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>>35350795
If you are just trying to get laid, pay a prostitute.

Grow a beard, OP.
I know you don't have one.

Oh but she's entitled to a free meal? Kek.

>>35350784
this'll help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5c16FjNeqE

>tfw you know somebody you know is getting on your bus

>>35350784
I hate the fact that sapient beings/souls/conscious beings/spirits or whatever we are are stuck with these fleshy prisons.

The gnostic philosophy kind of makes sense, the "demiurge" is natural selection which robs us of freedom. We feel the need to tread on other people and struggle to survive and reproduce. We have to overcome it somehow, yet it is weaved into the very fabric of our being.

>uncle unilaterally uncovered unified uterus unicycle

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>>35350739
>uncovered dads bathroom peephole

>>35350695
Are you kidding me? Latinas are the biggest suckers for white guys there are. A white chad can honestly pick and choose which latina he wants to fuck on any given day.

>>35350725
i'm not from leddit but saying a chad can fuck someone is literally a statement that you don't need to bring race into

>>35350725
I'm hoping I can get with one myself, I'm no chad but I'm not a complete loser either.

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I believe that's a thing called "Psycopathy" or "Sociopathy." Or, at least a sign of it. Who the fuck am I to judge, right?

>>35350780
Sociopathy is essentially an inability to empathize. This is not what is being discussed. In fact, this might be the complete opposite of sociopathy.

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>>35350832
A hallmark of sociopathy is being able to identify other people's feelings, and change your current persona based on that. Also, being able to have tons of superficial charm, and changing personas based on who is around.

>>35350631
do you have friends? No offence meant.

>>35350649
Yes. But everyone but my best friend doesn't care about me.

I don't even want to keep them around, I want to talk to my best friend and keep the rest as acquaintences. I want a fucking girlfriend.

>>35350631
become Chad/Brad depending on what you have already
get fit and dress well
get a decent job and start earning some real money
that's when chicks will flock towards you themselves

on the side note you will probably stop caring about girls if you reach that point and wil be happy with your life

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>tfw fapping on cam and getting girls to show you tits/masturbate with you

Literally the greatest feeling I've ever had

isn't there still an unmoderated section of omegle?

I still do this regularly. The key is to start with your clothes on

The alternative is dropping out an finding a job. If you'd rather do that, then drop out. If not, look to the school for some advice. Surely they have some divison to help students who are need of help? You're not any less of a man for wanting help, if anything you're more of a man for being aware of your limits.

Also know antidepressants alone won't cure depression the same way paracetamol will cure a headache. You need to deal with why you're depressed in the first place. Antidepressants just push you in the right direction.

>>35350647
I just don't feel like dropping out is an option; I'd probably off myself before that. I would feel like such a failure with all of my friends from back home in various universities. I feel like I'd go nowhere too. I'm dabbling in stock trading and eccommerce secretly hoping maybe they'd be enough to sustain me though. Thank you for the encouragement though

if you have to ask you already know otherwise you think you're some hot shit

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>>35350522
What you should do is just try talking to her, nothing major of course. If you can gather the nerve maybe even ask her a question about herself. Example: "hi, my name is anon. I notice you on this bus often, so where are you going?" Something like that. If she even gives you a second look then you have a decent chance of something with her.

>>35350604

I've thought about doing it, but asking personal questions seems kind of weird, also not sure how to be confident while talking to her when it's always crowded, so everyone around will enjoy the cringefest as well.

>>35350483
Think about it duh

>>35350483
you can't sometimes, just wait it out

this one hits really hard, a lot harder than you might think

>tfw a girl asks you to finger her for the first time

>>35350469
literally never happened, am I missing out on a lot?

>>35350579
It depends on the quality of the girl

>>35350459
It's ok to be gay anon.

Hope you find a nice man and settle down

Traps are inferior b/c 99% of them amount to nothing more than

>i'm a pretty, pretty pretty girl!
>kills self

The interesting thing about traps is that you have a feminine looking person with male sexuality. It's a good combination for straight men because they are theoretically more understanding of your weird fetishes and more likely to play along with them than are actual girls.
Unfortunately in reality they're just mentally ill and narcissistic so you can't break through to them.

>>35350459
Welcome to knowing the same thing plenty of gay men have known for a long time. We'll be on /lgbt/ if you need us.

Check out Ovri on soundgasm. Her stuff is generally a bit femdom-ish, but there's a nice range.

>>35350426
It's all bullshit doesn't work

yep, this is excellent
https://www.literotica.com/s/dev-for-men-an-orgasm-experience
>>35350871
sure does, helps if you haven't fapped the same day or in a day or so

>>35350362
I'm a scorpio. AMA

mine just stopped loading the 3rd set of questions fuck this

>>35350466
Those are not ads your suppose to pic one of the two pictures.

Thought the same thing

>>35350361
I would take care of the babby until I can find a good family for the babby. I'm not old enough to raise the two of us in the long term, even if my parents helped (which I highly doubt they would).

>>35350361
Give it to an adoption agency. You want ME to take care of someone else's brat?! I don't know how much of a fuck up they had to be to even abandon a baby in the first place

>wonder why said babby is outside of my house
>wonder who the fuck thinks this is some next level orphanage/movie bullshit
>call someone to handle that shit and hand over the pooping/crying vessel