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Why do adult men pretend to be anime girls on the internet?
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I have no one, i have nothing
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>>35322827
I don't think you're interpreting anime avatars correctly.
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>>35322827
But what if it is actually anime girls posting.
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Greetings, "robots" and "normies" alike that populate r9k. Now, this isn't a average discord server thread, to get in here you must pass a interview. It's given completely in DM and is used to qualify you for a place in my server. Everything else is talked about within the interview. My discord tag is Himself#7110
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Shameless bump for originaloes reasons
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you're not even online fag
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>>35322938
Indeed i am
orginally oreginonl11s
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>not normie enough for normies
>not geek enough for geeks
>not smart enough for nerds
Well, shit
I might as well find fellow degenerates (ex: druggies, people with weird fetishes, socialists, faggots, nihilists, etc.)
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>>35322738
did you just fill out my profile somewhere...
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>>35322738
i've normied, geeked and nerded at all levels
i have learned that everyone sucks the same way, regardless
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Op, just let me plug your asshole with my dick pls.
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>ywn be the size of an ant, living in a cute boy's foreskin, on a diet consisting only of his smegma
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Bump for cuteboi foreskin webms
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>>35322736
>mr. boner's wild ride
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>>35322736
That's pretty gross in all honesty
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For the majority of my high school time (I'm a senior now) I've told people interesting stuff about me, little if any of it is true, telling the truth about me generally makes me uncomfortable and this is no exception. I have friends but they only see the lies I tell them. All anyone knows about me is lies. Wat do /r9k/ I sure as hell don't know.
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>>35322625
Ditto. I just balanced it out by making friends on Steam and being brutally honest with them. Don't know why, but it makes me feel better.
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>>35322625
Get psychological help and don't do it in college. You can get away with it now and never talk to any of them again, but to harder in adulthood.
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>>35322625
Stop being so vain
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What is the best lube for hand masturbation? 2017-03-06 04:43:06 Post No.35322617
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What is the best lube for hand masturbation?
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Since 100% giving up on ever having real sex with a real girl, I've accepted my fate and retreated into the world of masturbation. I read a bunch of nofap science articles on how fapping is actually more pleasurable for your brain chemicals than real sex. So that makes me feel better.
I bought a 30 inch 4k monitor and am ready to escape into virtual reality.
Since I'm putting so much attention into fapping being my only pleasure I want to get the most out of it. I experimented with toys, but it aint for me.
The thing is I've been dry fapping my whole life. And now I want to start with some lube. I've googled around for info, but a lot of it isn't specifically for fapping, but for normies having sex.
What kind of lube do you think gives the most pleasure?
Right now I'm looking into water-based which I still have from my toys, boy butter, and vaseline.
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Coconut oil.
Oregan-oh-ee-oh-ee-oh.
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>>35322641
https://goodcleanlove.com/4-reasons-not-use-coconut-oil-lube/
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>>35322673
good goy, buy our lubes made out of chemicals that you can't even pronounce, very good goy
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Why is that your ex's have left you and why have you left them?
Why are you incapable of sustaining a relationship and drive away everyone?
I was in a relationship with a girl that was probably perfect for me, but I just couldn't fucking handle it.
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Had a short relationship for a while. Anxiety got the best of me and couldn't get hard. She really fucking liked me but I guess three months of not being able to fuck was enough for her to decide it was not working.
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>>35322614
i had a girlfriend once, broke up about a year ago. we were both in love and were together for 4 years, but i degenerated into a huge life-hating alcoholic nihilistic bipolar case (refusing to take my meds), and eventually my anger and depression became so overwhelming for her that we needed to split up. we were friends for a while but then she moved to a different state and now she won't talk to me, even though i still fucking love her.
anyway, that's a great album OP. one of my favorites.
here's what i'm listening to, though i'm sure you're not curious. one of the best funeral doom bands of all time.
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>das fuhl when you already used up all your calories
wtf do i do, HELP
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somebody respond please
it's 3pm and I'm still hungry
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>>35322611
Is that Colonel Kurtz?
