Embarrassing, cringy fast food stories I'll start >Go

You sperg. They have to keep making breakfast until 10:30. Even if you get there 10 minutes before that, they're still going to do it.

>>35165458
That's my point anon. They were doing it. She was just being friendly and pretended she was just doing it for me, but I sperged.

It's embarrassing stories anon

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>not getting a double sausage and egg biscuit instead

>>35165490
>Why would I do that anonchen

Bumping for interested

Roboblox

REEEEEE

Theses feels are the same

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>>35165429

>at mcdonalds
>cashier is a cute girl
>start ordering
>she smiles at me and makes eye contact
>totally sperg out and forget what I was doing and where I was
>"uh... and... um... "
>sister nudges me and finishes ordering
>walk away as fast as I can
>sit as far away from the register as possible
>exit through the back door so the cashier doesn't see me

I have never been so confused in my entire life. I actually got lost in this girl's smile.

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this is my first green text story ever

>driving home blasted out of my mind
>start to get paranoid about being pulled over
>very cold out and car is freezing
>begin to shiver
>shaking uncontrollably
>pull into mcdonalds to get my shit together
>get paranoid about looking sketchy and go into drive thru
>barely able to speak properly, vision so fucked up i can barely read the menu
>still shaking beginning to panic as i'm waiting to cars to move up
>they are going to think im on crack or something
>full on having an epileptic seizure as i pull up to the window
>that will be 10.81
>hand him money struggling to keep my hand still
>desperate to get out I pull forward without realizing I didn't get my food the employees yelling at me to stop
>pull back and grab food and speed away into a parking spot
>stay in parking lot for close to an hour paranoid as fuck thinking a cop is going to come any second
>never go to that mcdonalds again

>>35167218
>Driving High out of his mind

You aren't coincidentally an American of African decent?

>>35167255
no I am a white male

>>35167218
Actually make me kek anon

>>35167264
This makes more sense

>>35165429

>go to taco bell
>driving yellow car
>nigger pokes his head out and says my car is uniquely colored, would be easy to spot in a parking lot
>have autism so just stare at him awkwardly
>want to kill him deep down inside but drive away with food

The average day of a young socially inept low-class male.

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>go to panda express
>cute girl gets my food for me
>pay
>enjoy your food
>you too

>>35165429
I thought McDonald's had all-day breakfast for this very reason. All of my poorfag friends were totally stoked.

Someone I knew once went to McDonald's and ordered a hamburger with nothing on it. When he got home he opened it up and it was just the bun.

>>35167398
I do this so often it's become a habit

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>>35166998
sister, eh?

>>35165429
>be socially awkward girly boy with long hair
>go to mcdonalds
>it's my turn, order nuggies and small chocco milkshake
>cashier lady giggles and calls me cute
>sperg out and awkwardly say "y-y-you too"
>laughs even more and asks me if I have social media
>I'm dying from embarrassment don't know what to do, so I give it to her even though I never use it
>leave establishment
>decide to check social media shit a few days later to see if she actually added me
>she did
>Close that shit without accepting, or denying the friendship, maybe she'll think I just never got it, or something, heh...
>can never go back to that mcdonalds now in fear of seeing her

>>35167773
show boipucci now

>>35167365
>not having responses ready for questions about your yellow car
>not thinking of these responses day after day in case someone says something about it

Cmon man, get it together

>>35167218
This reminds me of how much it sucked being high. I wish I could've kept the paranoia at bay and just enjoyed it like most people seem to be able to do

>>35167903
what were you high on? if weed, take some benzos first, it'll fix the paranoia problems.

>>35167986
fuck off
benzos are the worst answer to anything not very short term
try cbd rich weed if you'd like to smoke it again

>>35168000
so... a high from weed isn't something short term?

hmm

Benzos are an excellent option for treating paranoia from weed when you're new to smoking.

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>>35167986
>Taking drugs to cancel out the negatives of other drugs
Better yet just don't be a junkie faggot and stop taking drugs in the first place...?

>>35168029
weed will not ruin your life after you get high for a few weeks/months and for whatever reason stop

>>35165429
Not too cringy, but kind of embarrassing

>from Europe
>on vacation to LA to meet some online buddies
>we go to In n Out
>they tell me to get animal styled fries, it's not on the menu but I should just ask for it
>go up to the counter
>"Hello can I get this burger, plus animal shaped fries, please?"
>somehow in my re-re-translation in my head "style" turned into "shape"
>the dude in the counter just chuckled and said "Yeah dude sure thing"
>people behind me are laughing their asses off

The guy behind the counter was real nice though. I forgot a fork and he came out to the seating areas to give it to me. Saw someone else forget a fork a bit after, and they were just yelled at to come pick it up

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>>35168471
He was nice to you because he thought you were mentally retarded

>>35168214
>occasional weedsmoking
>junkie
People like you are fucking retards
t. actual junkie

>>35168226
Neither will using benzos if you're not a fucking idiot and eating 5mg of xanax each time.

