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>>35174160
No. It is perfectly fine in my state. Don't fall for the 18 years meme

as long as it isn't hurting anyone I don't think that it is really that big of a deal

>>35174238
B-but any girl who touches a penis before the government tells her she can will be scarred for life!

>>35174132
only if you will let me make a sexing to your v'agina

>>35174132

TITS OR GTFO bitch

And no. Go jump off a bridge

>even suicidal girls are demanding

Tried it a few times.
Felt a sharp shooting pain in my dick.

Tried it, gripped too hard. Wasn't painful, but it gave me severe erectile dysfunction that never got better.

>>35174078
Only with proper technique does it work and even then 2 inches is the MAX you can grow.

Hey OP, I went out with a qt kissless girl this saturday, it was pretty great, just hang on there.

Where are you from? Let's go for a beer.

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>>35174065
going to copypaste a post I found motivational that I have saved on a notepad file

Well anons, at 25 years old it finally happened.

>be Georgiafag (state, not country)
>khv my entire life
>bottom barrel loser in high school
>even worse in college
>decide to give up & accept misery
>find Camus and Kierkegaard
>decide to rebel against the world and improve my life as much as possible out of spite
>they don't want me? Fuck em

>stoicmode.exe
>get job
>learn to cook, go to gym
>lose tons of weight, start doing shit outside (shooting, fishing, long walks and drives to bumfuck/innawoods)
>finally play tabletop, take martial arts without giving a fuck how people see me

>meet qt at work
>ignore her since why would anything be different than before
>randomly end up exchanging bantz during a slow day at work
>it's fun, but think nothing of it
>notice the stacies hate this chick, prob because she's blue collar and curses and smokes

>one day qt comes up during my smoke break
>starts talking with me
>decide to actually engage, why not
>turns out she's really cool
>into anime, good music, actually compelling to talk to unlike 90% of people
>hang out more and more at work
>ask her out despite all my instincts telling me it'll crash and burn
>she says yes, have an awesome Saturday together

No objective to this post /bots/. Not gonna lecture or tell you to b urself . I might just be one of the lucky ones. But this board has been here for me for so long I wanted to share with you since I'm so shocked and happy.

Please just keep trying boys. I hope we all make it in the end. Don't go quiet into that good night.

>>35174055
t. shitskins posting memes bashing white people because they hate their superiors

>>35174055
but shitskins are all lactose intolerant, milk is very much a white person drink

>>35174069
t. Goy posting memes bashing Jews because they hate their superiors

my,my
i have autism
*runs off

>>35174051
Dota > LoL and my whole person revolves around that fact.

*immediately curls into fetal position and starts screeching*

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>>35173976
>rich parents
>living at home
>still miserable

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>>35174029
>rich parents
>pay for my sister and i to have our own apartment
>still miserable

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>>35174070
Ive been out-devilished...

>>35173920
Spec ops you mean? Congratulations op

>>35174034
No I mean the true chair force job. Cyber security

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>>35174280
Forgot pictureno

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>>35173907
>when a normie speaks to me

>>35173907

>Always forget to mention that bit about being attractive and different

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I once explained to an asshole normalfag who is smarter than me,but in this story he epwent full retard


>literally explain to him hes a norme
>"so? What are you an extra-normie"
>start a plan of murdering him

I was homeless after coming out to my parents as a teenager

Stayed with friends when I could, volunteered a lot at every church and kitchen I could find, found a nice old lady who rented me out a small place super cheap, got furniture donations from churches. Got hooked up with a shitty job, saved up for a car, then went to two jobs until I got my ged

Keep in mind I didn't actually know anyone when I was kicked out, I was only actually homeless living on the street for a few days. Homeless people that don't get out of it aren't even fucking trying.

>>35173883
its never that simple anon ive been wanting to do this for years but everything i do goes wrong

>>35173955
You are obviously a girl. Nothing in your post even suggests it but it's still super obvious. No one would be cared for like this if they were male. Ever.

>>35173816
no white girl would have wanted you in the first place

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Oh hey, it's the actor from the first season of Black Mirror. Nice to see his career is taking off.

>>35173906
best episode of black mirror

>>35173718
Can you not buy a gun? If you go to a gun shop and say you need it for protection I don't see why'd they turn you down.

>>35173718
Just go to Harlem or the lower east side and shout the most vile racial slurs you can at everyone you encounter. You may get raped first, but they're still going to murder you.

This reads like some honeypot shit.

You can most definitely buy a gun somewhere if your plan is to end it.

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>>35173696
I hate it that I need a job to qualify for getting a gf. I mean, it makes sense but no one seems to want to hire me

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>>35173739
Then get a decent degree, lowbrain.

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>>35173758
I would if I had money but I don't have a job

>>35173633
Why are you watching porn for the plot?

>2017
>not watching korean BJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oopsNR1_pbM

>>35173801
b o r i n g a s f u c k you cucktard read the thread

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>>35173615
Infantry soldier

King of England
I'm American :(

househusband

making original posts is tough