If you could have any job/career in life what would it be?

File: 746bf912a2eb3f452d0297cabfb7f588.jpg (21KB, 236x346px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 236x346px

>>35173615
Infantry soldier

King of England
I'm American :(

househusband

making original posts is tough

>>35173615
Police detective.

>>35173649
How the fuck is this original?
Original, ironically enough

inhaling pawg braps

>>35173615
*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPFFFFTTSSSS*

Videogame Designer

Until I learn to program or draw or get money or by some miracle people actually learn to appreciate all the writing brainstorming and concepting I do, it wont ever happen.

>>35173615
Professional athlete, preferably in a sport in a sport without a high risk of head trauma.

Failing that I'd like a Chad job with a good pension like a firefighter or a police officer.

Office jobs are for low-testosterone chumps and women. Investment banking is the career of choice for nerds who want to spend their 20s looking at spreadsheets.

File: images.duckduckgo.jpg (103KB, 900x586px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 900x586px

EOD Tech.

rapper
suits my degenerate lifestyle perfectly

im actually trying to be a rapper though

>>35173615
Angel investor, go around carefree and finance cool ideas.

>>35173723
only betas are cops; defective colors in the spectrum of light

>>35173615
fembot anus cleaner
would only use my tongue

Critically acclaimed author.

File: IMG_0353-1.jpg (141KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 720x720px

>>35173615
Paleontology/Paleoart

>>35173649
That is literally one of the easiest career goals to achieve in existence.

>>35173615
Landlord so I can keep NEETing

>>35173793
Not if you had the shit end of the stick in terms of medical complications.

File: 2016-01-23 19_32_56-Dimebag Darrell - Randall Clinic - 06-03-1993 Full Lengh video - YouTube - Opera.jpg (27KB, 507x462px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 507x462px

Rock/metal musician. I'm practicing but there's no guarantee of any success so I might as well wish for it.

Marketing for Porn Websites. I think you really could do some cool shit.

That being said I'm pretty happy with my current job.

File: image.jpg (743KB, 1544x904px) Image search: [Google]

743KB, 1544x904px

>>35173615
Subsistence farmer.

Texas ranger.

I know ill never be able to though so im going gunsmith

>>35173821
this

property is the ultimate neet income source

File: 1487862421302.png (14KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 657x527px

a lady sexxer

>>35173615
I would farm pot and magic mushrooms

>>35173615
recluse philanthropist

File: 1417217138410.png (197KB, 482x323px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 482x323px

Music producer
Tattoo artist
either that or LSD cook

>>35173913
I can't draw but either of those two would be my dream job on my resume

File: flat,1000x1000,075,f.u5.jpg (143KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1000x1000px

film director

File: 1362760908138.jpg (44KB, 480x465px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 480x465px

>>35173821
nevermind, this is the best possible answer

File: Watchmaker.jpg (81KB, 972x426px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 972x426px

This might seem like an odd choice but watchmaker. Building and fixing things has always been something I've kind of enjoyed from stuff like wood shop back in middle and high school to putting together and working on computers and building model kits. My interest in watches in a recent thing though. However I'm in my 30s and I've got fears and doubts about going back to school now.

File: Kike_c84059_1806194.jpg (90KB, 780x1014px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 780x1014px

Game dev
Streamer/let's player
Teacher (IT/languages in Japan)

>>35173615
Kissing that whooty

>>35173873
I just watched Hell and High Water and I'm right there with you.

Other than that? Tbh maybe a professional wrestler.

Make video games

Which I'm doing

File: QL8Bnjm.gif (1MB, 392x400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 392x400px

>>35173615
Landlord of hundreds of apartment complexes & hotels.

>>35173615
Botanist. U wish I would've majored that so hard in college, but I didn't think it had decent job hiring.
In hellhole accounting now.

>>35173615
Politician.

original comment is original

Weapons tech engineer, I want to help design the mechas that will eventually be used by armies around the world.

File: onward.jpg (774KB, 2272x1704px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 2272x1704px

>>35175013
>>35175211
>>35175079
Very good! Pursue your dreams, fellow anons!

>>35175303
No problem CIA.

>>35173793
this. I'm in the infantry it's not so great after a while especially at peace time.

my career goal is a 9 to 5 office job where I make decent cash with weekends off. I'm going back to school soon.

Although the best career for me would to get paid to lift weights.

I always fancied working for a funeral directors. I'm quite good at faking empathy without feeling it so it's ideal.

