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How do I settle for an uggo girlfriend?
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>>35375843
Blind yourself.
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Dim lights and cuddle under bankies.
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>>35375843
wait for her to realise that Chad doesn't want her. be prepared to wait a while.
day 1 on the road to recovery
23 years old, overweight, NEET, high school drop out
havent slept in 3 days
it's 7am and the birds are chirping
how can i make today a successful day?
i will be applying to some jobs
i want to be an /r9k/ success story and be an example for young robots to give them hope
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please do not give hope where thier is none
do not lie to us
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>>35375777
there has to be some hope for the future, you have to find some reason to keep carrying on
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Get up, get a shower, clean yourself up, if your room is a dump tidy it, if you don't usually clean the house give it a clean, make dinner for your family and go for a walk if you have time. That is an efficient day in my opinion, then you can spend what time you have left doing whatever you like.
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Why are there so many faggots, trannies, and "fembots" on this morning
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>>35375756
>sort by bump order
Kill yourself.
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>>35375756
>Why are there so many faggots, trannies, and "fembots" on this morning
Jews
>ranting because im pissed
im getting pretty tired of my shitty life 2017-03-08 01:03:33 Post No.35375740
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im getting pretty tired of my shitty life
>ranting because im pissed
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i hate my stupid mcdonalds job but i have to stgay there until i have enough money to get a car. i work 5 days a week, usually 10 hour shifts - get paid bi - weekly and it sucks. the only days i have off are monday and tuesday so i never hang out with anyone any more and all my friends in discord get mad at me kinda but not really, its really fucking gay. they wont give me any other hours and i need the money. i get home and just play a ton of different videogames, i pretty much spend all my time playing all these games. i suck so much at them and i try really hard to have fun but i just cant any more because im so stressed out with my shittyt job. like idk i feel like maybe if i play a game long enough i could get better like in overwatch i play and try really hard but i lose any way because i guess i just suck or something really it pisses me off how much tiome i waste on my computer. and i dont evne get better at the games desu :( my friends are significantly better than me and i get pissed off because im nowhere near there abilities (across all the multiplayer games) and when i play with therm i only feel like i hold them down and it makes me mad so i just polay worse and in turn i get mad when i lose and do the worst. occasionally when i do good or like win i get too excited and say sokething really autistic and egotistical like "fuck yeah i just carried the shit out of that game!" and i get a play of the game as mei or like im playing something cheezy like blitzcrank in league of legends and my buddy is the one on the kill feed as soldier76, getting all the damage down while im just participating in the quintuple kill and ulting. then they get mad at me because im really not that humble about it and i get mad at myself so i just leave and say sorry and play a different game like super smash brothers melee on the faster melee client on anther's ladder and woah spoiler a;lert i suck huge throibbing cock at that too. like its so fucking annoying hold up char limit
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>>35375740
You don't put in enough effort to be good at games or life.
Stop crying.
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>normie complains about inane shit
Saged. Nothing to see here. Just some normie who has meme (((depression)))
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people like (on the anthers ladder thing, its how you play melee online for thgose whom don;t know) like they fight me and they know how to wavedash and crap like that but i cant and they beat me without losiung a stock or like they troll and kill themselves a few times because they know ill lose and they can abuse the fact that im new ish to the game in a competitive aspecct and i get steamrolled and instead of telling me how to do something like wavedash they just say i suck or copy paste something annoying like "you got owned" in chinese after the match and refuse to rematch when i select endless friendly match in the que thing. like how am i even supposed to get better at the game when people dont even wat to fight me its so fucking anbnoying. and then on top of that when i lose after i pick fox they bm me for picking fox and saying that i suck because i cant beat them with the best guy in the game its fuckign stupid. so i watch videos on how to get better at melee for a bit every day and i dont even know if its worth it at this point im just so tired of getting beaten in the games and not progressing at any of the games i ever played, i only made it to gold as a league player and got banned a few times because i got mad so i scripted on my old account so now i dont even have a ranked account i think idk its all really annoying to me. and then i try playing a single player game like fallout new vegas and the game just doesnt bring me any feelings of awe or joy it really tears me up i cant even have fun in a single player game so i install a bunch of cool mods that make the game look good and like add new guns and stuff but then the game runs at like 5 fucking fps because i dont have any money to get a good pc so im scvrewed and its not fun because i have like no frames its so frustyrating. and then when i get frustrated from beign so frustrated with my life i try and watch anime and movies but i've watched fullmetal alchemist brotherhood //cont...
