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>you get into the "traps aren't gay" debate with your family at dinner
>get the whole "not appropriate dinner talk" crap from mum
>somehow you're in the wrong one even though they are supposedly "progressives"
I fucking hate Boomers
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>>35165720
origi post for spiderman thread
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>>35165720
Do u have severe autism?
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>spent years arguing that traps aren't gay
>turns out you WERE gay all along
Denial is a crazy thing.
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THE OFFICIAL /R9K/ VIDEO GAME IS RECRUTING 2017-02-27 08:52:39 Post No.35165655
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THE OFFICIAL /R9K/ VIDEO GAME IS RECRUTING
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can you make nice models?
can you program in unity?
do you have a nice voice or a good writer?
do you want to make something cool in your free time?
join us.
https://discord.gg/4Kgp6UV
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>>35165655
Can u post your email contact please
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bump
dont be shy, we can use your skills!
>>35165719
join our discord
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>>35165655
>work for free!
fuck off
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IN YOUR HEAAAAAAAD, IN YOUR HEAAAAAAD
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ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBAY
AYY
AYY
AYYYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHRRGGHHHH
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ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
EI
EI
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WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEAAAD
IN YOURR HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIEEE EH EH EH
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whats it like being single /r9k/?
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>>35165629
Hating having to go into stores because you might see someone cute and obsess about them for the rest of the evening.
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>>35165629
fapping 4-6 times everyday
most in one day was 13
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>>35165629
It's beautiful. It's a wonderful life.
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HELP GUYS
I know this is pathetic, but I really want attention from a particular guy. He's fat, and I know you guys think he would be easy, but he's tall, charismatic, leader of his friend group... I'm just trying to be his friend for now because I know guys don't like when the girl chases after them, but what can I say or do to maybe be alone with him and make out or something?
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>>35165542
>guys don't like when the girl chases after them
Whoever told you this is a black-hearted liar.
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saged kill yourself
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>>35165575
I think it's true. Where have you seen a couple where the girl was the aggressor in the beginning?
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What's for breakfast brobots?
>tfw no money for real soup
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>>35165514
you are going to boil the water right?
I had rice with seasame, star aniseed, pepper, kelp and bonito. Was tasty desu but i wish id had some meat.
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What's your food budget Oh Pee?
If you have 20-30 dollars to work with, you can stock up on some cheap shit to make it last for the week. You can still eat deliciously and healthy even when a poorfag
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>>35165670
this is true desu
it annoys me that people think ready meals are the cheapest way to live
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>mouths dick while having scratchy facial hair
That's nasty.
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Fucking fag (Nice dubs)
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*shaves*
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Rubbing your dick on your bfs stubble is a strange sensation and not entirely unpleasant.
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Embarrassing, cringy fast food stories
I'll start
>Go to McDonald's for breakfast
>It's 10.20 and it finishes at 10.30
>Really want a double sausage and egg MC muffin.
>are-are you still doing breakfast
>"Sure honey, just for you anyway"
>Server is hot and I start to panic and get sweaty
>u-u-uh it's ok then don't worry
>She gives me a wierd look
>I walk out
This McDonald's is just down the road from me and I have to drive an extra 15 mins now just go to the next one if I want a mcmuffin.
How the fuck did that even happen.
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You sperg. They have to keep making breakfast until 10:30. Even if you get there 10 minutes before that, they're still going to do it.
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>>35165458
That's my point anon. They were doing it. She was just being friendly and pretended she was just doing it for me, but I sperged.
It's embarrassing stories anon
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>not getting a double sausage and egg biscuit instead
How does it feel to know that average-looking and vapid women will always be considered of higher value than 90% of men?
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I fucking hate women who present themselves like this
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>>35165699
>Whoever invented a safe word in sex was a fucking pussy
Weird considering she looks like the type who would call unwanted eye contact rape
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>>35165699
>>35165414
Seeing this makes me wanna go full Unabomber because I hate modern society so much.
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>Never accomplished huge cum
Feels like boy not MAN
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Is this guy cumming from being jerked off by a tarantula? I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight
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I shot like 6 feet of cum on an adderral binge once. I masturbated for like 12 hours straight.
