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start it today not tommorow or the day after that or you will never achieve what you want

>>35152357
haha I love these episodes

the MC is such a lovable loser lmao

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>>35152357
>decide to not waste time and get ahead on uni work
>sit around all weekend bored and miserable
There is no winning

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You're not alone except I can't even get myself to sleep.

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post food pics to make OP hungry

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OP I made your favorite breakfast <3

>>35152286
Just fuck your mom and get it over with, oedipus

>>35152319
but im not attracted to my real mom

>>35152364
>wants a mommy gf
>doesn't want to fuck his mother
pick one and only one

agreed. so how do we get normie scum out of r9k?

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>>35152216
Haha, no I can't relate, that's like a kicked dog who keeps going back to it's neglectful owner.

I tried my hand at being normal like that and it was a waste of time.
You either win the genetic lotto or you get the grab bag of recessive beta genes and lose

>>35152216
Your energy field is weak

>>35152213
It's a meme

I've only dated white girls until recently

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WHY ARE THE LAUGHING

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY FUNNY ABOUT ASIAN MEN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM A REAL LIVING A BREATHING HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS WHY IS MY WHOLE FUCKING EXISTENCE A JOKE TO YOU

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE

fuck

original curse word

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Am I the only one who just fucking breaks the banana in half and eats both halves?

Isn't that how everyone does it? The whole point of the stalk is to pull on to make it easy to peel.

>>35152230

Am I the only one that cuts off both ends and then peels it?

>>35152188
If you're in a relationship, you don't belong here

Second, this isn't /adv/

Sage this shit

Careful, betabots
Don't fall for these succubus lies
Sage and move along

>>35152188
As long as you're trying, you're improving.
I think it is likely that if he is a quality guy he will try to hold out and help you.
And if things do fall apart, at least you learned some valuable things that you can apply to a future relationship

play enough solo q and you'll hate the game forever
used to play it when I was 15 but as I got older I realised how toxic it is and not fun but yourself
if you still enjoy solo q and think it's 'addictive' then you're probably part of the toxicity and use the game to release your stress, which is probably why its so addictive to you

>>35152118
Realize that it is gay as fuck and it's fan base is gay as fuck.

how is it addictive? its literally the same thing every time that lasts forty minutes.

/o/ /a/ occasionally /x/

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>>35152070
just /co/ really

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>>35152070
/mlp/, /aco/, /h/, and here

>>35152045
>Is there any robots here with a YouTube channel?
no
no robot would have a youtube channel

>>35152074
yea robots are too busy out socialising and fucking supermodels to be sitting at home infront of a computer messing around with technology

Yeah I have one, please no bully though. Id like to sub and support other robots on YouTube if their willing to share their channel on here

https://youtu.be/rbA6JJet96Q

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>>35151993
why, it's the only thing to do. she's too much of a gorgeous qt to not get a little bruised up and bled.

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well look who we have here

orgiogi coimmanfreyaaa!

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>ywn tie up and carry off rose to snuggle and rape dungeon<

1. Lucy
2. Luna
3. Lynn
4. Lana
5. Lola
6. Leni
7. Lori
8. Luan
9. Lisa
10. Lily

>>35151982
>>>/co/
and fucking stay there, faggot

>>35152068
How does someone enjoy Lynn?

>not stylizing the term as "boi pucci"

yuck

Keep in mind most people here have IQs in the 80s and are socialized by ero manga.

>>35151967
May I ask for the sauce ?
Iqdb and Tineye haven't found any relevant corrispondences.

>watching femdom small penis humiliation jerk off instruction porn
>the girl starts taking off her clothes and showing her ass at the camera
Look, bitch, I'm watching this shit because I want to feel humiliated, used and submissive. You shaking your ass at the camera like a cheap whore is the very opposite of dominant behavior. I'm the one that's supposed to feel like I'm being objectified by a dominant woman, so could you please rein in your whore instincts for 10 minutes and act as if you're actually dominant?

Also, stop going right into hardcore degradation as soon as the video begins. I can't fucking get into it if it's just seemingly unconnected humiliation for no reason. I'd like some kind of exposition, please. Like who are you and why are you telling me that my dick is small? I'm not asking for 15 minutes of storyline for each video, just give me something that's beyond just arbitrary insults.

And could you stop swearing so much? Swearing a lot does not make you look more dominant, it just makes you look unintelligent. Swears should be used sparingly so that they have impact. Also, now this is more of a request than a complaint, but could you do more stuff where you try to hold back laughter? Something about seeing a woman act in a seemingly kind way but at the same time really fighting back the urge to laugh at the size of my manhood really gets me going like nothing else. Thanks.

Anyway, that's what really grinds my gears about small penis humiliation jerk off instruction videos. Thanks for listening.

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>>35152451
I understand your frustration my dude

>>35152451
This isn't just small penis videos, it's every kind of niche fetish porn you find on sites like clips4sale. Very, very few women "get" the concept. Larkin Love is one of the few that does pretty well.

Also
>"""""""step""""" mother videos

Why do this? Just fucking say you're the thing. You're already doing weird fetish porn, no reason to try to clean it up by being the step mom instead of biological.

Are we gonna fuck or just fuck up commies?

>>35151885
Just sitting in my room? I don't just sit in my room like an ornament. There is high level cognitive functionality going on in that time. Einstein came up with the theory of relativity just "sitting in his room"

So no, I'm not going to join in on your tribal gatherings. I actually have important things to do just sitting in my room. The nerve

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I could never turn down that opportunity.