>TFW been jerking off using my phone >TFW the CIA has probably

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>mic is always plugged in even when i fap
>FBI has heard me masturbate and moan embarrassing shit thousands of times

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>tfw use my phone to masturbate in bed
i don't even care man.
if the CIA wants to watch me finger my ass and jack off to loli every night that's their deal

>>35366673
>>35366714
jesus fucking christ

i hate it when random ass people say that shit, like they're so important that the FBI and CIA takes valuable time out of terrorism investigations to spy on them

you're not that important, unless of course you're looking at shit online that is questionable

you guys make the cia out to be some boogeyman. they don't give a shit about you

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>>35366800
>unless of course you're looking at shit online that is questionable
pfff yeah of course not anon heh

>not holding your thumb over the lens

learn2jackoff

No one in the CIA is looking at your orgasms you fucking losers, there is ptp out there masturbating on the daily to watch

Even if you paid them, I doubt they'd want to watch you sweaty neckbeards jerk it to anime porn while fingering your shit-encrusted assholes

>>35366800
>>35366826
>>35366835
found the undercover CIA/FBI agents

>>35366800
What if one day Islam rules over the world and they'll use the data to track infidels. What then huh?

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>>35366784
>>35366835
got high, and fingered myself for first time last 3 nights in a row while watching porn on cell phone, didn't cover the lens, are you guys are talking about me?

>not taping over the front camera
>being a normie who uses the front camera

>>35366846
I wish I was a CIA/FBI agent. Shit would be dank, I'd retire then go into private consulting.