Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8649. page

>>35329619
What the fuck are "crisps"

>>35329619
so 3 egg mayo sandwiches?

>>35329619
100g of spaghetti with 100g of shrimp

just lol at you anon

>>35329605
kill her and live on welfare

>>35329987
I'm already on welfare

I get NEETbux

dude, you need to move out of that fuckin house right now even if it means being homeless jesus fucking christ

Say high to faggit for me.

why were you on reddit anon

>>35329563
just stop going to reddit then
why were you there in that shithole in the first place

>>35329536
>not posting the study where women who claimed in court that they had been roofied were found to have no drugs in their blood, only excessive alcohol, more than they reported drinking
lellelelel

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>>35329536
>Roastie is "raped" and whines about it online.
>She has no evidence of the said rape, her story has holes in it and she was drinking the night it "happend".
>beta white knights try to defend her honor against the robots
>they still dont get to fuck her

>>35329558
Her story is really weird. She talks about her female friends putting her to bed after showering her to wake her up because she was passed out.

Then her 3 male friends supposedly raped her after her female friends left. But she only talks about seeing one shadow.

Also she supposedly caught a sexual disease from that

>>35329528
I swear I'm a girl. Can I join?

>>35329528
grill here, take your safe space and fuck off

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Stop posting your terrible autism discord here.
https://discord.gg/tBkzvjy
Join this one instead, we discuss scientology.

I'm not a faggot and I will never be cute.

>>35329322
I do want to be a cute girl, but I'll never be able to. Stop taunting me!

>Tfw been really a lot of MRA literature and theory recently
>being reading tons of horror stories of men getting their lives destroyed by women and looking into gender statistics and the endless societal biases against men

Like I knew being a dude was objectively kind of a shitty deal in the grand scheme of life but jesus christ no wonder so many men want to become girls

Being male fucking sucks unless you are the most oblivious bluepilled attractive dudebro who just coasts through life

I hate everything someone turn me into a cute girl NOW

Shotgun suicide is most effective. Also maybe lay your head over train tracks so you get decapitated. The train is loud and scary but if you manage not to move away death will be instant

>>35329355
my country has no trains , not even joking , also i cant afford a shotgun

>>35329370
Here anon, maybe this starter information will help you pick a method then. It's backed up with how lethal each one is too
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods

He was lying about his paranormal experiences just like everyone else on that board.

A nigger shot him down

>>35329292
he OD like the meth whore he was.

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>>35329211
I dropped out of high school in 10th grade, and didn't really do anything beyond that until I was 19 or so. Never left the house, had no friends, had no interests outside of watching TV and browsing the internet. Couldn't even drive.

I started exercising to put on weight, got a GED, got my license, and got a part-time job. I wrote things occasionally, just to entertain myself, and I took up running as a hobby in addition to that. Still didn't do much outside of that, though. I did everything that society told me I should be doing. Decided to enroll in a community college when I was about 21, and got my associate after a couple of years, then got my bachelor's online after that. All very cheap and easy, didn't end up in much debt, didn't leave the house much. Got my first and only girlfriend ever at 20, though she left me a couple of years after that, and it was a roller coaster of a relationship, to put it mildly.

My resume looks alright, no holes and a solid education, but at the same time, none of it ever made me happy, really. Not a single second of it. I improved my social skills, made myself look better, spent more time with family, got educated, made friends, worked, and got a girlfriend, and do you want to know something? None of it made me remotely happy. All that I wanted to do was go back to the old days where I did nothing. It was just tiring and I feel like it had no point. So much of life is merely false optics, putting on a show to impress others.

Nowadays, I live a very minimalist lifestyle. I work very part-time, and just live at home otherwise. I have enough money for what I want, and don't care beyond that. I'm essentially a NEET again, more or less.

>>35329211
>quit coffee
>quit smoking
>get at least some exercise every day, even if you just take a walk or something, just get your blood moving at least a little
>do at least one mentally stimulating thing every day, and no, playing league is not mentally stimulating
>get your GED
>teach yourself a skill you can use to make something of value, like learning a trade
>get a job and sustain yourself while you get good enough at your chosen skill to make something of it
>go forth and conquer

there's your life plan, anon, quit feeling sorry for yourself, pop those ass pimples, and get to it

>>35329211
Maybe we should hang out. We got alot in common. I have like one friend. We smoke weed, cigs and drop acid and play dark souls.
Fuck LoL tho. Mobas suck, play PlanetSide 2

>>35329138
dont do it OP ;____;

you're worth some shit to some one please

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Let us know how that turns out, OP.

Russian rulet on 4chan, nice. Also you know, don't kill yourself, please.

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>>35329120
I have the 'tism, too, anon. The thing that gets me the most about normies is their endless need for chatter. They get so uncomfortable if there's even 5 seconds of silence, and they'll just start blabbing about whatever comes to their head next to avoid a single quiet moment.

Why are normies so scared of silence? It almost seems like it's painful to them, and I really just can't relate at all.

>>35329271
They find thinking uncomfortable.

>>35329120
nobody fucking appreciates silence in my house and everybody just keeps talking shit just to fill the void

LIKE STFU REEEEEEE

>not telling her you like incest

>>35329103
sorry stacy, i also have an incest fetish, but unfortunately i'm gay.

>>35329103
*teleports behind her at night*
surprise buttsecks
nothing personal kiddo

works 100% of the time

>>35329077
yeah they will with your subhuman looks

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>>35329151
oh yeah? well pic related is me, bitch.
im in the russian army and im hot & confident as fuck & sharper than a sharp bowl of mustard ;)

>>35329077
One day maybe.
But certainly not today

>>35329044
chads literally are superhuman

just kys unhinged faggot

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You may only post in this thread if you're neurodiverse. Reposting from a previous thread.

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>>35329340
I am very likely neurodiverse

>>35328927
try to focus on surviving

>>35328938
nah, I did 200mg before and it was really ok. But I was just watching zome videos and feel like I didn't enjoy the high as I could have

>>35328927
Go for a run I promise you'll understand.