>Never accomplished huge cum Feels like boy not MAN

Is this guy cumming from being jerked off by a tarantula? I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight

I shot like 6 feet of cum on an adderral binge once. I masturbated for like 12 hours straight.

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>>35165353
Just do tantric masturbation over the course of a day, and don't jerk off for a week. One time I jerked off for nearly twelve hours on and off, getting right to orgasm and letting it subside.

It's frustrating for a while, and if you accidentally go to far you come and don't even get the relief, but good lord man if you get the big one, you'll remember it. I swear I shot enough to touch the ceiling and it lasted a good minute.

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Stop ejaculating, this is the real key to unlock wizard powers

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>>35165353

whats the point of hotglueing, i think gay to watch other people jerk off on inanimate objects

you do big cums dude?

>>35165353
I think you only get cum like that by seriously prepping for it. I remember 1 time going though the pains of sitting upside down so I could blast a load in my mouth. It flowed out like lava and dripped on my chest. Since I always cum in a rag I had no idea that you don't typically blast out cum.

>>35165581
What? I shoot cum everytime.

>>35165353
>tfw all of my loads are like that
>4 or 5 solid jets and then like 3 or 4 more spurts
>my diet and health is actually really shit

Seriously, like, 33% carbs, 33% cheese, 33% booze, 1% earl gray tea.

>>35165506
this
don't waste your mana