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https://discord.gg/DAYxm
Quiet cyborgs server. Without memes, cancer and shitposting.

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>>35363598
https://discord.gg/UBdjQ
All NJ anons and other tri-state area (NY, PA) robots are welcome in The Feels Society of New Jersey.

We're planning to do meetups soon.

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https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2

join my cool discord please

>weed
>molly
>shrooms
>my own liquor or beer

>>35363617
>>weed
>>molly
>>shrooms
>>my own liquor or beer

But you have to leave the house to do that stuff

>>35363581
>Zicam
Whut

Any anon's in their 20s who started uni late?

I'm 24 and thinking about applying to TAMU in Texas and am curious about what it's like when you're older than the vast majority of your class.

>>35363571
If you struggle being paid to have a four year vacation ((uni)) then you must be some kind of faggot

>>35364555
just say you're 21

>>35363529
stop posting that ugly skank

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>>35363623
Better fucking faggot, I just want to know how the life in a psychiatry is ut okay let's rage on a fucking Image....

>>35363532
post pics of belly :3

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>>35363532

Fuck off you underage faggot. All you need to do to avoid failing as hard as me is NOT go to college. NEETs have a greater networth than me just by finding a dollar on the ground.

Watch out, she may be in league with the devil

who anon???? is ti me ur looking 4? whast her name paypay

>>35363508
Nice meme senpai
Also that girls ass is flat af so you can keep her

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subtlety veiled gay thread

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Mate, you think you're such a sickcunt? Well I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 9 and 1/2 inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible. I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passengers seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was 50 miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and 6 women lined up. We had an orgy that didn't last too long. Each women climaxed when my cock came within 5 inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and 300 gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought. I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching 7,000 tons, I squatted 4,000,000 kilograms. I started doing my 400 laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the 3 second ride home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife. Be honored.

>>35363467
Is it actual techno music or are you using that as a general word for EDM? If it's really techno you can fist bump your little heart out Jump Around just get crazy

>>35363606
Same goes for any EDM music the person who looks like they're having the most fun is doing it right. There's no specific moves you have to learn.

At bare minimum Bob your head back and forth to the music

>>35363606
>>35363630
It's pretty much very normie friendly techno with some electro and houseish elements
The guy is called boris brejcha and he calls it "high tech minimal"
That's actually good advice though, thanks. I've reread my post and I'm actually less anxious now because I know I will probably be able to let it go and just enjoy the music on E

It was easy, now it just gets harder and harder for some fucking reason

>>35363433
it's a fucking mistake.

also this >>35363474

Life just is. Like asking what one thinks about the universe, it isn't good nor is it evil. It exists just because it does.

It is only our perceptions which give the many different views of life that individuals have, some see it as great and enjoyable while others see it as a miserable experience that was forced upon them and shouldn't exist.

Regardless of what people may think about life, it doesn't change the nature of what it really is.

thats just my opinion tho

>"you'll*

*those nuts were a hologram*
*the real me teleports behind you*

>>35363408
Shut the fuck up about ballbusting, no one gives a shit. Go to Fetlife or some shit. Shut the fuck up. Fuck off. Sage.

I like to think I fit in pretty good.

>>35363341
That's part of the problem. most people don't give a shit

>>35363419
Every country in the world has mass surveillance, the US's is just more public due to leaks.

>>35363226
What do you exactly want? A list or something?

>>35363226
You could always go fuck yourself

That being said Emmanuel Lubezki (cinematographer for The Revenant and Birdman) has a real pretty fuckin' account.
>chivexp

Im gay so i can only tell you about the cute boys

Steve Raider
Chris Pratt
ohboypl
Carlos Rafael
Nacho Uve
Justin Lascek
Paul McNulty
eugenebuzzfeed
ace newbury
sushitrash

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>It's another "Mom saw something funny on the Today Show that was originally made over 5 years ago and I must act like I've never seen it so that she is amused" episode

>>35363187
I love this shit. It's so cute when old people find videos they wanna show. It's role reversal of 6 years ago when I did the same thing

>>35363187
>have you seen the video of this fat guy lip syncing some euro beat song?
>it's HILARIOUS
>come on anon say it with me
>NUMA NUMA YEA NUMA NUMA NUMA YEA

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>>35363149
read
produce something
>draw,read,record, literally anything besides muh vidia
Talk to people, people are cunts but small talk never killed anyone

More at eleven about how cure ''special snowflake syndrome'' see ya niggers later, remember anime belongs in the trash

>>35363149
do you at least got the will power to commit suicide?

>>35363233
but that's hard and takes effort

IF YOU ARE A NORMIE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

GET OUT

OUT

OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35363172
Learn to share the internet

self bump because this is an important issue