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>at school
>minding my own business
>suddenly a fat autistic kid grabs me
>Black Betty plays
>I slam my back against the wall and lockers
>he finally lets go
>he starts to cry and shits himself
>"heh pathetic"
>teacher tries to grab me
>bad move
>I grab her hand and throw her on the ground
>police officer gets involved
>he tackles me to the ground
>yet another bad move
>I unleash my kantana and impale him
>don't mess with the rouge.
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>>35280817
why black betty tho
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>>35281124
Because we from the south and that fighting music here
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My ex broke up with me yesterday.
Even though I consumed loads of beer last night and cried my eyes out for the first time in years, I feel better today. Just something that I needed to get over with it.
So I simply wake up, check my online shit and apparently I received a message from her asking if I wanted to do truffles with her tomorrow or on monday.
The whole reason we broke up is because we didn't have a "friendship" built up in the first place. I'm a pretty serious guy who doesn't think about drugs, psychedelics or hippie shit. I'm accepting of it, but this would have never occurred to me to do.
She's the kind of person to meet new people, experiement on psychedelics and spiritual stuff.
Should I do it? Accept her invitation and see what will happen? Why would she ask me in the first place? What should I watch out for when consuming truffles. Does anybody have any experience with it?
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>>35280778
Tl;dr tbhtbhtbh
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I just got dumped last week too.
DO NOT GO BACK
Trust me. You do not want to go back. Don't ruin your life.
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>>35280778
Even if it's with the girl you love, don't start doing drugs. They'll fuck your shit.
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>Grandma found the large cum collider
Hold me robots
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>>35280723
>nanny found the de niro scat montage
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>>35280723
>sister found the twink dungeon
She's seen too much, what do I do with her lads?
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>stepsister stumbled upon the semen siphon
Could be worse.
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What can we do to stop porn? How do we explain to normies that its detrimental to society and harmful to their own selves? Why should we destroy porn, you might ask? Here's why:
>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit 6'2 chads with 8 inch dicks
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
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>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit 6'2 chads with 8 inch dicks
Women want chads - I'm not a chad. Seeing that in porn doesn't change anything for me.
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
wtf are you talking about?
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
citation needed
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
couldn't give less of a fuck
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
couldn't give less of a fuck
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>>35280704
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
not really, i'd say it has the opposite effect since you aren't dazzled
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Holy shit roastie stop making this goddamn thread
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Have robbits here played msc?
It captures surprisingly well the comfyness of living in the middle of a forest in the finnish summer.
Also show off your cars and whatnot.
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looks chill, I'll check it out.
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>>35280701
Looks fun and silly, but I've been burnt by early access in the past, so I'll wait seven years until the full release.
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I got a little bored of it because I ran out of things to do
>tfw no itasha skin
>tfw no itasha wrap for car irl
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>tfw look like a balding pale chubby diplo
>unironically my dream is to be a record producer
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>>35280681
posting here won't get you any closer to your dream chubby diplo
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>>35280842
I study all day long but it doesn't matter because I'm in the middle of nowhere
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>tfw getting withdrawal effects from not working (how do you NEETs handle this 7 days a week?)
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>>35280671
Looks like we a got a supreme cuck over here!
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Your boss is still on track to buy his new yacht this summer, relax.
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Do chores????
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What motivates you to stay alive.
Anonymous
2017-03-04 02:19:19
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I haven't really had a good motivation to live since I was 16 and even that abandoned me.
>be me
>be 16 y/o
>beta af
>tried drinking bleach
>got caught, sent to mental hospital
>gave me some will to live, but there was one reason i actually wanted to keep going
>it was this thicc qt3.14 eurasian chick who has the same sense of humor and interests as me
>anime, manga, vidya, hentai, drawing, everything.
>thinks I actually have a chance with her
>tell her I USED to have a crush on her
>she replies with "I probably would never date you anon"
>break down
>stay away from people in general
>still haven't gotten over it, been thinking about jumping off a bridge downtown
>tfw your only motivation to live destroys whatever that was left of me
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>>35280662
Too real anon... This hits close to home.
I don't know why I'm still alive, either. Someone tell me when they find something.
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>>35280662
Ffs man up, that's not a big deal
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>be you
Who the fuck else would you be?
Fuck off back to plebbit, and proceed with ending yourself forthwith.
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How much of a desperate loser do you have to be to use those paid online dating sites? Theyre just filled with landwhales, mental defects, and gold diggers.
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>>35280629
>How much of a desperate loser do you have to be to use those paid online dating sites?
Pretty desperate!
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>>35280629
Christian mingle is worth it to find a non degenerate woman desu
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>>35280629
its probably your only option anon,
i don't see the type of women that's looking for a serieus relation in a club or bar
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I did the forced smile at a job interview. Why do you feel wierd if you don't smile? Eather I laugh or I don't. I never just smile like some faggot.
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Hue hue hue hue hue
Smile
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>be at job interview at chic fil a
>do the smile to make him think I'm approachable
>also kind of chilly inside so I'm shivering
>the manager interviewing me thinks I'm shaking and gritting my teeth in rage and calls security
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Bipolar.
Friendly reminder yo avoid bipolar girls like the plague.
They will:
>Lead you on
>Lie to you
>Manipulate you
And then when they get bored with you they will jump onto someone else's dick in a heartbeat.
You can't fix mentally ill people so don't waste your time trying.
They're just hassle.
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Also OP, any kind of "personality disorder" is a huge red flag which should be avoided.
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If I continue adding criteria to judge women by, I'm going to end up with three women in the entire world I can date.
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if you are stupid enough to believe that mental disorders are real thing, you deserve to suffer
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Cringest thing i've ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro
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>>35280551
Is that that Latvian Jewess's husband who runs that retarded YT channel?
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>>35280551
Hurr Hurr so le Cringe xD
Fuck off, newfag
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Good news /r9k/, I finally got hired
BAD news: I hate it
I didn't think it would be THAT bad, but it is, during rushes. I hate having to memorize all the stuff in the back and I can't be quick about anything.
Should I just call it quits?
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give it 2 weeks and you'll know exactly what and where everything is
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>>35280522
I remember this show. This show was batshit.
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>>35281045
How long does the nervousness usually last? I feel shaky and shit like a low blood sugar when we get tons of orders.
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>2017
>March
make it stop
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>>35280488
Put your dick inside me!
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>>35280488
i get it mane
just try not to let reality set in
>it messes with the hallucinations
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I still remember the day when it was fucking outside
>mfw it doesn't fucking outside anymore
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>>35280460
>tfw you listen to music and wander around melancholic in your hometown for hours
mein fuehl
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>>35280460
>mfw too autistic to interact with normies
End me already