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so whats is it like to have sex with a fat girl?
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I wouldn't know. That picture makes me feel a little sick though.
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>>35229486
shameful after you come
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>>35229529
>implying robots wouldnt smash that pussy if given the chance

I love you, pls be my bf
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>>35229472
Que es esto?
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>>35229472
Fags can't be robots.
They can literally get cock/boypussy on demand just as easy as women, maybe even more since most homos are degenerates.
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I appreciate the offer but no thanks

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This place has become VERY infested with normies and cucks and so we are creating an image board WITHIN the R9k/ and will be buying the domain of the website soon....so again i will ask what would you like to see in the next update !
www.r9kbible.weebly.com
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>>35229427
I would have fo say more trap threads, or a trap general where we can be lewd with girls (boys)
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>>35229427
wow what an nobel endeavor. keep fighting the good fight and what a man
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>>35229466
no trap threads

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>Turn 20 years old 2 months ago
>Today
>Wank to porn
>All of a sudden my dick turns into a shotgun every time I fap
>Just got cum all over my PSVita

Has this happened to anyone else?
What the hell is going on?
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>>35229421
My jizz is all watery too. It's not a thick, solid white anymore.
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>>35229431
try nofap for 3 days, 7 if you want the closest experience to your first fap and a thick, juicy cum.
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>23 years old
>masturbating like usual
>instead of being manageable easy to not spill it shoots up and hits me in the eye
>ever since (24 now) I occasionally wind up hitting my shirt which means more laundry/water bill

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I decided to be ballsy and contact this girl I wanted to fuck when I was in High School. She was creeped out by me. Will post results as they come.
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>>35229384
Things are going pretty good so far. Is there anything specific I should say to her?
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>>35229415
Yo bb you wana give me da succ?
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>>35229415
Digging that bowl cut

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i sift through, organize, add to and delete files in my porn collection so meticulously and often that it's seriously become a hobby of mine. any other bots know this feel
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>>35229315
I had a big porn folder but I deleted it. Porn makes me insecure about my dick and women and the constant jerking doesnt do me any good.
It feels good giving it up
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>>35229398
i have 8 megabytes saved. it really has become an impulse to add to the collection. the only reason i don't have more is because i don't want it to span multiple USBs. if i were to delete it, i would feel like years of work was lost.
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>>35229315
I hate how much I masturabe to Nicole Aniston, she looks a lot like my mom.

I crack porn passes, and upload videos to emp, so I have a large collection. My folders aren't that well organized.

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I an new to a Narcotic Anonymous group and I'm just 22 and I'm about to turn 23.

Ever since I was underage I drank moderately, heavily since 19 and had casual drug use ever since 21, ever since 6 months ago I started doing drugs every weekend and sometimes during the week, mixing lots of shit (weed edibles,weed, MDMA, acid, clonazepam, alcohol, 2CB) and I was planning in killing myself in march. HERE I found about Narcotic Anonymous thanks to an anon in a drug general thread (thank you bro, save my life).

Anyways, I'm not a long term addict, but I am still addicted to numbing myself (not to a specific substance, it's hard to describe), and I suffer from major depression and heavy suicidal thoughts (already working with a shrink).
Tomorrow would be my third NA meeting, should I brought up that I almost killed myself these 2 last days and that knowing and meeting the NA group helped me calm down and save my life? I even ended up in an ER.

I'm kinda autistic. Also it's still hard comparing myself (middle class depressed brat that lives alone and has a steady job) to most people there that used to do crack and meth for years and that lived on the streets and that are considerably older than me.
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>>35229271
What you should do is go to a ER and tell them that the past 2 days you thought about killing your self, you need help and they will.evaluate you and get you help, if I was in NA and you tolled me that I would call the police do to you being a danger to self and they would take you to hospital.
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>major depression
>heavy suicidal thoughts

Why does everyone feel the need to emphasize that their depression is special, that their desire to kill themselves is unique, and harder, than what others would generally experience? Seriously, everyone fucking does this. It's so narcissistic.
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>>35229361
Stop being a faggot people ask for help

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Really makes you think, huh?

What are you guys thinkhang about today?

Rate my OC
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Wow, really activated my almonds
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>>35229227
I mean, maybe a 2.5/10. 3/10 if I'm being generous.

