Holy shit I thought nofap was a meme, but I literally feel less socially anxious and more confident.
Why aren't you doing nofap yet bros?
>>35110888
pic related
also I don't want to activate my prostate cancer too soon
>>35110888
Because Chad doesn't have to do any of these pussy ass beta "cures". Why torture myself?
>>35110888
Because I exercise. Same benefits, less Reddit lifehacks.
>>35110964
this is just retarded. How can anyone still fall for this meme?
I tried no fap once when i was a kid and in less than a week i realized that if i didnt fap i would cum all over my bedsheets while asleep. That's all. Just fap you morons.
>>35110888
Because I own 29 cum rags and what the fuck else am I gonna put in them?
>>35110888
Because not jerking drives me insane with distracting thoughts.
>>35111111
Why did you have this picture saved?
Also checked.
>>35110964
>Nofap for several days
>the slightest breeze gets me hard
> sitting in steam room after workout
> another naked guy in there
> Mr Happy picks this moment to "stand up straight"
> have to stay in steam room long enough for it to go back down before other naked guy thinks it was because of him
>>35111111
QUINTS win the Internet
CUM wins the INternet
>>35111111
This is my life, what a waste.
Checked.
>>35111209
I've had the similar embarrassing moment, but instead I took chance and step in with a half-chub and the room was already full, right when I was about to go for the door and leave, I've gotten a full-fledged erection, so I got into a prone position to hide it. One of the nice gentlemen asked me if I was feeling unwell to which I responded yes to justify my awkward position, he then offered his lap for me to sit on until I feel better, I really didn't want my erection to be seen and the whole disguise to be blown, so I had to sit in the lap of the very stocky yet friendly guy, luckily nobody saw what I was hiding under my my prone position. The folks were friendly enough to offer more lap seats since the guy must have gotten quite sore from having someone sitting on him. I didn't want to let their good intention to go to waste so I happily complied. But then it was too long, so right after everyone offered their turn and my erection subdued itself, I made a run for the door. Overall, it was a very surreal experience.
>>35110888
do people really believe this shit?
>all these degenerate porn addicts in denial
haha holy shit no wonder you post on /r9k/
>>35111111
>SEXts
>post about masturbation
lmao