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I'm going to have a date with a legal loli in an hour. Any hints r9k?
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Ask for her ID
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>>35263432
give her my phone number, if things start going down hill for you.
don't be greedy bro
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>>35263432
>no picture
this looks like a job for Sagemaster 9000
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The student body never outgrew middle school social customs edition
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I go to Madison and have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
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>>35263402
objectively true. a few more advanced of the students have reached maybe freshman year of high school social customs.
>>35264194
that's because you don't talk to anyone but your roommate.
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>>35264194
me too, anon. i'm confused.
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Am KV. But why am KV?
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>>35263359
Because Soviet tank designs are pretty okay.
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>>35263371
maybe not kv but t-72bu
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>>35263371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZKYSsz_v2c&t=999s
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my dad watches me get dressed every morning. is this normal, robots?
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>>35263340
yeah my dad does it too
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its my dad
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no
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It's not normal but it's not bad. It sounds like your dad loves you more than most dads love their children.
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I hate Australians!
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That's a koala they don't give a shit about countries
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>>35263367
that's a dropbear you fucking retard
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>>35263367
>>35263473
It's a puppet, you double nigger republicuck.
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What's your song of choice when the going gets tough?
Crywolf - Windswept is mineno bully pls
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=iHGdh7lQDKw
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>>35263273
Darude- feel the beat
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>>35263273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wAYh8v4TOM
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>>35263273
Oh shit I finally found someone on here who listens to my type of music... Eyes half closed and runaway will always be my favourite songs from Crywolf
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>live in New York
>walk to work everyday
>one day while walking to work a rat climbs out of a sewer and starts to follow me
>I take him home and make it my pet
>he starts to eat everything in the apartment even the roaches and the spiders
>he gets paid in rat crackers for the bugs he eats
>one day out of rat crackers so he decides to start chewing on the wall
>at this point he's pretty big and about the size of a cat
>after about a week of this and refusing to eat rat crackers he decides to start gnawing on my leg in the middle of night
>doesn't bother me
>one night can hear in chewing
>it's a roach on my leg
>turns out he's been using my leg as a plate
>turns out to have extremely good manners
>one morning I wake up and get out of bed
>fall over
>my leg has been chewed off at the shin
>get up and say
oh you
>the audience starts to laugh
>credits and Seinfeld song
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I never knew that americans had sewerages
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>>35263276
I'm not American, I'm from Nairobi
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>>35263276
Probably because your unironically get your American views from a Chinese cartoon image board.
>19, male
>virgin
>fit, healty, definitely wealthy(for my age)
>implicitly rejected every girl interested in me
>chosen not to have a real social life
>no sexual attraction other than aesthetic appreciation or normal interest
I'm enjoying my "life", but I feel like these decisions are not "normal".
What is wrong with me, fellow robots?
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you are, simply put, a robot. You have a life but dont feel the same "human" emotions as normies
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>>35263195
Oh, nice to know
originally original
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anyone know how to effectively cook chicken?
I want to make a buffalo chicken salad but I but I can do it without waiting 9000 years for this chicken breast to bake.
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>>35263131
there is a board for you
>>>/ck/
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Just cut it into strips and cook them in a pan on medium heat
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>>35263152
cu/ck/s are too slow of a board, sorry.
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Where were you when the meme jihad was declared?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcxal9VAFww
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Excellent, the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was top notch
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Was that his accent, or have I been pronouncing REEEE wrong in my head all these years?
>RAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
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>>35264181
Everyone has their own vocal reeeeeeeeeeeeee, it is similar to idiolect
Source: basic linguistics
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I'm 32 years old and never had a job. Since I left school at 16 I've stayed at home playing video games and watching tv all day every day.
How do I survive when my parents die?
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>>35262968
Your parents will probably leave you money/house.
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>>35262968
A life of crime. Once you're caught the state will just look after you in prison.
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>How do I survive when my parents die?
Are you really surviving now...
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>he doesn't give in to his every sexual desire
Why do you even call each other faggots? Daddy is going to pleasure me tonight and my right puckered Anus is ready, when daddy wraps his whip around my cock i get so hard
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Give it to me daddy fuck my ass and cum in me
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Enjoy your STDs and loss of bowel control lmao
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>>35262852
>mad
>at a big fucking cock throbbing in your tiny yet flexible colon
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Stop projecting your insecurities on other people
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>>35262716
>stop masturbating
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>>35262716
I wonder what can change, my autism or people's standards. Hmmm.....
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>>35263319
1 bullet is easier to acquire than 7 billion
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Girlfriend broke up with me. I lost my job and I found out I probably have a chronic stomach illness. Pretty depressed about it.
What stuff do you guys do that makes you happy?
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>>35262619
Read Camus and you'll find the philosophy you need.
Basically god is dead and life has no meaning so you can do whatever you want, if you're smart enough you'll be punished by law, just do whatever you want anon maybe you will die in your sleep tonight so you might as well have fun while your alive
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>>35262619
shitpost on anime imageboards
what u thought?
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daily remember to stay hydrated, anon
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This picture will be my desktop wallpaper now.
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>>35262539
I want s4s to leave
MOOOOODSSS
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>>35263004
Mine too. Now I'll never forget