I think you just need to noosen up a bit, then try again. I'm sure your next OC will be better.
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>>35229277
That rating is too low. Please rate me higher or I will be sad.

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is sam an introverted person or extroverted you think?

i say very extroverted
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What's he into since his show got cancelled?

I thought it was funny as fuck.
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>>35229219
Extroverted bud
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Hes a normalfaggot

The guy isn't even a virgin.

How do you get over your love of Goldie?
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>>35229211
I don't know who goldie is.
I know Blonde.
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By loving a much cuter girl instead
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Who is this (((Goldie))) you speak of?

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GET IN HERE!

https://discord.gg/AQVHRa8

We have meaningless conversations, we degrade women, and we all hate our lives, so come on in and join the fun, you fuckin' loser!

Join the voice chat and be a part of the keks.

No roasties, spics, niggers, kikes, wops, greasers, chinks, Canadians, or anything else that isn't a fucking white male xx
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>>35229210
If I join and everyone has different roles and there's already a designated circle jerk I'm leaving and reporting you.
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>>35229268
Well that didn't take long.
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>>35229210
Please leave and stop shilling your circle jerk here.

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Anybody else /bottledup/ here?

I'd never have the balls to tell anyone close to me how broken I am, they have enough problems in their life why the fuck would they care about mine? They shouldn't. I don't need to burden them.

What would telling my mother about my failed suicide attempts accomplish? What about how bad I'm failing at everything I do?

Everyone here has problems but it seems like every other thread is some stay at home whose mom knows how much of a fuck up they are or alienates everyone they know by talking about their illness. There's even some lucky enough to have access to therapy or caring family. This is a thread for al the people suffering in silence, tell me how shit your life is anon.
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feels like a lot of robots are real bottled up and could use some outlet. my main problem is trying to hide that i want to be around people and thrive in a group i hate knowing that it will probably never happen and i'll end up dying alone and whatever, but that's life i guess.
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People in my life know I've tried to kill myself before but they think I'm fun now, it's always been this way. I have 1 outburst and then to them it's like I just miraculously got better. I still feel the same way I did those years ago, but they will never ask or want to know the gruesome details of what my mental illnesses bring me. It pisses me off. People are selfish and I am just as selfish.
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>Want to tell parents I'm suicidal
>Hear Dad talking referencing how "Depression isn't real"

What's the point in telling Normalfags? all you get for your troubles is being locked up in some mental ward

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What is /r9k/'s opinion on trans lesbians?
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>>35229176

I like them more than decepticons, but slightly less than transformers.
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I am indifferent towards trannies and despise lesbians.
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>>35229176
that's like dudes that think they're a lesbian woman?
complete freaks and their transformation is pointless

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You know what's fun about being drunk? You don't care about the world being shit.
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Nothing really helps me ignore it
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Cheers anon, alcohol solves all the problems.
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>>35229159
Amen to that...We all die alone, but brothers in arms? guys who you carry bullets and bandoleers with? those are your crew.
I miss the zone.
The rats are not hiding anymore and I think its time the 1488 come back full force.
Jews are alright if they stay where they are but Muslims are the worst.
Gang rape a fucking hooker if you want but leave the good women alone you sand chunker.

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And discuss 32 bit gaming
>inb4 some gen z faggtron tells me it's the "fifth generation of consoles" instead of 32 bit era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV77owpNVcg
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>>35229127
yo, i remember playing this shit at my friend's dank apartment that was two rooms he shared with his mother and two brothers.
shit was cash
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>>35229127
https://youtu.be/igpOzhAkKhw?list=PL0439ABD59C0AEC7A
>DAAAAYYYTOOOONAAAAAA
>LET'S GO AWAY
>DAAAAYYYTOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~
>LET'S GO AWAY
>let's go away

Why don't they make new games this colorful anymore?

Also, how did I miss that the Tekken 2 soundtrack was so based? I must have been a stupid kid with no taste.
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>>35229620
Yeah, people used to play fighting games socially before Super Smash Bros came out. I would sit in a room with my friends and play Street Fighter Alpha 2 or Tekken 2/3 for hours. None of these guys were "fighting game players" per se.

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