Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9086. page

So robots, how was your day today?

>>35234074
Why does marmite make me want to kill myself

>>35234097
I wouldn't know, I've never had Marmite.

What's the matter, faggot?

I bet he has better taste in music than you. I hope he gets drunk and gives you the belt you little bitch.

whats dad listen to?

>>35233990
faggot new wave music from the 80s

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Where is Comrade Vlad?
Fuck you roasties, not welcome.

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>>35233907
>Any confirmed mental illnesses?
I have severe trust issues
>Cutting?
I'm not an attention whore or a retard
>Abusive relationships?
I'm not a slut either
>Sexual abuse?
See above

>>35234003
Not everyone in an abusive relationship is a slut.

Reporting in.
What do you want?

>>35233833
I want to get random strangers pregnant. It is one of the ultimate forms of dominan ce. I mean I'm ruining their lives for years. I'm targeting countries without abortiob

>>35233853
Just wanted to make sure I'm not alone, anon

You can't even talk about it with people without them hating you and thinking you're a freak

>>35233805
A normie is a normal person. A Chad is an alpha male.

a normie is someone who lives with a basic sense of how the world works

>the kids in class who are visibly disgusted when they see hitler on the projector or the kennedy assasination video

Normie is an all-encompassing class. Chad is a subset of normie, just like robot.

How many times has ash lost in the playoffs holy shit was a literal failure. Pic related was more relevant to robothood than you could have ever imagined.

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>>35233767
>Like what if you woke up in a major city with 500 dollars and couldn't go back home?

honesetly I would probably post on /r9k/ and look for someone to help me out

As misguided as it may be, I trust robots to help me more than some random stranger

>>35233789
No one here has a home

>>35233700
That's quite a heavy feel.

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more like
>you will never fuck girls
or
>you will never fuck

>didn't care about girls until mid-twenties
>girls in their mid-twenties want to settle down
>I'm still immature and want to screw around

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>35233583
>Fembot
Here's your serious answer: no such thing as a fembot, you're already degenerate enough to smoke weed, kys

>>35233598
I don't smoke weed. Chad wants me to come over to introduce me to it though.

>he just wants to be friends

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA come back to r9k later and complain about your inevitable breakup

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>>35233569
>tfw he is going to start making me wear diapers
this

>>35233569
I wish your bladder would explode

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>>35233786
>I wish your bladder would explode
that would be very painful

>>35233562
it probably means not you, sorry senpai

A classic, all around beauty. Non conventional usually means their attractiveness comes from a unique feature or that it doesn't appeal to everyone.

Now get the fuck back torwards reddit

>>35233562
It means not an ugly tone deaf gook called jessica jung who originally has a huge chin before plastic surgery.

>>35233505
I once showered with my grandma when I was about 9 or 10. She didn't molest me but I cringe just thinking about it

You don't. She has to come to terms with reality herself.

>>35233505
>tfw i will never be a grandpa that showers with cute little girl

>twink
>19
It's a no from me.
t. daddy issues

>>35233492
feelsbadman
what about lonely milfs?

>>35233492
actually, you little slut, i will take care of you and make you feel special, hug and kiss you like your daddy never did. do you want to date me now?

>live in [NEET's dreamland]
>want to live in [normie central] or [normie central south]
OK, you can start by getting the fuck off this board, normalshit.

>>35233444
>live in LA
>want to live in rural area

What is this hell, OP?
[spoilers]you really don't want to be here, this town is the worst[/spoilers]

>>35233520
Trade then

How would you like 90 mph winds and total darkness and emptiness and poverty

>>35233433
I'm far too tired to get up right now but I'm fairly sure I'm an oval.

>>35233433
square
doesnt match my height and body though

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>>35233433
pretty damn round head here

lmao page 6 and 0 replies
this niga like crying and no one gives a fuck i mean i didint read it either but that puppy sure is a qt

>the hospital and doctors knew months before telling him
I highly doubt this.

>>35233336
Sorry for your loss anon. This is original