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>two years ago
>be 230 pound tard
>get job at fast food place
>gain like 7 pounds
>start losing weight
>at about the 210 mark, this 8/10 (face is about 7/10, the rest of the body is 9/10) normie starts to like me
>I always liked her
>after a while, she starts becoming bitchy
>tell her that I just want to be friends
>allthispower.png
>she starts becoming super sexual
>openly groping me
>I have an iron will
>she wants me to go down on her
>I refuse despite the fact that I've masturbated to it several times
>refuse her offers just to refuse them
>eventually, she begs me to just touch her butt
>I do after a while
>she lets me touch her boob
>she touches my dick
>three months after this, I quit
>she asks if she can have sex with me
>I agree
>block her number, never talk to her again, I didn't tell her I was quitting either
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>riding the bus
>see sign warning about the danger of unattended bags
>leave bag in isle
>go to lost property the day after
>they dont have my bag
>bag is still causing a safety hazard on the bus somewhere
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>Work Pizza delivery job
>get stiffed on a card order
>they leave the tip blank
>write my own tip in
>been doing this for a year and have never been caught
>only do it to people well off
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>inb4 thread dies
>inb4 comment isnt original
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>working register at McJob
>very cute girl approaches to order
>get a boner while shes speaking
she never stood a chance
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>have to take the label off bottles to recycle them
>dont
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>>35165924
>see dying thread
>sage it
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>in 5th class on a school trip
>poo but forget to flush
>roommates want to find out who it was
>some kid says it was another kid, who wasn't me
>everyone believed it and thought he poo'd witzout flushing
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>walking home from store
>some guy is passing out flyers about some social gathering/group
>gives me a flyer and tells me to check out their site
>tell him that I will
>go home
>never look up the site
pure evil
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>Working driving job
>Job requires me to drive around tards, grannies, and cripples
>One client is on amphetamines and is always horny as fuck
>Is 60 year old granny
>Always hitting on me
>One day asks me if I've ever had a gumjob
>Completely oblivious, ask her what that is
>She pulls out her dentures and says it's when she sucks my cock without her teeth in
>Completely derp out
>No fucking idea what the hell she's implying until like 20 minutes after I dropped her off at her sons house. Just say "Oh" and keep driving
>A week later she pulls her granny panties down and starts flicking the bean in the back seat
>Fuck it
>Turn off the meter
>Drive over to the nearby cemetary
>Get in the back
>Cum in her mouth
>Watch her kiss her Chad grandson right on the lips after she gets home.
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>use work toilet
>sign asking you to wash your hands
>dont
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>working at night shift job
>working with someone else but on separate tasks
>normie cant handle not talking to someone so keeps trying to initiate a conversation
>put in my headphones while hes talking randomly and ignore him for rest of night.
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>>35166932
this tbqh
i cant stand small talk from my coworkers
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>>35165472
What happened to make you so entitled?
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>See a sign that says "Mind the gap"
>I don't mind
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>>35167706
im a hustler
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>Rape india not legal
>I still rape
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>>35169433
HOW DID SHE SLAP
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