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>>35165353
Just do tantric masturbation over the course of a day, and don't jerk off for a week. One time I jerked off for nearly twelve hours on and off, getting right to orgasm and letting it subside.
It's frustrating for a while, and if you accidentally go to far you come and don't even get the relief, but good lord man if you get the big one, you'll remember it. I swear I shot enough to touch the ceiling and it lasted a good minute.
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This my robot food, I cook it on stovetop with olive oil and it's pure amazement. What do you guys eat most often?
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>>35165227
Solely for the fact that they're 90 cents a bag and fill me up. I usually eat a bowl of cereal when I wake up, then one of these for dinner that night.
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>>35165227
Those are amazing. I just eat it with butter, but I'm thinking sour cream might be good with them too.
I eat these pizzas a lot. They're only about $1 and one or two is a good meal.
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>>35165282
Forgot my fucking picture.
>>35165261
I get those too. They're pretty good.
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>obese NEET sister leaves her shit stained underwear on the floor again
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>>35165224
jerk off while you're licking it
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>>35165224
>obese NEET sister
is she single?
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>>35165850
yes she's single
she's also disgusting
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You know how in capitalism the rich get richer, and the poor poorer?
Well i think it is the same thing for relationships.
Charming people gets partners easily, which improves their social skills even more, and get better at relationships
The awkward miss out on those relationships and because they don't get the opportunity to develop become even more awkward.
I'd say our economic system is less capitalistic than relationships are, because atleast the former has some redistribution of wealth and charity. It's pure self-interest. When's the last time you heard a girl say: "I love how Chad makes me feel, but i'll go with Anon even though he's boring because he's a puppy starved of love and everyone deserves a chance."
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Simply put the reason that this rings true is because or system isn't socialism, rather it's welfare capitalism where money is redistributed because it cheaper to pay off the poor from rioting than suppressing riots. This goes to the global scale as well ever notice how sexual satisfaction isn't noted as being a basic human right/need? In the end that's life.
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Huh. You got an interesting idea here, anon.
What do you think could be done to change this?
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>>35166959
>What do you think could be done to change this?
Worldwide communist revolution
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irl /devilish/ thread 2017-02-27 08:13:28 Post No.35165078
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>two years ago
>be 230 pound tard
>get job at fast food place
>gain like 7 pounds
>start losing weight
>at about the 210 mark, this 8/10 (face is about 7/10, the rest of the body is 9/10) normie starts to like me
>I always liked her
>after a while, she starts becoming bitchy
>tell her that I just want to be friends
>allthispower.png
>she starts becoming super sexual
>openly groping me
>I have an iron will
>she wants me to go down on her
>I refuse despite the fact that I've masturbated to it several times
>refuse her offers just to refuse them
>eventually, she begs me to just touch her butt
>I do after a while
>she lets me touch her boob
>she touches my dick
>three months after this, I quit
>she asks if she can have sex with me
>I agree
>block her number, never talk to her again, I didn't tell her I was quitting either
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>riding the bus
>see sign warning about the danger of unattended bags
>leave bag in isle
>go to lost property the day after
>they dont have my bag
>bag is still causing a safety hazard on the bus somewhere
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>Work Pizza delivery job
>get stiffed on a card order
>they leave the tip blank
>write my own tip in
>been doing this for a year and have never been caught
>only do it to people well off
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>inb4 thread dies
>inb4 comment isnt original
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>lived sheltered life in country with father my whole life.
>had to move in with my mother to have cheaper living expenses.
>father begs me everyday to come back home so we can live together and play vidya a bunch again.
>i keep refusing the offer because i now want to help my mother.
>she gets fucked weekly by niggers i dont know and its honestly making me depressed.
>constantly fights with her when shes in her 40s and still goes to bars till 3 in the morning getting shitfaced then comes home with a guy and fucks them.
>i keep trying to talk to her about it and improve who she is as a person buy she refuses.
Right now as i type this she brought home another nignog and is playing garbage rap shit very load. im honestly on the brink of just hanging myself. im planning on moving back with my father this week to get away from this garbage.
wish i could've helped her
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Your dad sound like a bro. Go to him.
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>>35165076
Your mum is lost. Your dad will help you be happy.
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Do not go down with the sinking ship - return to your father.