Please tell me I'm not the only one who peels the banana

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Am I the only one who just fucking breaks the banana in half and eats both halves?

Isn't that how everyone does it? The whole point of the stalk is to pull on to make it easy to peel.

>>35152230

Am I the only one that cuts off both ends and then peels it?

>>35152201
I used to, but I switched over to opening them from the bottom because you get fewer stringy things, and the stem acts as a convenient handle

Am I the only one that pretends the banana skin is a foreskin and play with it before deepthroating the whole banana?

>>35152201
Am I the only one who uses scissors to cut off the stem and slice down the peel to take it off?

am i the only one who slices the banana open with my teeth and eats the peele i dont like the white stuff

am i the only one who doesn't eat banananas?

>>35152201
pinching the bottom is easier

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do bananas count?

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>>35152201
Am i the only one who sucks the banana like a dick and tries to shove it up my big, faggot ass but it just gets smooshed against my cheeks?

>>35152201
Am I the only one who sticks the banana in my ass to stimulate my prostate, then squeeze it hard and act like the mush is semen spreading inside my asshole?

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>>35152201
that's not the top of the banana

>>35152590
Yes you insufferable fucking faggot trash

>>35152621
>faggot

what if I pretend it's a female (male) penis?

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>>35152674

You disgust me, scum.

>>35152674
>what if I pretend it's a female (male) penis?
then it's ok