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>you will never be batman
>you will never spend your nights flying around the city beating up criminal scum
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>>35185718
I didn't need that feel, Master Bruce
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>>35185718
can't find that in my personal dictionary.
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that's not batman
that's playdoh-man

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH BABBBYYYY

D0NT G0
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>tfw listening to this song again after seeing this thread
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>>35185699
That song is such complete garbage, even for its time

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Kek no way.
Guys
This is not real.
Can't b

Oh man.
I read this thread right?
Oh, What a weirdo.
This guy says he has NO initrinsic interest or pressure to further his sexual gratification!

Can u guys believe it? What a weirdo
Not only does he NOT have a GEE EFF he isnt even worried about GETTING one or the social constructs surrounding the complex intracacies of courting women SPECIFICALLY for the said coitus.

DUDe get him outta here my sides
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Not wanting to reproduce is like not wanting to breath.
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>>35185702
Ikr? How can he justignore this completely not-optional part of existing?
The madman
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>>35185628
just sounds like a low test make nothing new m8

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It happened lads. I got drunk by myself and fell asleep at noon and I had a dream that I kissed a girl. It felt real enough that I don't consider myself kissless anymore.

I'm gonna make it.
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>>35185509
Before you kissed her, dream Chad made her rim him
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>>35185509
It wasn't real, go back to bed

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Do you still go outside ?
Breath the fresh air feel the sun ?
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only like to go outside at night and do art
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Anyone who doesn't spend at least two hours outside during the daytime has no right to tfw no gf. If you go outside, you get a gf: it's that easy.
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>>35185404
I cant trust you if you dont go outside, theres something wrong with you

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>tfw a true 8/10 and no gf
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I know that feel famalam desu
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>>35185170
>tfw ops forehead is bigger than ur future

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rate my member, robots
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>>35185081

It's a little veiny. I'd still touch it if you let me
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>>35185081
You should kill yourself/10
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that lighting though - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7Xts_fctg

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Who is the biggest mangina you've ever seen?,
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>>35185072
there are these brothers with a show on the history channel who are named Lagina
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>>35185072
brennan

orgenias

I need as many of these stupid memes as possible...
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>>35184921
It's a normie meme but I know some normies so I'll help out
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>>35184921
Is this what memes are now?
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>>35184959
>School Project
Ugh, yes anon...

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just a reminder if you don't like country music you're not a real robot
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>>35184844
Country music has been dead for at least 20 years now.
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SHE PUT THAT BOTTLE TO HER HEAD AND PULLED THE TRIGGER

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How do I stop being autistic?

This thread text was not original.
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>>35184819
You don't. You need to channel your autism into something positive like art or coding.
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>>35184880
I already do that and I still want to kill myself

How do I stop being suicidal?
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>>35185047
You can't you can only distract your self from the sucidal thoughts with thing like art or coding.

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I can't stop watching gore it is the only thing left that i can find arousing
WTF DO I DO GUYS IT IS KEEPING ME EVEN MORE MEGA VIRGIN
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>>35184595
Get a job and girlfriend. Gore porn is porn. And porn is something you look at when you're bored and have nothing else to do.

Once you start filling your life with healthier activities you'll be more interested in doing those than sitting around looking at dismembered bodies. And if you are still looking at them you're probably a psychopath and should look into dealing with that (in a way that doesn't involve chopping up people).
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Get a job at a morgue like I did. Get selection of sexy corpse waifus.
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>>35184595
Get the fuck off porn senpai. Do you want kiddy diddling videos on the darknet to be next? It's the psychological need for more and more taboo things, so just take a break for a while

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>tfw your mania phase starts
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>>35184588
Iktf
Type 1 here.
If you aren't already, close yourself off to everyone. Shit gets nasty. There's no such thing as a bad idea when you're manic.
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>>35184588
Yup, the drinking at least keeps me rational, without something its hell, but at least in the manic phase you have energy

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please help bros. ive never felt this low in my entire life. the other night i got blackout drunk to forget my feelings and i woke up in a hospital. the nurse explained to me that i drove my car to some apartment complex parking lot and fell asleep on the horn so somebody called the police. i ended up fighting with the police officer and resisting arrest. i dont even remember doing any of it and i cant afford any legal fees because im poor as fuck. should i an hero? what do i do?
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learn to drink you filthy animal
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>>35184559
Go through the legal progress. Look for channels of free legal advice. Do the crime, do the time. And dont drink and drive again
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Don't get too down anon, prison could be kind of comfy if you have the right attitude. You don't have to do anything but lounge around and you get free food every day.

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>slept for 15 hours today
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>>35184523
>Wake up fully rested at 2 AM
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>>35184523
>didn't sleep today
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i slept 27 hours once, only got up twice to pee

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