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>>35204722
why do you consider this person you're friend?

You notice he's using you just like he uses others, but you still stick around.

>>35204877
Generally, he hasn't done me wrong and is a good friend. This is the first time he has gotten me involved in a thing like this and we hang out all the time.

>>35204722
first
>shorthand of the stick

second, you're looking for love. Love is the ultimate destination. None of these fucking normies have love like you imagine. They just have impulsive relationships that could end on a whim.

You need to take things step by step. Start simply getting food or coffee with girls that interest you - as many as you can. You don't have to pay after all because you're just getting food or coffee and giving her attention. Then if you like her you make a move and if she's receptive good if she's not then you move on.

technically speaking, 3 in the loading tube, 1 in the chamber. so you have 4 rounds to put into normies, jus git gud at reloading.
is your spacebar broke or some shit? I keep seeing you do this dumb fucking shit

youre trying to hard to become a meme, just let your thoughts flow and not post this boring shit

>LE MY SPACE LE BAR IS BROKEN XDDDDDDDD

Kill yourself.

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>Day dream about a perfect life
>My real life is the opposite

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>>35204683
>tfw living the version of myself that never stops planning

>>35204683
>living the version of myself that didn't descend into euphoric madness and write novels that don't make any sense
>living the version of myself that tried to learn self and other acceptance but failed
>living the version of myself who can't feel anything or assign value to anything anymore after a childhood and adolescence of being sensitive and knowing what I think is important
>living the version of myself who has let themselves down in every way

>>35204627
>implying females are not the ones picky about a males present AND past

I know one girl and we're not interested in each other. it isn't so much a problem of standards as it is a problem of scarcity.

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>>35204627
>you will never kidnap sasha grey and impregnate her repeated in a well below the basement

>>35204581
>be me in high school
>discussion is about race
>trying to be a libtard saying "we're all equal"
>try to compare humans with labs
>"you don't say a black lab is from a different breed just because he's black, he's still a lab" I say
>nigger near me shouts "I hate white people!"
>no one cared

And that was the last time that I cared about niggers.

Is everyone on this fucking board 15?

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>>35205218
>be 19
>browsing /r9k/
>see green text thread
>goddamnnormies.png
>read green text
>fucking hell
>see post
>"is everyone on this fucking board 15?"
>mfw

>>35204521
But why.

I don't get it, and this is original btw.

I am also taking my coffee without cream or sugar. Minimalism in my food and I want to inform all.

>>35204521
originally the wrong board

caring about something, as a woman, is all about social statuses, how people look at you, etc etc.
the content hardly matters, objectivity doesn't at all. they will vehemently defend what they think is right not because they genuinely think it's right, but because that thing is going to make them look good in x peoples eyes and that's what they want.

>>35204507
Same experiences, except I get called a bigot, and ask her to explain her argument. She asks why and I then tell her the definition of bigotry, and say if I am a bigot I'd like to amend that. Usually makes them feel real dumb

>>35204548
maybe this is true for some, but I feel like the women who don't give a shit what others think about them are still bigoted

>>35204287
use toilet paper..?

>>35204287
Just cum into your hand and lick it off. Not only is there no clean up involved, but you also build up your tolerance to the taste just in case you ever get involved with a boy.

>>35204287
Wash it or throw it out you dumb fuck.

>>35204243
he shaved his temple area bald kind of odd

>that ugly black chick who keeps making these threads

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I think I have chocolate fever now.

>last 3 nights have been full of dreams of meeting a qt black girl and her falling in love with me
>have started noticing the only girls noticing me are black girls and are always friendly with me
> slowly losing attraction to blonde girls
>still know I will die a loveless loser

When memes become reality.

>>35204061
now let me kiss that and make it better

>I'll have what she's having
This is dependent on being near to a woman treading on grapes in a huge barrel to make wine of course

I haven't heard the word "flame" used that like in a long time.

>>35203968
>win
That's not how it happens, friend.

no no no

gentle anon

"amateur" means you do it from love

not because you're paid to

flame on my wonderful dude

do it for yourself, because you love it!

yes yes yes

>have friends
okay come on at least make it a little bit believable

>high school
>have friends
FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>35203896
>not an attention whore /soc/ thread
You make me laugh

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>Not an attention whore /soc/ thread or anything
>if I just say it's not the thing that it manifestly is, nobody will call me about of it

Did you take a picture, think you look moderately attractive in it, and then see it as an opportunity to post it to r9k for validation?

Did you perhaps imagine a fembot saying you're cute, maybe having that lead to contact info being exchanged, and then do some lewd things over the internet?

Your weak facial expression says it all mate, just look at your lips, you almost cried at the sight of yourself not looking totally hideous.

>>35203873
i lost all of my friendships recently
its lonely and hard atm but its better in the long run to not be a spineless mess and beg to be friends again when i haven't done anything wrong in the first place
hope there's better and cooler people i'll meet in this shitty little city

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>>35203873

>How do you deal with the crushing loneliness?

you never deal with it. it always consumes your soul every day.

you can't gain a friend in anonymous
how would that even work anyway
there are the places where you can join in every day and say some things
friends are not instant contraptions but extended familiarizations
you must go to the places where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
you wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the same
you wanna be where everybody knows your name

>>35203736
go to >>>/adv/ normie. girls literally throw themselves at your feet and you're too retarded to act? fuck you.

Most people in high school aren't having sex. You have plenty of time.