Always had my eye at being a early years teacher as well. I quite like the idea of being a rare male in a predominantly female environment and god only knows there is a demand for male teachers at this age.

I want to just build computer. Build computers all day and night, but there is no jobs that consist of that around my area. :(

>>35175451
Then start a company.

A kid I knew made a fortune repairing local computers by just leaving flyers places. He'd just take them home, google how to fix them, and then charge them for any components that needed replaced. Fixed or money back.

You could probably do something similar, maybe 'upgrading' peoples computers.

arms dealer. you get to travel the world and arms militias, even having a certain amount of influence in conflicts.

File: 16406777_1928225417399141_5454043450324245901_n.jpg (18KB, 360x295px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 360x295px

MLB Baseball player
Jav male porn star fucking Japanese women for a living
FBI agent

5'5 so none will happen

>>35173615
One that I enjoy that doesn't turn to liquid shit after a fee making regret the job I want something that pays well

File: Volks-Doll-volks-E2-84-A2-dolls-32888515-333-500.jpg (134KB, 333x500px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 333x500px

>>35173615

Doll-Maker. I want to make dolls, beautiful cute dolls like the ones you see at Volks and other companies. I've always had a fascination for dolls since i was a little boy.

I'm not even gay, in fact i'm a 6'3 burly man with a deep voice.

File: 74fzxnadniux.jpg (54KB, 600x560px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 600x560px

>>35173615
A film director

File: eidw_a_jessica_05.jpg (219KB, 700x1050px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 700x1050px

>>35175646

Not gonna lie. I think some of those dolls can be pretty hot.

File: dimple.png (31KB, 179x199px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 179x199px

Comic/manga artist, I'd have to become a lot better at writing and drawing though before I even consider trying to publish anything.
Authors like ONE give me hope because even though his drawings are rough as fuck he still got recognition because of how entertaining his storytelling and presentation is.

Porn actor

Specifically one who has sex with thick white women all day everyday.

>>35175549
what does being 5'5 have to do with this

>>35173615
I'd like to become an EMT or cop but I don't have enough money to go to school to become an EMT and have no idea how to become a cop.

File: 11104007_874498029262426_384984695_n.jpg (47KB, 768x960px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 768x960px

>>35173978
wtf how has this seriously never been posted before

>>35173615
Benevolent dictator of Africa

>>35176514
/r9k/ these days is just a farce, the filter strings get reset about every month or so

File: asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd.png (1MB, 928x923px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 928x923px

Anyway, I keep pictuing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And Im standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know its crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy

I've always had dreams of being a professional wrestler

>>35176639
hmm, alright haven't been here in a while

File: dont cry for me im already dead.gif (483KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

483KB, 500x375px

delta force operator.

never ever.

File: OnGuard.jpg (157KB, 1067x1600px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 1067x1600px

>>35175412
see>>35173829
And I'm also Canadian

File: Magicka wizard neet.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>35173615
Home security.
Have a tangentially related wizard.

>>35177467
>gamer's

originally original originalness

Submissive house-wife and NYT best-selling novelist.

Get to spend the day working on my stories, have dinner ready and waiting for husband/wife, sex all evening... sounds good to me.

Video Game Streamer
Police Officer
Any desk job

I don't have the personality to be a streamer, or the social capabilities to be a police officer. I'll take any easy desk job though. As long as I don't have to talk to anyone, and can just work on my work.

File: 1487261284993.png (283KB, 945x945px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 945x945px

>>35174780
Do it man. Work a part time job and use the rest of your time to go to watchmaker school

do it

i wish i was a rapper
>earn millions from telling platitudes over beats i didn't produce

Prime Minister
Ambassador

>>35173615
I want to blow a raspberry on her mound while she sits on me face.

spellcaster on the sega master system. or kenseiden. over and over and over

>>35173615
Professional Assman

Inspect asses for quality and give the best ones seals of approval

ceo of some major company

only job is to represent the company and rake in millions of shekels

Paranormal or Alien Technology Investigator for one of the three-letter agencies.

That would be TIGHT.

>>35173615
All I want is boring office job. Seriously fuck this cucked east european poor country I have the education!

Director the behind the scenes stuff in movies/tv shows have alot of the time interested me more than the programs themselves

>>35173615
Jet fighter pilot
>tfw can't pass MEPS because pychological reasons

Biologist, specifically one whos job is to just explore ecosystems and describe their structures and inhabitants. I want someone to pay me to walk around and sketch/document new types of plants and mushrooms and shit.

>>35175549
If you were black you could do the second because they seem to only have like 5 guys and most of them are fat