>Turn 20 years old 2 months ago >Today >Wank to porn

>>35229421
My jizz is all watery too. It's not a thick, solid white anymore.

>>35229431
try nofap for 3 days, 7 if you want the closest experience to your first fap and a thick, juicy cum.

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>23 years old
>masturbating like usual
>instead of being manageable easy to not spill it shoots up and hits me in the eye
>ever since (24 now) I occasionally wind up hitting my shirt which means more laundry/water bill

>>35229756
Sounds wonderful senpai.
That's the only good reason to do that shit.

I remember when I had to do that when I was 16 due to a family vacation.

It was pure ecstasy, and it ranks pretty high on memorable faps.

>>35229421
Consult your physician.

>>35230904
>Help! My dick is shooting out like a pump-action rifle every time I jack off!

As long as there's no blood, I'm cool.

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>>35229421
So which sister was it?

>>35231161
Lola

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>>35231772
I think your dick is punishing you friend.

i caught my 62 year old dad watching loud house

>>35229421
>cumming over Vita-chan
As a resident of /vitagen/ over the last four years, this disgusts me. Shame on you, anon.

>>35231772
Not him, but you have supreme taste in Louds.

>always been super turned on by massive cumshots that shoot far
>wish that I could do that too
>whenever I cum, it just leaks out in a thick, viscous mess, absolutely no propulsion to it

What the fuck are you guys eating/drinking? I would love for my cum to actually shoot out, that'd be hot as fuck. Instead it just pours out like fucking maple syrup.

>>35229421
Sounds like you're memeing us. This isn't an anime. No I don't shoot awesome porn style loads. It just flows out. Idk how you accidentally cum on a PS Vita. You don't just miss a cumrag or trashcan or whatever unless you're laying on your back but that were the case you'd hit yourself.

>>35229421

I thought I was the only one that faps via psvita

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>>35229421
>faps to porn from a ps vita
What are you,fucking 12?

>>35232531
I might as well be 12 years old.

That's why I'm on /r9k/ talking about blowing my load.

>>35231933
No way.
That's pretty crazy man.

Just more proof nothing changes from cradle to grave.

I might be your dad someday.

>>35232214

It's possible, there was one time when I was fapping for WEEKS nonstop
One day I was in the shower fapping, but I coudn't cum, but I continued, after 30 minutes or so I came... This is not a joke, the jizz hit the ceiling
But I didn't came too much tho

>>35229421
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