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What is up with these shitty articles on sites popular with women? Bullet points on different shit, like why you deserve a Chad. Who writes this crap and why?
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This article contradict itself starting from the fucking title...
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frustrated mainstream normies
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>why is it so hard to find a guy with a perfectly sculpted body and jawline, a beautiful symmetrical face, mounds of flowing dark hair, piercing blue eyes, sunkissed skin, who is over 6 feet tall, makes over 200k a year, is willing to settle down and have children with me in spite of my inferior genes and let me stay independent and pay to have the children raised by someone else so I can keep living my life like i didn't just win the lottery in finding the perfect man? why is that so hard?
>this is all society's fault, and men's fault, for being picky and not my fault for having such incredibly unrealistic standards
>it's the men's whose standards are unrealistic!!!!!! im a woman and i deserve to have all my dreams and fantasies come true!!!!!
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Why don't you get yourself a wheelchair girlfriend? The biggest advantage is that she can not run away from you.
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>>35375690
Sage
Origggg
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>>35375690
got my own hot wheels set
Should I fap constantly or as little as possible to make my dick bigger? I'm only 18, so I want any length I can if I ever get a gf.
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>>35375669
it'll not grow any more than its present size
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It doesn't make any difference my dude, you can jerk off 100 times a day or once a year and it will be the same. The only thing that will change is how hard your dick gets. If you jerk off too much to too much weird fucked up porn you'll lose your ability to get booners when it comes time to fuck your qtpi gf.
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>>35375669
Peen size is decided before you're even born, fapping constantly (5+ times a day) might cause temporary swelling though which is I guess a size increase.
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Have you ever witnessed the collective grief that ensues when a local, popular Chad dies?
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Mmm.
Sounds delicious.
Hopefully his lucky genetics dispersed into the wind for other guys to pick up.
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Yes it was like when the dear leader died in North Korea.
Suddenly after the news was heard people came out of their homes and started to cry and they would go march with candles and there was a shrine with his pictures where everbody laid flowers.
The local Chad died driving drunk.
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>>35375606
Yeah, that exact thing happened around my area really recently. You're not in South East England by any chance?
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What are you doing to celebrate International Women's Day, /r9k/?
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Printing out 50 pictures of a woman being fucked by a gang of black dudes and posting them around town.
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>>35375591
Waiting for the day to get ruined by yet another fucking slavshit. I fucking hate slavs, I swear.
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Give my waifu some extra loving today.
>people think fembots exist
>people actually think "women" can be robots
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>>35375589
They mostly just come on here to ridicule us.
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>>35375589
I agree OP, women can't be depressed because they are women and yes it's really that simple
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>>35375589
Woman can't be a robot. All failed women sit on tumblr and post sjw bullshit
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>Hearing voices again
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>feeling feels again
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>smelling smells again
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>fucking girls again
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Post your biggest regrets 2017-03-08 12:34:05 Post No.35375465
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Fucked up in choosing which upper secondary school to go to, went to a IT one because I thought I wanted to be le hackerman. Now I'm gonna have to start over whilst my friends will be one grade above me.
P.s don't live in brittain but I wrote the equivalent to what I'm going
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>>35375465
Dropping out of highschool. Not saving money. Smoking ice.
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>>35375479
How did you end up smoking that?
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>>35375505
Got it from my best friend/roommate at the time. I put it on a piece of foil and smoked it using a heat source.
Wild times.
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>tfw ex gf finally got married.
>Don't know whether she's happier than I am.
>I myself will probably never marry
>Still stings that she's married and thus probably happier than me as a result.
I want to beat her at the game of life, but she has such a tremendous head start on me.
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>>35375404
Rape her kids. Original.
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>>35375404
>tfw former jailbait orbiter just kidnapped her kid after the father was given custody.
Keeping an eye out for her.
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>>35375404
Same thing only we were supposed to get married, now she hates me
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I'm a white man stuck in a black man's body
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>>35375401
No, you're just more intelligent than the people you grew up around
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I am a child stuck in an obese, 30 year old, gorilla man body
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>>35375401
what makes you say that? is it because you talk like a normal human being?
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>starving to death
>go to grocery store
>don't know what to buy, spend a hour analyzing every item.
>end up leaving the store with a bag of chips and frozen pizza
Anyone know my suffering?
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I always add a bag of mandarins so it looks slightly less pathetic. Also I then eat the mandarins which is much healthier than my usual fare.
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>>35375431
>he doesn't let the mandarins spoil
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>>35375387
One hour of analyzation and you leave the store with two of the least efficient items. What were you thinking?