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Who else besides me had some of the best times of their life playing either/both of these games online and talking shit with strangers?
It makes me depressed knowing those times will never come back.
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>>39246416
MW2 was the golden era for me, but I get what you're saying anon. They were good times.
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>>39246416
>tfw you will never relive 2007-2011 Xbox Live
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>>39246416
I had a lot of fun with halo 3.I wish I could still have fun.
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you can pick 3 people and they die of cancer
who do you pick
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My original oneitis, Amy Schumer, and my crush's bf.
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You me and the anon below me
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>>39246360
Cancer is way too slow of a death method.
At least, make it more interesting.
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other boards have written books
why shouldn't r9k write a book?
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>>39246168
Oh shit, is dat sum Dread Dormammu?
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>>39246188
no, origeonially
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A book commenting on the struggles of a robot in society would be an interesting read
I want to trade places with anyone shown in this video. Particularly the girl but I'd like to cum in her mouth too.
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No. I need hard Asian dicks in my mouth.
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>suddenly noticing the guy on the bottom right
That nigga huge
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can we talk about romantic poetry?
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Do you think you will ever achieve anything significant?
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99% of the population will never achieve anything of value.
So, no.
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Nope.
I add a dash of oregano to my 'za
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>>39246000
>I add a dash of oregano to my 'za
It's all about that McCormick Italian Seasoning
I TRIED TO GO INTO MY HOUSE BUT IT WAS MY NEIGHBORS HOUSE AND THEN HE SHOWED ME WHERE MY HOUSE WAS
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What a fascinating happenstance anon.
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HAS BUNE POSTER RETURNED?
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>>39246265
HELLO FRIEND I FOUND OUT HOW TO COME HERE AGAIN IM GOING TO GET ICE CREAM TOMORROW AND I LIKE CHOCOLATE WHAT FLAVOR DO YOU LIKE I WANT TO TRY MY FRIENDS FAVORITE FLAVORS
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I've finally begun my spiral into becoming a robot 2017-08-23 01:20:12 Post No.39245750
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I've finally begun my spiral into becoming a robot
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I've been single for practically all my life and only recently have I begun trying to branch out of my shyness/social awkwardness. My friend helped me to set up an OkCupid account so that I can try and find somebody who shares my interests and maybe even make friends (i'm at like 6 ish).
I'm now about a week in and the few girls who are at like 88% match with me have been offline for a while but I did drop a message for them if they ever return.
Not too long ago, I meet this Janis who's easily an 8/10 qt3.14 who's at a whopping 95% match with me and she sent the first message. The convo was actually alright considering what little contact I've had with girls. We then exchange numbers and begin texting.
After a while, she wants to exchange pics to put on our contacts. She had a few pics on OkCupid, and she sent some new ones with better lighting and angles that made her seem even more stunning.
Then my paranoia/autism struck. I immediately did a google search on the pics only to find it belonged to some Instagram model from Miami. I was hoping it wasn't true, but I guess I can never truly break out of this shell without being trampled on.
Is this what my life has come to now? Catfish bait?
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>>39245750
>Because the pics you are giving me are from Angie Varona who's an Instagram model from Miami.
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>>39245750
Post a link to her OKC profile -- or at least take a screenshot of it. If she's a fake, it should be obvious, because scammers/catfishes rarely put much effort in.
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>>39245858
she immediately deactivated the account after I confronted her
These are always good. Write letters to someone who may or may not ever read them thread
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Dear A,
I thought the prospect of sex would keep me interested, but I was wrong. I don't dislike you for being a gold digging whore and a slut. It isn't even that you're am entitled, spoiled brat or that you're stupid and boring. I could have loved you in spite of or because of all that. I ust don't, and it turns out I do need to feel something more than animalistic lust to put up with another person's bullshit. Sorry kiddo. Let it be another beta orbiter's turn to be your mount on the cock carousel. I will remain cynical and lonely, if that is any consolation.