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>>35169270
>Smoking weed despite getting paranoid from it
Maybe if you weren't so emotionally invested in your mirthless title as a junkie you wouldn't be so triggered just now.

>>35169432
Forgot to add below the greentext

Sounds like dependancy to me.

>go to a melee tournament with some smash homies
>go to a McDonald's on the way there
>manager is taking my order
>I order a water and some other shit I can't remember
>go to the soda machine and get Dr Pepper.
>Cunt manager tries to get my attention by yelling "SIR" at me.
>try to pretend I can't hear her
>my focus breaks and I look over and the whole restaurant is staring at me
>"THAT CUP IS FOR WATER SIR"
>slowly look down and pour half a cent worth of soda syrup down the drain and get some god damn water
>meal was ruined because of some roastie cunt
>

>>35169522
HAHA, faggot.
Stealing soda.
How much of a literal nigger can you be?

>Too cheap to pay 99cents for a large soda.
>Manager yells at me for breaking the law.
>People are staring at me because I'm a retarded nigger/edgelord.
Totally not your fault or anything. That fucking roastie.

>>35169590
Why would I pay for soda when I can just order "water."

>>35167218
>driving on drugs

I hope you get cancer

>>35169660
I don't know, maybe so the cashier won't yell at you?

Lol kek lel, lmao,

Bumping for interest famalamski

>>35169660
>broke 14 year old
>can I have a water cup
>are you going to use it for water?
>nope
>gives it to me anyway

they really dont care unless they are a useless cunt

>>35168214
Because it is still better then being sober desu, when you learn your own this website for real and life is not a meme, you really are a loser for ever even coming to r9k you have to finish teenage years you its not real yet for you, nothing is magically going to change when you get older and there is no amount of lifting that will fix it

>15 years old
>at mcdonalds in the shitty part of the city
>annoying friend goes to take a shit before we go catch the bus to go home
>he takes half a fucking hour
>miss the bus
>cant walk home because we'll probably get robbed
>go back mcdonalds
>stay there all night until the buses start again in the morning
>both friends fall asleep
>so fucking mad at this point because i cant sleep or else we'll get in trouble
>go in the bathroom and jack off
>do this 2 more times
>finally the people working there make us leave
>buses dont start for another hour
>sit at the bus stop and wait
>go home and sleep for 20 hours

>>35171695
I'm struggling to understand what you are trying to convey here. Are you high right now by any chance?

And no, being paranoid because you have a psychological (or otherwise) intolerance to certain drugs is almost never better than being sober. Try some other drugs that aren't gonna fuck with you in a negative way, there is a million of them. Shrooms, DMT, LSD, Ecstasy. Weed clearly isn't for you in your current state

>>35165473
more like embarrassing thread.

>be me
>go drive through mcdonalds
>order food
>pay for food at first window
>skip second window

autismo

>>35172006
god my fucking sides why did i lose so hard at this

this happened last week, not really embarrassing more like fucking retarded on mcdonalds part.

>3 weeks ago
>hanging with friends
>9:30pm
>want mcdonalds
>tell johnny and peyton what john phil and myles and i want, they write it down and drive johnnys car up there.
>i ask for two mcgriddles with no meat,usually comes with egg cheese and pork and dont do pork (was never allowed to eat as a child, my body never got used to it. can't eat it today because of this)
>johnny and peyton come back, distributes meals between the rest of us who were waiting for them.
>open bag
>mfw they gave me 4 buns, two for each sandwich
>grab my keys, i didnt pay 4 bucks for fucking buns. gonna go give the prick a piece of my mind

cont

>>35167398
>go to Panda Express
>look at menu
>cute girl waiting for my order
>say to her "is your shanghai angus steak made from real pandas?"
>girl stares at me like this is the 100th time she has heard this since her shift started
>let someone else go before me
>sneak out the door

>>35169671

It's fucking weed. How old are you?

>>35172093
>drive to mcdonalds, just down the street
>park
>pull on door, locked.guess they dont let ppl in after a certain time
>knock
>prick ignores me
>I knock like the feds
>ignored
>notice only 1 guy is working rn
>get in car, drive to drive thru
the following is the most frustrating shit ive heard in a while and it might be because it was so late at night or something but it made me so mad
>Hey, a few minutes ago I ordered a mcgriddle with no meat and i got 4 buns back and im wondering what the issue is

when did order?

