"Just be yourself" is the worst fucking advice ive ever gotten. Fuck anyone who says this shit
Just be yourself you fucking faggot.
>>35197923
it works if your're not ugly, all normie advice works if you're not repulsive.
>>35197923
I believe "just b urself" is topped by any utterance of the word "confidence".
What's one album, movie, TV show that reminds you of your childhood /r9k/?
Pic related always makes me nostalgic
Clueless pretty much epitomizes the 90s
you were a child after 2000 how old are you op?
This one right here tbhfam to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUT-PiEppE4
When was the last time you touched a girl?
Today I was showing a girl how to fix something and when I tried to grab a wire I accidentally touched the side of her thigh. I tried to play it off and kept talking like nothing happened but she felt so soft.
It's been over a year since this last happened. I forgot what they are like.
>>35197905
I get a hug from a cousin who likes me for some reason at every family get together, so maybe twice a year?
Beyond that though, it's probably been over 8 years. Like, anything beyond maybe taking cash from a cashier or a hug like that must have been all the way back to high school or college or something.
>>35197905
I work in a shop and I always like it when I touch a girl's hand when I'm handing out change
>>35197945
>>35197972
I always pay with a card. Maybe I should bring some cash for brief human contact with female cashiers.
>tfw only got approached by one manlet today.
Forever Alone :(
> >35197879
Sorry (You)'re not getting any
>>35197879
>I tried to talk to a girl in line at chick fila today, she stared at me and started laughing.
forever alone
>>35197919
Wow you sound like such a jerk, There they were eating their meal having fun, and suddenly they get approached (stalked) for no reason.
Calling all gay and bisexual bots.
I think I'm bisexual, I've been craving sucking cock lately and getting urges to get fucked in the ass.
So I have a few questions for you guys...
>Will dudes still wanna fuck me if I'm tall and muscular and seem like a top? Cause I'm top and bottom.
>How do you go about finding other horny feminine dudes to fuck and get fucked by? Does Grindr actually work?
>How do I efficiently shave my ass so when I'm getting fucked its not hairy?
>How do I efficiently clean the inside of my asshole?
>How can I buy cute girls clothes without anyone noticing?
>What are the chances that I'll meet a cute tranny or crossdresser? Cause if I meet one I'm wifing her(him).
>>35197871
>Will dudes still wanna fuck me if I'm tall and muscular and seem like a top? Cause I'm top and bottom.
Tell them you wanna be the bottom, nobody cares, i'm 5'6 and fuck guys in the ass.
>How do you go about finding other horny feminine dudes to fuck and get fucked by? Does Grindr actually work?
It does work, but people there are usually disgusting. Try to find someone in real life.
>How do I efficiently shave my ass so when I'm getting fucked its not hairy?
If you can't shave everything, go to a place where some hot girl does it for you(it will cost you, ofc)
>How do I efficiently clean the inside of my asshole?
Do an enema. It's disgusting though.
>How can I buy cute girls clothes without anyone noticing?
Order them online.
>What are the chances that I'll meet a cute tranny or crossdresser? Cause if I meet one I'm wifing her(him).
Pretty easy in my country(Brazil), dunno where you live, but cute trannies can be pretty pick.
27 year old gaybot
>yes. Your physique is probably a plus for a lot of people regardless of whether you wanna top or bottom.
>Grindr is a scarily efficient way of having sex with men
>Uh you have to kinda pull one buttcheek to the side and place the razor right in the middle there and shave outwards to get a hairless asshole. I stopped bothering shaving my ass a few years ago. Most guys don't care about fucking a hairy butthole. Many guys in fact prefer this to a 'feminine' shaved butt.
>If you really, really want to clean the inside of your asshole, just get a finger up there. It's not complicated.
>Not a crossdresser so sorry bruh
>Very high
>>35197974
I know a better way if you want to get rid of your hairy asshole.
Shaving is a bad idea.
>tfw can't pronounce 'th' despite being a native english speaker
Why was this fucking sound even invented?
>>35197459
put your tongue against your top front teeth and produce sound
>>35197459
Do you have lithp? Are you a homogay?
>>35197499
Against the top ones?
So far as I know, you're supposed to put it between the top ones and the bottom ones.