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How badly do your parents beat you?
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They don't and never did. My parents, especially my mom, coddle the shit out of me.
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i mean they used to just give me a belt or a paddle to the ass some but honestly the mental part and the yelling was worse than getting hit, i hate yelling. mainly it was just yelling like this to my brother
>brother eats half of a yogurt
>dad tells him to finish it or hell have to wear it
>brother is crying and in his underwear as my dad pours the yougurt on him
they also used to tell us they were putting us up for adoption when we misbehaved
is it just me or are they probably bastards
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>>35322541
I wouldn't rate it as BADLY or AGGRESSION but it only happened when I was a kid and I had done some fuck up, in other words some combo hard slap on the butt cheeks to become educated
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Is Vegeta /ourguy/?
>short
>angry
>raised by someone who made his father an omega
>always surpasses by goku (chad)
Is Vegeta /ourguy/?
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>>35322524
You forgot how he cucks yamcha and how he bangs bulma (aka "the waifu")
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>>35322580
>gets with the Roastie of the show
>"wins"
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Don't forget
>impregnated hottest dbz girl
>cucked yamcha
>always stood up for himself
>top tier saiyan, stronger than 99.99% of his race
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>have to wake up at 9AM tomorrow for a retail job interview
The end of an era is coming, the closing of the NEET era. I won't last long in the cutthroat workplace environment of the retail world lads.
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>>35322462
that is pretty good that you even got an interview, I hear competition is very tough these days. do your best
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>>35322487
Thanks mate. It was all due to nepotism though. A relative is a manager.
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>>35322462
thank you doctor piccolo
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How old are all the /r9k/ used memes?
How old is Wojak, Pepe, Apu, Gondola, Spurdo?
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>>35322415
If you weren't a newfag you would know
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>>35322444
but I don't know enlighten me.
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>>35322415
Here's everything https://www.google.com
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She's in a relationship 2017-03-06 04:31:04 Post No.35322375
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> Be me, 27, no dates in past 5 years. Meet thicc qt azn during work assignment for the month. Get along great. Never mentions she has a boyfriend, invites me to hang out with her and her friends at bar. Thisneverhappens.jog
> hear offhand someone ask her something about her boyfriend. Ohfuckall.gif
> decline her invite bc not gonna be c u c k. Month ends. She invites me again but not gonna be c u c k e d. Been burned before and know in these scenarios all one can do is keep their pride.
Now I'm on a new assignment. Literally first girl in 5 years I've clicked with socially. And I'll probably not see her again. Feels bad man. Is there any way to salvage this? I can't think of any. I refuse to risk bein a beta bitch, so I think I'm out of luck, or am I missing something? What do?
> Help me pls bots. I don't wanna turn 30 on this website...
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Go with her, meet her friends. Maybe you'll like one of them. Maybe she likes you and wants to break up with her bf but doesn't want to end up alone, so she wants someone to cuck him with. You never know until you find out. Worst case scenario you get humiliated and cry yourself to sleep the next three months, but the current trajectory aint much better.
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>>35322375
Your biological instinct to reproduce is disgusting. The human body is disgusting. Wanting a relationship will only bring additional suffering to suffering souls. The underlying desire to have a child is unethical as it means creating something that should not be.
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>>35322418
Too late. I didn't go it was last night. Come to think of it, you're right. Girls always do line up another guy before jumping ship. Well here's to another 5 years, gentlebots.
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which would you rather have: a belly gf
or( see next post)
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>>35322355
a puke gf?
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An FIM-92 Stinger
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>>35322364
Puke, any Fucking day! It's my fetish.
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Ask A robot who wants to be forcibly feminized anything
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>>35322310
>Ask A robot who wants to be forcibly feminized anything
why do I want this too
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>>35322310
Do you think its a fetish that you would only explore on your own or would you share it with someone more intimately?
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>>35322346
I have no clue why I want either