>like 5minutes ago

what did you say you got?

>a mcgriddle with no meat

yeah. what's the problem

>well the problem is i received 4 buns, and im wondering where the rest of the actual sandwich is

well theres 3 types of mcgriddle. you ordered a mcgriddle. if you want egg and cheese you have to say egg and cheese you have to say egg and cheese mcgriddle no meat

>wat

yeah. you gotta be more specific

>never had an issue with this kind of thing before, guy who was working window looked like a college dropout anyway, but litearlly this is the only time ive ordered this and gotten what i got. at the time it was the most frustrating thing

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>>35169280
Is that how addiction works?
Die slowly.

>>35169660
"African-American" or a member of the tribe?

>>35168471
that's really funny and cute

>Be me, today , on lunch break at work
>Decide to go to shitty Mexican place close by called "taco del Mar"
>Works like a sub-par Chipotle
>qt grill behind counter making my food
>"Is that enough sauce"
>I wanted more hot sauce "y-y-yes that's fine"
>Couldn't ask for more because I didn't want her to be annoyed at me
>Get food and look for a place to sit
>Sit in seemingly random area in the back
>Group of loud autists playing/talking about Yu-Gi-Oh or some other TCG shit
>Consider walking away and finding another seat away from these faggots
>It's too late. I already put my tray down
>I can't leave because they would have noticed and I didn't want to be rude
>I'm sitting here now typing this now in utter shame and regret having been defeated twice now in the span of 30 minutes
>Have to endure this for another 30 minutes unless I want to cut my lunch break short and go back to work
>I don't
>Never coming back here again

>>35171977
It's not bad desu

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If chain cafes count as fast food then I have a story for you.
>be me 18
>on first and only date I've ever been on inb4 ree
>waiting in the queue
>decide I have to impress her by taking the initiative like a gentleman
>the wait seems like forever
>awkward silence the whole time
>by the time we get to the cashier I'm shaking like a leaf
>"hi how can I help?"
>manage to tell him my order alright
>"okay that'll be 12 pounds please"
>open my wallet
>naturally she goes to say "it's fine I'll pay for mine"
>get so panicked by her sudden proposal that all my change falls out
>slowly pick the coins up
>can feel the queue getting larger and larger behind us
>decide to just leave the remaining coins on the floor and pay by card instead
>drop my card on the floor
>drop it again
>it's really hard to pick up because it's a card on a flat surface
>finally pick it up
>she's already paid for the both of us
>at this point I'm bright red and feeling dizzy
>cashier puts a coffee on the counter
>start sniffing it and going "mmmm" because it's a cinnamon one or some shit
>some man next to me grabs the coffee
>it was his coffee
>gives me the dirtiest look
>want to fucking cry at this point
>run away with our tray of coffees
>nearly trip up the stairs and spill some of my coffee
>place the tray down and just sit there with my head on the table wanting to shoot myself and everyone in the cafe

>>35172539
Sounds bad desu

Don't worry, learn from it. Next time make sure you have cash, not coins. Have the money prepared, something like a 20 that will cover whatever the cost is. Change is too dodgy famski

>McDonald's drive thru
>order my food
>have bad hearing and for some reason I think I hear the cashier ask me if it'll be to go
>say, "y-yeah, that'll all be to go"
>she just says, "riight..." Then tells me to pull up at the first window...
>realize I'm retarded

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>>35172659
>next time
yyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>>35172539
>>start sniffing it and going "mmmm" because it's a cinnamon one or some shit
>>some man next to me grabs the coffee
>>it was his coffee
>>gives me the dirtiest look
funny but i doubt this is real

>>35167218
I once drove extremely drunk(the first time I ever got drunk) 250+ km
I don't understand how I didn't get pulled over by the cops all I remember is that I was driving

>>35172526
Update:
>Niggers are now behind me playing with a guitar

I'm leaving

>>35172188
Weed fucks up your reflexes you stupid shit.
t. medfag

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>>35171952
>Try some drugs that aren't gonna fuck with you in a negative way
>Shrooms
>DMT
>LSD

>>35172539
>start sniffing it and going "mmmm" because it's a cinnamon one or some shit
>some man next to me grabs the coffee
>it was his coffee
holy shit anon i keked

>Go to McDonalds
>As soon as I enter I trip and hit my head hard againts the floor
>Hear a couple of people laughing
>Get up and leave

>>35172816
It was definitely real, I can tell you that. But since it's a greentext I guess you have the right to disbelieve me

