fuck out scumshit
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Post more nudes
Oregano
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Looking at women like u just try it byach
How many hours a day do you browse 4chan?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412493
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>its the same every day
trash data-collectingstill voted though
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>>35110461
Breakfast Club sucked
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>>35110461
I wonder what (((they))) will use this data for....
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Well anon, tell me about yourself, what do you do? What do you and your friends do? Why'd you break up with your ex/exes?
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>>35110459
Fucking die roastie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>35110459
>Well anon, tell me about yourself, what do you do?
I shit post on an anonymous message board populated by angry, misogynistic, virgin neckbeards like myself. A board that's also becoming increasingly racist since the election.
>What do you and your friends do?
See above.
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>>35110459
>what do you do
>friends
>exes
haha yea
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*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>"Uhh, Anon I'm trying to sleep, stop taking pictures of me. You know a girls needs her beauty rest."
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That girl has testes.
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>>35110458
>sleeping girl.jpg
>has a cock
faggot
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>>35110458
Sorry girly, I just couldn't help but notice that sweet little feminine penis of yours.
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>tfw beat the demiurge
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bullshit. But do elaborate.
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>>35110298
what are you reading lad?
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M8, the Demiurge just made you think you beat it. There is no way to beat the Demiurge.
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Have you guys finally taken the trap pill?
It may be the hardest pill to swallow, but it sure as hell the most necessary and important one of them all.
Roasties just can't compete.
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>>35110266
>tfw foreskin takes stupid effort and hurts to pull back
>tfw foreskin hurts whenever I jerk off
>tfw nobody would want to look at my gross penis even if I were a trap
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>>35110421
Post pics
Hmm.
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>>35110266
god damn it dude there's already like 4 separate gay threads no need to make a 5th go be gay somewhere else
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>Gets ready to go out
>"Oh let's not drink before I get there so I don't pass out this time"
>Goes to bar
>bar is completely packed
>Really hot inside
>Completely sober
>Bartender is taking forever
>other guys notice I can't get bartender attention push me out of the way
>Friend was supposed to meet didn't even leave yet
>Just say fuck this and go home
Well how has your night been?
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>>35110255
i practiced guitar for 25 mins. now im trying to decide if i should get dressed up to get a milkshake
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>>35110255
I'm about to go buy an 8.1% 40 and drink it by myself at home if I can't figure out something else to do. Waiting on my dawg to respond to me but he's bein slow mane, shiiiiiiit
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I've been sitting at conference room in a big empty building posting on 4chan for 3 hours since I'm a shitty janitor. Living the dream as ghost person