I HAVE TO MOVE TO JAPAN TO SAVE ANIME
I'm in Japan
It's too late
I tried but it's over already, I couldn't save it
Imagine....
A world without anime.
>>35197524
remove this right now
This pathetic white boy got humiliated on national television by a superior BBC. They are both laughing at him. Just pathetic.
Holy fuck, what is wrong with that woman's body
>>35197367
Cucking on live tele!?
>link requires
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post music and pics about mental illness, suicide, loneliness, melancholia and so on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYSyf0n47MY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11f8Oc25AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USfoTGFGARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egLChx-U54o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxu2G8zdEw
>>35197291
>>35197352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD7eOgBp6UU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs
How's your day going?
Do you suffer from mental illness?
>females can just set up a patreon page to receive hundreds of $ a month doing nothing
how do we fix the female problem?
Men have to stop being so thirsty, that's all.
The issue isn't women, it's the beta providers and orbiters that give them undeserved resources and attention. We need to return to men being the selectors again, society is healthier and stronger when men pick women instead of the other way around.
Dissolve the male audience.
No income means no more females.
help me robots
matched her on tinder, told me she wants me to sleep over and how she's going to show herself naked to me then 2 days later this happened. Did I ruin everything? Can I comeback from this?
>>35197180
I don't know how someone can be this retarded
The only purpose of texting girls is to immediately set up a date
Why waste time? You don't.
You better set up a date now or she will lose interest, if she didn't already.
>>35197180
And you people honestly think there is some unjust mystical force keeping you single.
>>35197339
Then why hasn't she responded? this was yesterday
>teacher put you in front row of class despite being the tallest
>spend all day on computer even though it's designed for manlets (desk jacked up and chair on lowest setting and am still too high up)
fucking manlets are so lucky this shit's a curse imagine if fucking cuck teacher put me in the back row and I could stretch my glorious giraffe neck instead of being a sloucher cuck. My spine juts forward right where my neck starts no matter how I angle my neck. Shit's a curse fuck manlets stop sitting in the back row because you want to dick around and not get caught. We need to sit there. My whole life is ruined I look like fucking notre dame hunchback shiet. all of highschool and middle school I had to slouch cuck. Fucking bullshiet recognize physiological diferences you ass stains. I would do anything to be a 5'7" but handsome.
>"manlets are so lucky"
>they get to die alone and get treated like kids
Just kill yourself alreeady you lucky genetic mule, I hate your fucking guts.
I'm 5'4" and my life is hell
>>35197163
how's my balls down there, short stuff?
yeah everything is made for someone who is fuckin 5'6 if that
Can someone give me ideas for a first date???
I just realized i never made those kinds of arrangements before.
Just go to Starbucks.
That's what I did.
Museums.
Preferably one that you find interesting. Makes conversation so much easier, and hey, she might just think you're not that big of a loser.
Go see a movie and then dinner afterwards so that way if your fucking weird and awkward you can fall back to just talking about the movie.
comfy rabbit room
come watch shitty movis
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
bumping comfy thread with comfy comment
Devil's advocate is playing right now.
>>35197079
>tfw feminine hips
>tfw alcoholic
>tfw failed Atlantic Canadian fisherman
>tfw I just got food poisoning
Fembot here, well I identify as a female though even though I was born with bits down there.
The crazy peeps from lolcow told me that you guys really have a problem with females AND transgender people, so I might ask you what the hell is wrong with you guys? Not only are women far better at nurturing the feelings of children and people in need, their emotional intelligence is far greater than that of men.
As a transgender with the brain of the female I can confirm that it is much easier for me to relate to other people's feelings than most men do, males simply are too narrow minded and dull to see the facets of one's character and emotions, also I do Taekwondo and whoop guy's asses regularly, so there is your "strong gender" girls rock and have power, get over it!
FUCKING ROASTIE TRAP GTFO OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUT
>>35197136
Typical beta male behavior, at the first sign of someone challenging you, you get angry and lash out with nonsense.
>>35197165
Am I supposed to take another "YAY GURLZ RUCK!!!1! XD" thread seriously?
Yeah girls are so emotionally connective... despite being almost completely surface and rarely having deep personalities.
The only girls who have any personalities are lesbians. Men are dull and shallow too, just we're honest about it.
Now...
GTFO ROASTIE