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>visiting grandpa with my 2 little sisters
>they convince him to go to McDonalds
>grandpa doesn't want to go in and hates drive throughs
>sisters don't want to go in either so it's up to me
>place is packed and my anxiety kicks like a shot of adrenaline
>start thinking it would be really weird if i ordered two GIRLS happy meals
>get really self conscious about it but know everybody will be mad at me if i fuck up the order and don't get the happy meals
>"hi sir what can i get for you"
>mind spins out of control
>"i um... it's... um i'll have a..."
>put hand in front of my face and pretend to read from a list
>"i uh need.. 2 medium big mac meals... and um uhh, 2 happy meals both with nuggets"
>"boys or girls?"
>"girls would be fine"
>oh god damnit why did i say it like that
>pay and wait
>my number is called and i realize i never said it was to-go
>grab the tray and bring it to the car
>"anon what are you doing with a tray"
>"it's fine just drive, grandpa"
>"what? no bring it back inside what is wrong with you"
>shamefully bring the tray back inside
>don't even enjoy my meal because i don't like big macs and was too embarrassed to just order nuggets

>>35172196
Did you get the sandwiches anon? The suspense is killing me

>>35169660
You're missing the point here anon

You have to pay for things like soda

>>35173214
No. I tried coming back the next day and the building was gone.

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>>35173108
Why did you bring the tray to the car?

>>35173960
I thought it would be funny.

>>35174056
Well you were right.

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>be me 16
>go into local coffee shop to get a coffee and sandwich, do this every saturday
>see school bully working there
>ohshitohshit
>decide to try and be confident
>decide to try and say something smug
>he takes my order
>i tell him
>then mutter 'look who's in charge now'
>he doesn't hear me
>repeat it
>what?
>i say it again
>he still says 'speak up'
>his colleague at the other side of the counter asks what I said
>'d-doesn't matter'
>walk over and eat my lunch
>he gives me a discount to make me feel extra dumb

>>35165429
>at IHOP with friends
>lol guys they have "an extra egg" on the extras section for 99c
>waitress comes up
>"I'll have an extra egg please"
>we're all giggling

I was 23

>>35174306
>School bully

Is that still a thing?

>Drive through taco bell
>fatass couple in suv in front of me
>taking abnormally long
>i start to zone out
>finally move forward
>realize my car is too far away from window
>fuck, i panic, and want to leave, but soo hungry
>drive through wagies laughing at me
>i get out and step towards window to pay and almost trip over myself
>girl giggling and says the fat couple in front of me paid for my food
>i ask why
>she says, idk maybe they felt bad for me
>i say oh, and nod like a retard
>i have conflicting feelings of being a loser, but free food
Fuck it

>>35167398
I do this on purpose.

>>35175045
It was 6 years ago but I imagine so

They just don't call them 'School Bullies anymore'

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>>35175288
Eh, bullying is pretty important.

Think as to why you were grinded on, and see if it's something you could rid yourself of.

90% of bullying is constructive criticism wrapped in carelessness.

>>35175408
>Think as to why you were grinded on, and see if it's something you could rid yourself of.

Because I had severe eczema and had very reddish skin

>>35175408
there's no excuse for bullying someone over physical attractiveness

>>35175461
Ouch,

your passive aggressive post made it seem more like an attack on your character (or lack of).

Have you considered sunscreen?

>>35167773
Dude
Add her back.

>>35175541
He didn't clarify

>>35175581

Yes I used it.

I applied a cream every morning but I live in far north England so it can get very cold, and the cold made it a lot worse. Not much really helped.

As I got older it declined and I don't notice it anymore. It was worst during Puberty and my early years.

>>35169660
Nigger detected

Oregonatti

>>35165429
>work at Steak 'n Shake drive thru
>raining loudly
>lady shows up and orders
>barely hear her
>keeps complaining about how "her car is getting wet"
>tell her to move to the front
>ask her if I got her order right
>she gets extremely mad
>like, she's throwing her hands out of her car and trying to swing at me, mad
>"THE FUCK YOU DOIN? YOU THINK JUST BECUASE IM BLACK YOU CAN RIP ME OFF? FUCK YOU BITCH"
>me:"ma'am, if the order is incorrect we can change-"
>"FUCK YOU BITCH YOU RACIST STUPID BITCH YOU LUCKY I DONT HAVE MY GUN BITCH"
>me:"i sure am. So do you want to order or..."
>"FUCK YOU. IM NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN."
>me:"alright, have a good day"

She came back later that night and trying shooting my manager in the face. Luckily she chickened out. She's in jail now.

Living in a well off town with tons of people having tons of free time and disposable income makes them fucking nuts, I'll tell ya.

>>35172093
>>35172196

I hope this guy is being ironically retarded.

>>35172816
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>double the arrows, double the fun

>>35176156
hahaha fuck, why is it always niggers, jesus