What should I do if I feel like I've been chosen by Kek, or that he is with me in some degree?
>>35366888
go to /pol/
orinini
check a therapist
>>35366888
See? I'm not trying to do that, but I've noticed a lot of coincidences like that happen to me lately, especially when I post things like that, or things that I think Kek would like.
>>35366912
I do that sometimes already
>>35366922
I do that too
>tfw youll never make a thread that gets over 100 replies
>>35366875
You obviously haven't made a bait thread yet.
>tfw you've made several non-bait threads that reached 500 replies in the past 2 weeks
>>35366875
Are you serious? That's really easy to achieve, anon. You just got to be a little more creative and think of something personal that people want to get of their chests. Or just start a thread with 'I'm a fembot,'
>that kid who always wore wolf oriented shirts and was into gfur
>that kid that was previous kids friend and would get your attention at lunch just to eat an apple core in front of you
>that kid who made threads on 4chan and got ignored
>>35367304
Top bantz, roblox
>that kid who played roblox and armor games in the library all lunch
i'm the older one, but still haven't graduated college. alcoholic with one dui on my record. my brother graduated right on time and started working for a big name company right away making 6 figures. feels fucking bad boys
Seems like us older siblings are always the inferior ones. I think parents fuck up with the first kid, then they learn how to raise a child properly. Oh well
>when your younger brother of 4 years makes 76k gives you dosh and helps you get back on your feet
>tfw middle child
>don't think my parents even remember I live with them
*Stomps on people*
I NEED MY NEETBUX
*Eats a forest*
COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE WAGIE!
*Drinks an ocean*
Neet please go away! I am but a humble wagie trying to survive! Can't you see how unfair it is to take my hard earned money for your anime figurines?
Please leave me be in their office cubical I sit!
>>35366793
>turn off internet
>watch world be destroyed
Jejeehe...
These threads are getting more ridiculous every day and I'm kinda starting to find them funny.
It's still shitposting, though, so please refrain from creating them again.
>ywn be Dolph Lundgren in the 80s
>>35366783
>Every robot sees him as Chad
>He actually has a degree from MIT
>>35366783
I probably won't be Brigitte Nielsen either
>>35366816
I would post what MIT actually looks like, but I don't want to be on Karma's bad side.
who /*FFFFLLLLLLAAAAAARRRPPPPPP PPP P P*/ here?
>>35366780
HNNNNG THICC
>>35366780
right one looks like a modern pokemon
>>35366780
Well anon? It ain't gonna sniff itself!
Reminder: non suicidal people are literally fucking retarded
i want to be retarded
>>35366774
sounds like retarded is the way to be
Reminder lads: non-suicidal people are literally non-sentient.
Are Asian males really this insecure?
I honestly can't tell if this is satire, or if they're really this mad.
Do they really think white men care if a white woman marries an Asian?
wyte men? where? u sure bout dah
>>35366768
>Avril Lavine's younger sister
Avril Lavine hasn't been relevant in over 12 years, why would her no name sister matter?
>>35366905
cuz white boi mad asian men are stealing all your womyn hahaha stay mad
pls no bully edition
orinigale
>>35366729
>3D
>Waifu
You're an absolute fucking idiot.
I want to lick Mutsumi
Why aren't you working hard for the one you love? Why aren't you working hard to be with the one for you?
>>35366695
I don't want a relationship, and I haven't met them
>>35366695
Because that could only lead to me becoming a beta orbiter again
>loving anything
They're dead and so am I
I'm so envious of people who have loving parents. Everyday is hell when I have to interact with either of them. I'm 19 years old and heading towards NEETdom. I would move out but I have nothing to fuel that desire plus I am relatively comfortable living under this household. I can't get emotional support at all, I gave up trying to establish any bond. It's gotten to the point where I've memorized their daily routines, avoiding them. I even sometimes fantasize about killing my mother in particular.
>tfw avoided family so long that it feels awkward to be around them normally anymore
>>35366820
It's so alien to me the fact that there's people out there who voluntarily talk to relatives.
>fantasies about killing off family line and self to end the suffering
This could've been you but you decided to be engage in self pity and laziness. Now you're a sack of shit.
You're missing out.
mirin traps and spinal erectors
>>35366689
That girl is wayyyyyyy too skinny
>>35366715
this.
Would only bang a few times whilst scouting girls with more ass.
>TFW been jerking off using my phone
>TFW the CIA has probably seen my o-face hundreds of times
>mic is always plugged in even when i fap
>FBI has heard me masturbate and moan embarrassing shit thousands of times
>tfw use my phone to masturbate in bed
i don't even care man.
if the CIA wants to watch me finger my ass and jack off to loli every night that's their deal
>>35366673
>>35366714
jesus fucking christ
i hate it when random ass people say that shit, like they're so important that the FBI and CIA takes valuable time out of terrorism investigations to spy on them
you're not that important, unless of course you're looking at shit online that is questionable
Some shithead ran a red light and now I have a broken femur, pelvis, and hip plus no more car. How fucked am I long term?
>>35366670
You sound like you're set for life. Collect insurance dosh and file for disability.
>>35366670
Your short term is so fucked that you really don't want to think about long term right now.
>gets to take it easy for several months on FMLA and maybe even sue the guy who hit him
>if he's fucked up enough he can get on disability
>at the very least he can get on medical marijuana for his pain
Fuck you OP you just got a blessing in disguise