I decided to be ballsy and contact this girl I wanted to fuck

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>>35229384
Things are going pretty good so far. Is there anything specific I should say to her?

>>35229415
Yo bb you wana give me da succ?

>>35229415
Digging that bowl cut

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>>35229447
Will try this when I actually get a response from her, before you niggers call me autistic for talking about Nintendo, she would always watch me play Monster Hunter on my 3DS when we were in school.

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>>35229415
Ask her if she wants her virginity taken by a cool kid, if she claims she has a boyfriend tell her to ditch the loser and get with the hero.

>>35229520
She is most definitely not a virgin, she was a coal burner back in HS.

>>35229530
Ask her if shes still a coal burner

>lucario picture

she's borderline anon trust me

>>35229482
Your life is a meme. Fuck you.

>>35229415
Your arms are twigs. Do you even lif...

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>>35229584
I don't know what you're talking about, how is my life a meme?

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>>35229384
>>35229415
>>35229482
please stop this is not how you seduce women

>>35229384
>>35229415
>>35229482
What the fuck are you, man? Be you spick, Chink, mixed? What the fuck ARE you?

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>>35229645
how do you seduce women, anon?

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>>35229664
>Being a cuck is alpha as fuck

>>35229415
>wearing meme clothes
>pedo stash
wow it's a miracle she's not throwing herself at you

>>35229688
Don't forget where this image was taken from kek

Also this thread is serious bait or OP is an actual autistic retard.

Taking a second look, the girl op is talking to has a lucario profile picture. It's a match made in tard heaven.

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>>35229628
>that vapormeme shirt

You're fucking retarded for giving her username away

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Sorry for the delay. Am I doing good so far?

Kudos for being ballsy and giving it a shot, just don't be surprised if she rejects you.

Atleast when you're old you can always say you tried, you'll always have that.

>>35229384
Imho, always try if you like the girl and think she's worth it. But don't drag it on forever, make your interest known. Ask her out. The longer you take to ask her out, the longer you deal with anxiety of not knowing her interest

>>35229797
No. You freaked her out. You don't just go up to a person that you haven't talked to in years and say "Hey, I'm some male that you've hardly spoken to from high school. I'm sending you a random text message right now. You should come over to my place."

Are you retarded?

OP, you lost.

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>>35229797
>outing yourself as a beta provider
>saying ''cunt''
>admitting your ''''ex'''' didn't wanna touch your nasty ass
>writing down 5 sentences when she's CLEARLY not interested

>>35229797
She doesn't want you. She will never ever want you. Girls either want u from the beginning or they don't. If she was interested she'd be engaging with you. She isn't. She's just politely replying. Don't text people you haven't talked to in years unless you were close as hell before. It's creepy. Her pussy is dry. My pussy is dry and im a male. Move on.

>>35229645
Shhh it's fun to watch autism manifest itself in awkward texts to grills

>>35229837
He might have a point there. You should chat her up more and try to get her to open up to you before you talk about hanging out IRL.

>>35229860
It's worth a shot.

>>35229415
OP is definitely trolling random people

wait is this not autist trolling

>>35229797
OP's doing fine. Judging by girl's profile pic, he has a chance. And even if you get turned down you're still one cool dude.

>>35229797
shes not interested but shes really ugly anyways

>>35229894
Lol is it worth a shot to jump off a cliff in the hopes that you'll fly? No chances here. I'm disgusted. Stop op.

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>>35229931
>assburgers giving other assburgers advice

>>35229664
>theeggman12345

eggy strikes again!

>>35229797
I think you aren't doing things 100% right (talking too much about yourself, girls hate that shit especially when you're not a rich big shot), but I've seen and done worse heh, the only problem, like the other anons pointed out, is that someone can fuck things up for you since you let her username on the pics. Well, it's not like I care... but don't forget to bring a towel... I mean, use a condom if things unexpectedly go well!

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I think the dream is dead, Anons.

>>35229976
>are you still alive?

Aaaand you fucked it

>>35229976
Give her time, she's just flustered after getting such a courteous invitation from a cool dude.

>>35229976
>Are you still alive?
STOP BAITING ME

>>35229997
"h-h-happens more than I'd like to a-admit!" :^)

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>>35229976
Almost as subtle as "pls respond"

>>35229976
You're doing great OP don't listen to the haters. Can you tell her "I'd love to give you the ol' lickaroo" it's always worked for me

>>35229976
what do you think made her decision?

you being an awkward fuck talking about tetris?
you being a manlet with a tiny moustache who dresses like a walking meme?
talking about video consoles?
talking about your ex only being with yo for money?

guys just look up her twitter, it shouldn't be THAT hard for OP

>>35229976
Just in case you should send her >600 emails. Trust me the person that did this got pussy in the end.

>>35230108
THIS
also remember to send them in rapid succession so she is so overwhelmed with your love she has no choice but to fuck you
stupid fucking hamster face

OP is a God.

I appreciate the oc. OP is not a faggot today

>>35230178
>>35230166

This. OP message some other girls plz. Dating is a numbers game.

OP just act like this around all women, make the conversation about something other than vidya, and start lifting

You will be drowning in pussy in no time

Did this once two years ago. Shit was not cash

For every time you don't respond to me, I will bomb an airport.

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why do I have to lie every time I wanna post hear amirite lads?

>>35229384
Cool dudes dont need to show shit to whore.

>>35229976
Dude Iv'e been rolling this whole thread thanks for making my day with your autism.
P.S - just give up, she's out of your league anyway.

>>35230351
/r9k/ is for original content

>>35229976
you absolute fucking ledge.

>>35229860
You, kek, this is the right analysis. This anon makes sense.

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Gen the Bateman at least get sum good digits in this shit thread?

good thread asfagdc

>>35229953
He won't listen, lol.

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>>35230577
Oh yes, quite dank indeed.

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Can the nigger of niggers bleaze stand up?