- You Know Who
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>>39245658
still love u ava see u soon we will get married and have 9 kids and move to new york and enjoy life until were 90 years old love u girl see u soon hope u still remember and think about me from 8 years ago
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Why the fuck did you say you were blocking me, then ignored the text I sent. Then later said I wasn't blocked. Are you just messing with me now? We both fucked up. I was ready to finally move on and I found out I wasn't blocked. So I talked to you and now you're distant. If you hate me tell me to fuck off and stop doing this. I want to move on if you're going to keep messing with me, since things won't go back to the way they were H. I know that.
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Let's write the robot anthem 2017-08-23 01:11:46 Post No.39245612
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Let's write the robot anthem
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>I'll Start
These are the words from my mommy
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Sucking trap dicc is my favorite hobby.
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Someone insults my waifu I get snobby
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Kitchen floor tiles make my dick get throbby
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Are white people capable of being true suffering robots?
>most live in first world countries so they'll be financially well off 90% of the time and they can be autistic basement dwellers
>white guys are rated higher on looks most of the time out of all skin tones, specially by non whites
>NEETbucks are mostly available in white majority countries
>all black and brown skin countries are masculine and chauvinistic as fuck so you're expected to be manlier and your weakness is seen as faggotry
>a shitload of other perks just for being born white
No matter how you slice it, whitefags are meme robots with golden parachutes. Try bring a non white robot where you can't identify with your country's normie outgoing degenerate culture with no way out in life but becoming a minimum wageslave just to get the fuck out of your family's circle and end up miserable anyway.
Whites cannot be robots. Kindly leave /r9k/ and fuck off to Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram or whatever you fucking normalfags use nowadays you posers.
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White "robots" usually shit up the board more than their Brown counter parts. Every shitpost has come from some dumb ass Europoor telling me to be myself. Fuck off normalfags.
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>>39245556
It doesn't make sense. The whitebots have everything going for them yet they still fucking have shitty lives and then complain that girls have it better as if they don't have it good either.
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False flaggin white OP trying to sublely putting in white supremacy
Bravo
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How much debt are you in?
I have about $5,000 and it was sent to collections
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How the fuck do people let themselves get into debt?
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>>39245536
Not him but college usually does it for 80% of people
And owning a home for older people
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>>39245536
not OP but I always planned to kill myself so I have a bunch of credit card debt from pussying out
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>bring girl over
>chad roommate seduces her and she loses interest in me
>fuck this fucking asshole
>pay prostitute $2,000 to be a decoy on-call for me
>finally hear chad is going to hang out with his friends at a specific bar
>text the prosty that it's time.
>send her pic of chad
>tell her to flirt with him when she see's him
>mfw bitch ass roommate brings her home
>they chat. He brings her to his room
>they continue to talk and she says she has to go to the bathroom
>texts me "I'm ready"
>mfw I fuck her and she moans loud enough for the roommate to hear
>he bangs on the door getting angry. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
(1/2)
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Holy kek, please finish
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>>39245341
originally monitoring
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Bumping for some OC
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What does your name mean /r9k/?
>tfw john
>tfw "graced by god" or "god is gracious"
then why am I am an unemployed 30 year old loser browsing this shitheap of a site
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Facundo (Fah-Koon-dO)
It means "the eloquent" in some countries. I think it sounds pretty good if you ignore the "fuck" at the beginning of the name
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>Oscar
>Means deer lover
>Of Irish origin
>tfw I'm just a filthy Mestizo named after my filthy Amerindian dad
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>>39245431
Well, anon? Are you eloquent?
Apologize /fit/.
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>>39245074
Begone thots
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>>39245074
Oh no. 40+ women who can't find a young internet mogul to support them while they create more failed body care "companies". Whatever will they do?
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>sassy
Annoying, obnoxious, and disrespectful
>sophisticated
egotistical
>solvent
Money swindled from previous relationships, no doubt
>japan isn't letting in hordes of immigrants and preserving their culture as i hear a car blasting ghetto music passing by
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>>39245012
Nips are lowkey the most xenophobic people on earth since ancient times.
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while you are making up shit about Japan you might as well think they have flying cars
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>>39245012
>preserving their culture
their culture is already rotten